so I must preface this with, I have an irrational phobia of zombies.
yes.
as in fictional characters that eat brains. actually terrified. zombies and clowns. its terrible.
last night a friend posted on fb that everyone with H1N1 was gonna turn into a zombie.. that turned into the following conversation.
"ZombieTalk Between Girlfriends.."
Meagan: So I just txted Justin, "My friend marks fb status says "wouldnt it be strange if everyne w/h1n1 turned into zombies?" My irrational fear is in overdrive.."
Liz: Hahahahha
Meagan : He said "Haha aww I promise nobody will turn into zombies."
Meagan : to which I replied, "should you become a zombie, please disregard all past requests for you to "eat me out""
Liz: I'm laughing out loud
Meagan : Hahahahaha
Meagan : Me too
Meagan : While being completely terrified.
Liz: Now I'm totally and irrationally thinking about it too
Meagan : Srsly
Meagan : The world is doomed
Liz: Everytime I let my dogs out at night I'm like
Liz: ....Zombies?
Liz: We really shouldn't have seen that movie
Meagan : I'm gonna have a shirt made that says "**** zombies..."
Liz: Hah
Liz: No semi realistic zombie movies evr ever ever again for us
Meagan : No zombie movies ever period
Meagan : Even the "comedy" ****ed me up
Meagan : Man
Liz: Word
Meagan : If vampires were real, I'd be ok w it.
Liz: And for me no horror in general
Meagan : At least they seduce you w their eyes
Liz: I just dislike being scared
Liz: Hah
Meagan : Abd if they make you one life is grand.
Meagan : But zombies
Liz: And you'd probably get made into one
Meagan : Are just gross
Liz: And then you'd miss me and make me ine too
Liz: Yeah
Liz: We got true blood tshirts at my work btw
Meagan : Yesssss
Liz: Ill take pics and send to you
Meagan : If I was a vampire I would totally make youone.
Meagan : Haha
Meagan : And then we would sit around and talk about mortal love stories.
Liz: I doubt we will really sell many
Liz: Lol I know you would even vampires need to giggle
Meagan : Hahaha my fb status is lol worthy
Liz: Haha
Liz: I like how you mentioned I'm irratonal and crazy too haha
Liz: Oh well
Meagan : Hahahahaha
Liz: Tell mark he better supply the guns
Liz: Since its his fault if itd true
Meagan : Hahahah
Liz: And zombies make me think about other scary things and then I think abpout other movies
Liz: Why do people like being scared??!
Meagan : **** I need sleep. I wanna goto justins so he can protect me but now he is infected and I can't risk it.
Meagan : FML
Liz: Yeah you really don't want that flu, swine or not
Meagan : It'll be like the movie. I'll wake up and he'll be a zombie. Waiting.
Meagan : I don't wana be the nerdy jew boy.
Liz: Ack and you'll have to kill him with the toilet thingie
Liz: Hahaha
Liz: The michael cera wanna be
Meagan : He's way bigger than me. I would lose!
Liz: You can be the hot girl who's in the movie right after we left
Liz: She conned them out of their guns
Liz: And stole their car
Meagan : And won the zombie war?!
Meagan : Was that actually in the movie??
Liz: Yes
Meagan : Or are you rewriting me into the happy ending? Haha
Liz: I watched the whole thing
Liz: Online
Liz: It was less scary
Meagan : Are you on glue?????
Liz: And I needed a happy ending
Liz: Haha I fast forwarded all the zombies
Liz: Andddd no the end there is still lots of zombies
Meagan : Haha
Liz: And therefore I am still terrified
Liz: But the hot girl and jew boy kissed?
Meagan : Well in my verrsion. There was no zombies after the hostess truck.
Liz: Yeah dude the hot girl was a scientist and she made a zombie bomb that killed only all the zombies
Liz: And then everyone lived in rich. Peoples houses and procreated and had no zombies ever again
Liz: Yayy
Liz: The end
Meagan : Yesssss
Liz: Now we can sleep peacefully
Meagan : Ok
Meagan : I'm going to attempt sleep
Liz: Haha ok
Liz: If you need me I'm right here also trying to sleep
Meagan : If you turn into a zombie. I'm sorry in advance for having to kill you.
Meagan : And in advance
Liz: Hah its ok I understand

Meagan : I forgive you for doing the same.
Liz: Awesome
Meagan : Hahaha
Liz: I'm watching tv so I don't feel so alone
Meagan : Night sally. I'm glad you feel better.
Liz: *high five* on the zombie wars
Meagan : Yesss!
Liz: Thabks love <3. Hope you sleep ok
Liz: Night!
Meagan : Night