Rant: My name is Korkusuz.... - Page 106

therorschach · 10-30-2009, 12:57 PM

I went to this dead rat once and ordered a lettuce. Then I ate a restaurant.

Lencho · 10-30-2009, 01:05 PM

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I wonder if Todd Haley yells at his wife.

I doubt she can tackle either, so he probably does.

Turco · 10-30-2009, 01:18 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_339346.html

Holy shiznit. Watch the video.

CYTX · 10-30-2009, 01:39 PM

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I have unrelated IT homework questions to ask you via PM, and plox, assume the position of an executive of FQP (for question #7). May I PM you though I'm not familiar with how FQP works yet?

Of course ma lady

darinaldi · 10-30-2009, 01:50 PM

Louie Simmons is teaching a f*cking CrossFit seminar?

Turco · 10-30-2009, 01:52 PM

I told one of my coworkers I'd give him a ride to his mechanic this afternoon before I leave work.
I stopped by his office and told him I was ready. He said to give him a few minutes so he can finish an email. This was 45 minutes ago, and I already went back there 3 times to see if he's ready.

I'm ready to just take off and leave him here. Seriously...How inconsiderate.

mjw8204 · 10-30-2009, 01:54 PM

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I'm ready to just take off and leave him here. Seriously...How inconsiderate.

Do it.

Lencho · 10-30-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_339346.html

Holy shiznit. Watch the video.

Pretty amazing, although I wouldn't be willing to put in the time and effort it takes to get all of the coupons together. Also, I hate holding people up in line at stores. If there's something without a pricetag on it, I just make up some sh*t real fast and the clerk usually just keys it in. If they don't by my ruse, I just say, "You know what? I don't need that sh*t anyway. Just ring the rest of my stuff up so I can get out of the way."

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Originally Posted by darinaldi

Louie Simmons is teaching a f*cking CrossFit seminar?

NO WAI!

therorschach · 10-30-2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

I told one of my coworkers I'd give him a ride to his mechanic this afternoon before I leave work.
I stopped by his office and told him I was ready. He said to give him a few minutes so he can finish an email. This was 45 minutes ago, and I already went back there 3 times to see if he's ready.

I'm ready to just take off and leave him here. Seriously...How inconsiderate.

Tell him that if he doesn't leave right now, Korkusuz is going to give him a ride instead and that it will be a ride of pain and misery.

Lencho · 10-30-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

I'm ready to just take off and leave him here. Seriously...How inconsiderate.

You'll do no such thing. Instead, you'll sit there and talk sh*t about what a sorry mother f*cker he is. When he finally is ready to go, he'll come by and say, "Ready?", and you'll say, "Sure, bro!"

Don't feel bad. I'd do the same thing.

mjw8204 · 10-30-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lencho

Pretty amazing, although I wouldn't be willing to put in the time and effort it takes to get all of the coupons together. Also, I hate holding people up in line at stores. If there's something without a pricetag on it, I just make up some sh*t real fast and the lerk usually just keys it in. If they don't by my ruse, I just say, "You know what? I don't need that sh*t anyway. Just ring the rest of my stuff up so I can get out of the way."

I'm the same way. Hate being "that guy" in line.

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Tell him that if he doesn't leave right now, Korkusuz is going to give him a ride instead and that it will be a ride of pain and misery.

I don't know if that's a good idea. People in the office are already starting to talk about how Turco and Korkusuz are never seen in the same place at the same time.

Korkusuz · 10-30-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

Korkusuz is going to give him a ride instead and that it will be a ride of pain and misery.

I'd make small chit-chat on the stroll through the parking lot, then when he got into the car and clicked his seatbelt, I'd stare straight ahead and say, "You just signed your own death warrant, you f*ck."

mjw8204 · 10-30-2009, 02:04 PM

"you must spread reputation around before giving it Korkusuz again"

That made me lol.

That reminds me, where the hell is Kavak? Undoubtedly doing something stupid. I don't show up in here at random so that the people I like talking to are nowhere to be found. God I hate that guy. He better be here soon.

pFuzzz · 10-30-2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by darinaldi

Louie Simmons is teaching a f*cking CrossFit seminar?

Won't that like tear a hole in the universe or something?

**Arlecchino** · 10-30-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by darinaldi

Louie Simmons is teaching a f*cking CrossFit seminar?

What?

I know Dave Tate showed up and one, and some of the crossfitters were pissed when he pointed out things like chronically weak hamstrings, etc.

