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10-27-2009, 06:16 PM
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I am Man
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Dear Diary, Got my ass eaten out for the first time tonight....
Dear Diary,
so its monday night and I am very lonely  I think i am going to call one of my male friends and have my ass savegly licked. I had just taken a very sophisticated ****, very unwomen like but It was a desprate time for me, I guess Ill just shut off the lights, he won't know what coming to him. Its getting Late.... I hear the door bell......
bye...
x0x0
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10-27-2009, 06:17 PM
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I am Man
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Dear Diary,
My ass is being licked as we speak... .wait... is he sniffing my ass? Oh no... He might find out...
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10-27-2009, 06:17 PM
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Banned
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Fail parody thread.
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10-27-2009, 06:17 PM
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I am Man
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Dear Diary,
ah, I made it through a sensational night, I guess I didnt have to whipe my ass, my bitch just did it for me.
good night...
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10-27-2009, 06:18 PM
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Need moar arms/shoulders
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phag
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10-27-2009, 06:18 PM
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I am Man
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Dear diary,
U MAD?
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10-27-2009, 06:19 PM
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Registered User
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Aware, but not funny.
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10-27-2009, 06:20 PM
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I am Man
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AWW COMEON why the hate braaahsss... lighten up guizeeee
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10-27-2009, 06:31 PM
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my exgf licked my ass before you mad?
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10-27-2009, 06:32 PM
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aware.
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10-27-2009, 06:33 PM
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Yes me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SICWITH1T
Fail parody thread.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by malcore1991
phag
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark2K8
Aware, but not funny.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JustinClavier
aware.
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All of these
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10-27-2009, 06:35 PM
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(b-.-)b
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blanchoir
AWW COMEON why the hate braaahsss... lighten up guizeeee
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some of my friends do this. where's it from?!?
btw, you are like 2 weeks late.
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10-27-2009, 06:35 PM
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ITT strong fail at humor.
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10-27-2009, 06:37 PM
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I guess im the only one who lol'd
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10-27-2009, 06:39 PM
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I am Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danmanxx
I guess im the only one who lol'd
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data boy...
atleast u admit u did :P
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10-27-2009, 06:39 PM
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Training to compete
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danmanxx
I guess im the only one who lol'd
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You are. GTFO
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10-27-2009, 06:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sportsarelife7
You are. GTFO
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red. etc
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5 10 120 LeaN.. Too bad that's still SKINNY AS HELL!!
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10-27-2009, 06:42 PM
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I am Man
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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10-27-2009, 06:43 PM
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I am Man
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anyone else smell ass? loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
omg come on this is atleast a little bit funny guize..
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10-27-2009, 06:45 PM
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Brb Croatia
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Dear Diary
BRB Getting rid of Blanchoir
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10-27-2009, 06:45 PM
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Training to compete
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danmanxx
red. etc
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Idk about you but id rather be red then be a douchebag. Just sayin'
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Arnolds Six Rules of Success
1. Trust yourself.
2. Break the rules.
3. Don't be afraid to fail.
4. Don't listen to the naysayers.
5. Work your butt off.
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10-27-2009, 06:47 PM
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I am Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cro-cop-ftw
Dear Diary
BRB Getting rid of Blanchoir
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LOOOOL
omg im laufin my ass off....
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10-27-2009, 06:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SICWITH1T
Fail parody thread.
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This.
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10-27-2009, 07:04 PM
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Too dam skinny
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fail
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10-27-2009, 07:05 PM
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all day
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i just hurt my brain trying to figure out how you could possibly think this would be a funny thread idea.
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10-27-2009, 09:00 PM
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Registered User
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I lawled.
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10-27-2009, 09:06 PM
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I am Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ch0chi
I lawled.
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loool.... god im still luaghing for some reason..
i know its a stupid thread, but just the mental picture of some chick bending over and dougfresh licking the rectum LOOOL
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10-27-2009, 09:07 PM
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I can be a cynical dick
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i appreciated it. reps
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Lift like a bitch
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10-27-2009, 09:15 PM
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i went...
"did not kno wat to think".gif
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