I almost feel trolled when i see people say yes to doing sick things for $$$

[mudrock]

Originally Posted by Benny__Blanco

wtf man

you said it would be a lifetime of pain. im just trying to explain that it wont because only gay people would watch the video anyway.


it is impossible for it to be a lifetime cause people wouldn't make fun of someone who gets a billion dollars

[Chris215]

drinking jizz is like drinking a protein shake. protein = protein, what's the problem? girls do it all the time for free amirite?

[KRILLEN91]

Originally Posted by joe--

Probably. Half an hour of pain for a lifetime of wealth and relaxation.

this. All about the opportunity costs. Getting fked for a billion dollars surely outweighs working in a 9-5 or construction job for the rest of your life. I know my sexuality so i don't care if i have to do something gay to get the money.

[KRILLEN91]

Originally Posted by Benny__Blanco

what good would the billion do if you knew that everyone you met will have see a video of you getting degraded to the max?

Yea you could drive nice cars and live in mansions, but what the hell is the point if you are not happy with your social life because of this situation? Man is a social creature remember that.

The only people that would watch the vid are gay people and as long as you wilfully made the decision to go along with it and get paid for it than why would you feel degraded?
That's like saying it's degrading for women to be strippers even though they're the 1s making all the money from it. I respect your values and maybe you got 2 much pride or dignity to do something like take it from Mike Tyson. But for me life short i just make the most out of it. With a billion dollars i could go anywhere in the world anyway so watevaz.

[Ecnewyx]

Missed the original thread, but would drink a gallon of sperm for a billion dollars. Would also let Tyson have his way with me and youtubed for a billion dollars.

Realistically, would do it for $100 mil, so... (no homo) It's not ass rape if I'm going along with it willingly for a billion dollars, brah.

[viiictor]

Why the **** are you guys arguing about this, it's not gonna happen lol. What if it was a prank and they didn't give you the 1 bil after it???

/new thread

[Ecnewyx]

Originally Posted by viiictor

Why the **** are you guys arguing about this, it's not gonna happen lol. What if it was a prank and they didn't give you the 1 bil after it???

/new thread

Lawsuit = profit????

[VVolfgang]

a milk jug full of old jizz would be putrid, with a horrendous consistency.

if you took just 1 whiff of it you'd probably gag / dry heave / throw up

if you took one sip of it you'd throw up violently for 10 minutes, followed by 20 minutes of dry heaving

I call BS on the claim that anybody would be 'able' to do this for 1 000 000 000. They probably wouldn't even attempt it after smelling the stuff.

[KRILLEN91]

Originally Posted by VVolfgang

a milk jug full of old jizz would be putrid, with a horrendous consistency.
if you took just 1 whiff of it you'd probably gag / dry heave / throw up
if you took one sip of it you'd throw up violently for 10 minutes, followed by 20 minutes of dry heaving
I call BS on the claim that anybody would be 'able' to do this for 1 000 000 000. They probably wouldn't even attempt it after smelling the stuff.

know from experience?

[Fight_Club]

Originally Posted by Benny__Blanco

Just looked at that thread about drinking a milk jug full of old jizz for billion dollars.


what the fuuck is wrong with you guys?

Are you serious? It's sterile and the taste isn't that bad, my mate would do it for $1000 no probs.

I mean he let me piss on him for $200

[hu5tler]

With the money you will be able to cancel out the gay by having lots of woman.

Also you will have a lot of money that will be able to change lives for loads of people. I know i would give a large amount of it to family and charities. The money will help to change lives of people who really need it. I would only need one house in the same area i live now so i will be close to family. So think of how much money you will be able to give away.

Not taking up this offer would be the most retarded decision of all time!

[cell-tech-ABUSE]

The thing is all of your examples include things that are done in very little time so one could think "Hmm, 30 minutes of that for whatever I want for -the rest of my life?-" In which case yes, I would do the thing you mentioned in your first post. Taking it up the ass from Mike Tyson makes you essentially a highly paid porn star, so it's not exactly like you'd be without your dignity for the rest of your life.
Perhaps a better question would be, would you be willing to adjust your life to living without any legs for 50 million dollars (you cannot buy prothestics)?

[viiictor]

Originally Posted by Ecnewyx

Lawsuit = profit????

No proof. Nothing.

Or guy who makes deal flees and you never see or hear of him again.

