Stuff you do to annoy your Gf

[jamesk20]

**** in her mouth and fukk her sweet ass as she screams in pain

[midnightrogue]

was getting a blowjob last saturday on the sofa and when the girlfriend looked up i was eating a tube of pringles and had flicked football on the telly (sound down - cunning).
she went spare!!

[StillWorkin]

Originally Posted by midnightrogue

was getting a blowjob last saturday on the sofa and when the girlfriend looked up i was eating a tube of pringles and had flicked football on the telly (sound down - cunning).
she went spare!!

Translator????????

[r1crx]

Originally Posted by midnightrogue

was getting a blowjob last saturday on the sofa and when the girlfriend looked up i was eating a tube of pringles and had flicked football on the telly (sound down - cunning).
she went spare!!

i got lost with the telly.

[besnikMMA]

Originally Posted by midnightrogue

was getting a blowjob last saturday on the sofa and when the girlfriend looked up i was eating a tube of pringles and had flicked football on the telly (sound down - cunning).
she went spare!!

that's gold lmfao.

[blacksmith77]

fake an orgasm 50 seconds into sex

[Ronnnieboy]

i didnt read all 10 pages but...


while my ex gf was sleeping( she sleeps with her mouth open) i came up and pissed in her mouth.

bitch woke up i ran! haven't seen her since.

[Pretty Boy Floyd]

-give her wet-willies
-make sexual noises when she's on the phone with friends

Originally Posted by gocloneme

i start reading dialogue from silver surfer comics in the during phone conversations when she starts complaining or talking about something i dont care about.

Originally Posted by The_Source

calling her other girl's names in the middle of an argument

Awesome

[MIKES3]

Sing her favorite song when they're on the radio,but always with a perverted twist. It's great

[midnightrogue]

Originally Posted by StillWorkin

Translator????????

you serious??!!

a blowjob is where you get your penis sucked.
pringles are a type of snack food you can buy here in England
telly = television
a girlfriend is a female who you spend leisure time with.
spare = not pleased with me
hope that helped now stop remixing my language Seppo

[StillWorkin]

Originally Posted by midnightrogue

you serious??!!

a blowjob is where you get your penis sucked.
pringles are a type of snack food you can buy here in England
telly = television
a girlfriend is a female who you spend leisure time with.
spare = not pleased with me
hope that helped now stop remixing my language Seppo

Are you kidding.. I dont know spare, telly, cunning are used in UK.. thanks for being a smarta$$

[euroinferno]

-randomly lick her face
-take her hand like im gunna hold it then fart on it(made her cry b4)
-slap her ass really hard and loud in public
-fart in the car and lock all the windows and doors
-whip out my penor and slap it on her face when shes on the phone

....list goes on

[JuicintheJuice]

Originally Posted by euroinferno

-take her hand like im gunna hold it then fart on it(made her cry b4)

awesome

[Nebis]

stick it in her butt and pee...

[midnightrogue]

cheat on her constantly

[A_Hard_Rain]

- zerbert at random times
- rub hair
- i'll get a text from her, respond right away, then the next text she sends i'll respond to it like 4 hours later

[ERICKERDONS54]

bang my gfs best friends he he =)

[swaptrex]

hide the sponge and frying pan.

[DA_MOSS]

Originally Posted by nebis

stick it in her butt and pee...

lulz

[Pinturicchio]

Originally Posted by gocloneme

i start reading dialogue from silver surfer comics in the during phone conversations when she starts complaining or talking about something i dont care about.

Originally Posted by nick_462

havin sex and finish quick and say, it's a race to the finish line son your either first or last. lulz

Originally Posted by PowerD

Talk to her on the phone when you know shes in a public place,and ask her a question thatll take her awhile to answer, then hang up and call right back so it rings when she is still talking. Lol

Originally Posted by GermanBB

When I was still with the last chick, I would 'accidentally' send her really sketchy text messages like, "Hey just gased up truck and at 406. got the product? im ready to ride it south." When she replies... ignore it.

First time I did that, she had a sh*tfit!

Originally Posted by gordo_awesome

When she wants to spoon, I stick my dick in between her ass cheeks, and call it my holster

Favourites

[MehMac]

Originally Posted by tlabowski01

hide the vacuum cleaner and cleaning supplies

winner

[lotusfreek]

I bert stare her all the time when she says something stupid.

We were walking from the car to a resturant to eat and she said "The moon beams are really strong tonight." I asked if she knew why the moon was bright. She said it lights up at night like the sun durring the day. Bert Stare for 10 secs, then I just waked back to the car, told her I forgot my phone even though she handed it to me after we got out, jumped in and drove off.

She called me crying like 5 mins later. I just pulled around the corner and planned on comming back. Feels good man.

[(no radnes)]

these are funny cause they true

i got nothing new:
public ass slapping
"cook me some fukking eggs woman"
cocoon (forced under cover) farts
act like i'm not concentrating on the road then real late braking

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

My ex used to fart in shops then run off, so everyone thought it was me.

I often drive off just as people are about to get in the car, or squeeze their stomachs if they need a pee, or push people into doorways while in town.

[J90]

Sometimes when I go to kiss her, just as are lips are about to touch, I turn my head 90 degrees for lulz.

If she gives me a handjob I wipe the cum on her lips.

[Bouncerz]

luls