Link to this?

pFuzzz · 10-30-2009, 02:24 PM

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What?

I know Dave Tate showed up and one, and some of the crossfitters were pissed when he pointed out things like chronically weak hamstrings, etc.

Link to this?

Gasp! You mean there are flaws with Crossfit?

BRB Doing high rep olympic lifts until I tear a rotator cuff, then I'm gonna run 5k and then jump up and down with a kettlebell in my teeth for a while.

Ctrainer · 10-30-2009, 02:28 PM

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Gasp! You mean there are flaws with Crossfit?

BRB Doing high rep olympic lifts until I tear a rotator cuff, then I'm gonna run 5k and then jump up and down with a kettlebell in my teeth for a while.

I thnk that one is called "Betty"

darinaldi · 10-30-2009, 02:29 PM

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What?

I know Dave Tate showed up and one, and some of the crossfitters were pissed when he pointed out things like chronically weak hamstrings, etc.

Link to this?

http://www.regonline.com/builder/sit...eventid=787286

"CrossFit Powerlifting" is such a hilarious oxymoron.

Lencho · 10-30-2009, 02:30 PM

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I thnk that one is called "Betty"

Image search for Betty Rubble garnered this:

wow strong S&M

kvk1 · 10-30-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Korkusuz

I'd make small chit-chat on the stroll through the parking lot, then when he got into the car and clicked his seatbelt, I'd stare straight ahead and say, "You just signed your own death warrant, you f*ck."

rofl

+ grope his wife

Lencho · 10-30-2009, 02:33 PM

This is a repost, but worth it for those who have yet to see it. Not fake, either:

mjw8204 · 10-30-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lencho

Image search for Betty Rubble garnered this:

[img]http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepony/BettyRubble.jpg[img]

wow strong S&M

Betty always struck me as a bit of a freak in an understated, reserved sort of way.

Wilma, on the other hand.....I'm pretty sure Fred only got it on his birthday and anniversary.

Ctrainer · 10-30-2009, 02:35 PM

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Betty always struck me as a bit of a freak in an understated, reserved sort of way.

Wilma, on the other hand.....I'm pretty sure Fred only got it on his birthday and anniversary.

But she did have a pearl necklace............................wut

mjw8204 · 10-30-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lencho

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Lencho, the other day I pulled what is likely the dumbest move of my 27 years. I was getting ready to leave for class and walked out the door with a bunch of stuff in my hands. I get in my car, which is parked in the driveway, and realize I forgot to grab my keys. I also realized I had locked the door from the inside before shutting it, so I was locked out of the house. It was cold and raining outside. I called my girlfriend at work, who then called her sister, who met my girlfriend at work to pick up a key, which she brought over to our house and gave to me. I let myself in, got my keys, returned the key to her, which in turn she brought back to my girlfriend. By this time almost an hour had passed and I was really late for class.

I got back in my car.............and looked right at the garage door opener clipped to my visor. For the next few minutes I just sat there in my car and facepalmed.

pFuzzz · 10-30-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ctrainer

I thnk that one is called "Betty"

And then I'm gonna post a vid of me doing it so I can show off the cool ass beanie I'm wearning even though it's like 80 degrees out here today.

kvk1 · 10-30-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mjw8204

Lencho,

So we're not talking to other ranters anymore?

Turco · 10-30-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lencho

You'll do no such thing. Instead, you'll sit there and talk sh*t about what a sorry mother f*cker he is. When he finally is ready to go, he'll come by and say, "Ready?", and you'll say, "Sure, bro!"

Don't feel bad. I'd do the same thing.

This is exactly what ended up happening

Lencho · 10-30-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mjw8204

Lencho, the other day I pulled what is likely the dumbest move of my 27 years. I was getting ready to leave for class and walked out the door with a bunch of stuff in my hands. I get in my car, which is parked in the driveway, and realize I forgot to grab my keys. I also realized I had locked the door from the inside before shutting it, so I was locked out of the house. It was cold and raining outside. I called my girlfriend at work, who then called her sister, who met my girlfriend at work to pick up a key, which she brought over to our house and gave to me. I let myself in, got my keys, returned the key to her, which in turn she brought back to my girlfriend. By this time almost an hour had passed and I was really late for class.

I got back in my car.............and looked right at the garage door opener clipped to my visor. For the next few minutes I just sat there in my car and facepalmed.

el tee eff oh ell! :d

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But she did have a pearl necklace............................wut

Awesome.

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This is exactly what ended up happening

The lenco knows these things.