[Mikeo]

i'd rather take it in the ass than drink a jug of jizz (no homo)

i'd even have a bath in a pile of fecalpheliacs **** for a better standard of living

[KRILLEN91]

Originally Posted by cell-tech-ABUSE

The thing is all of your examples include things that are done in very little time so one could think "Hmm, 30 minutes of that for whatever I want for -the rest of my life?-" In which case yes, I would do the thing you mentioned in your first post. Taking it up the ass from Mike Tyson makes you essentially a highly paid porn star, so it's not exactly like you'd be without your dignity for the rest of your life.
Perhaps a better question would be, would you be willing to adjust your life to living without any legs for 50 million dollars (you cannot buy prothestics)?

yeh that's true if you gota live with a fake leg for life or something permanent than the costs pretty much outweigh the benefits of the money anyway. There's no price for your health.

[themethod7]

Originally Posted by joe--

I don't think I'd care if I had 1bil, hopefully your true friends wouldn't give a ****, and you can just retire them all to live on your property and have mad fun everyday.

Plus, if someone called me a homo, I'd reply with, "I took it in the ass for One Billion Dollars, you just watched gay porn for free. How does that make you feel now phaggot?"

[Ecnewyx]

Originally Posted by viiictor

No proof. Nothing.

Or guy who makes deal flees and you never see or hear of him again.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't agree to do this if it was just some random guy on the street saying he'd give me a billion dollars if I drank his gallon of sperm.

I'd want something signed, lol.

[Dry_Wretch]

Originally Posted by Fight_Club

Are you serious? It's sterile and the taste isn't that bad, my mate would do it for $1000 no probs.

I mean he let me piss on him for $200

You paid $200 to piss on your friend?

and no (nohomo) tag




Son...

[Tweeds]

So we've established that the OP is the only one who wouldn't do it- making him the troll.

[IKI]

if you offer me 1 billion... i'd say bring on the jizz!

[AboveAverage]

People forget real fast. Maybe do a 2 year trip around the world, then come out of hibernation and basically noone knows who you are.

[stonefacekilla]

i would do it then spend money doing the following:

plastic surgeory so no-one can recognise me from video
or
i would pay mike tyson to publicly apologise for making a fake video of me
and/or
kill and rape mike tyson then post video to entire world

then i would live the most disgustingly outrageous lifestyle i could possibly imagine.

[Ecnewyx]

Originally Posted by ak360

After I get the billion I would surgically enhance my penis to a size of 24" and a girth of 16" and then I would rape mike tyson up the ass and post it online.



And it's only considered "GAY" if you like it........right?.........it's not REALLY gay unless you "like" it.......right guys??

This is so homo it's almost heterosexual.


No wait, it isn't. Wtf phaggot?

[akkxn]

ITT: OP trollin

[Veri_]

Would anyone drink a shot of their mates piss for $5 or ?3?

[andrew28]

Originally Posted by Benny__Blanco

\
wtf?! I know its cliche, but money seriously is not everything. \

umm yes it is...

if you take a few seconds to think about it

[stonefacekilla]

Originally Posted by ak360

After I get the billion I would surgically enhance my penis to a size of 24" and a girth of 16" and then I would rape mike tyson up the ass and post it online.



And it's only considered "GAY" if you like it........right?.........it's not REALLY gay unless you "like" it.......right guys??

no its totally GAY if you give your consent to get shafted up the poo pipe but we are talking about 1billion $$$$$$$$ and i think the general feeling is most of misc would be GAY for 30 mins for this amount of money

[stonefacekilla]

Originally Posted by Veri_

Would anyone drink a shot of their mates piss for $5 or ?3?

hell no, too little money. lol

[stonefacekilla]

Originally Posted by cell-tech-ABUSE

The thing is all of your examples include things that are done in very little time so one could think "Hmm, 30 minutes of that for whatever I want for -the rest of my life?-" In which case yes, I would do the thing you mentioned in your first post. Taking it up the ass from Mike Tyson makes you essentially a highly paid porn star, so it's not exactly like you'd be without your dignity for the rest of your life.
Perhaps a better question would be, would you be willing to adjust your life to living without any legs for 50 million dollars (you cannot buy prothestics)?

no, not for any amount of money.

[nickk]

Originally Posted by Benny__Blanco

Just looked at that thread about drinking a milk jug full of old jizz for billion dollars.

I chuckled before entering the thread thinking that nobody would have chosen to do it, but no, 25 of our fellow miscers chose to

what the fuuck is wrong with you guys?

This guy's parents have obviously provided for him his entire life.