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10-18-2009, 10:34 PM
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brb, driving with my emergency brake on and wondering what smells funny.
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10-18-2009, 10:34 PM
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#62
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Bulking to 150
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brb brushing my teeth while driving
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10-18-2009, 10:34 PM
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#63
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Mormon(srs)
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BRB live love laugh!
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10-18-2009, 10:37 PM
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#64
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brb, acting like I'm going to fukk my mechanic so I'll get a discount and still get ripped off.
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10-18-2009, 10:38 PM
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#65
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Misc Finance Crew CFO
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Brb, not worried that I'm not the best driver because it doesn't mean anything anyway...
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10-18-2009, 10:41 PM
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Your mom...
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brb not driving because i know i shouldn't be allowed to drive
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10-18-2009, 10:44 PM
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just starting out
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Brb doing my makeup in the mirror and swerving like a drunk driver at 65 kph.
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10-18-2009, 10:45 PM
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#68
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brb braking BEFORE I get into the (empty) turning lane, causing everyone behind me to have to brake too
brb gripping the steering wheel as if my life depended on it
brb not turning off turn signal
brb not knowing that a stop sign means stop completely-not- slow down.
brb not being able to keep a steady speed. constantly putting pressure and releasing pressure from the gas and brake.. ffuuu (nothing more annoying than seeing the brake lights on the car in front of you constantly coming on for no reason)
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Originally Posted by AusPower
brb crying hysterically because the guy I flipped off and swore at won't stop following me.
Also a true story.
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10-18-2009, 10:51 PM
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Misc Finance Crew CFO
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Brb, getting my daddy's Aston Martin DB9 confiscated because a police helicopter caught me doing 140mph+ on a country road. and not caring.
(serious, happened in Victoria last year).
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10-18-2009, 10:53 PM
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omfg this stupid ****ing bitch almost killed me today getting off the freeway, i was going into the middle lane where u can either turn left or right and she ****ing zooms 2 inches from the side of my car and goes in front of me, i rolled my window down and told her to get the **** off the road if you dont know how to drive and she just gave me this blank ****ing stare like she didnt even see me and i left, FFS im tired of morons on the road
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10-18-2009, 10:57 PM
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Hi Dudes
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BRB
*crash*
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10-18-2009, 10:58 PM
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#72
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not to ruin thread since evrey female including family, friends, past gfs have been terrible drivers but...
my current gf is one of the best drivers i know (srs)
she drives a manual, can do any parking perfectly, isnt nervous/hesitant to make turns/merge anything else, drives on freeway well and safely
the fact that she drives manual and has stalled once ever is somethig i find very impressive
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10-18-2009, 10:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Main Event
not to ruin thread since evrey female including family, friends, past gfs have been terrible drivers but...
my current gf is one of the best drivers i know (srs)
she drives a manual, can do any parking perfectly, isnt nervous/hesitant to make turns/merge anything else, drives on freeway well and safely
the fact that she drives manual and has stalled once ever is somethig i find very impressive
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she's latina?
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10-18-2009, 11:00 PM
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Who paid for this floor?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by \G/
Brb, getting my daddy's Aston Martin DB9 confiscated because a police helicopter caught me doing 140mph+ on a country road. and not caring.
(serious, happened in Victoria last year).
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
no fing way
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10-18-2009, 11:01 PM
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Lieutenant Charisma
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Originally Posted by Douglas_Quaid
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Bish cut me off and gave me the finger. Next set of traffic lights Im right beside her and she starts swearing at me, I smile at her and say "Stupid mistake", the lights go green and I follow her, laughing as she tries to lose me but I keep boxing her in behind other people and staying right with her. She literally starts freaking out and when I pull alongside her again she is in tears and telling me to "leave her alone".
I followed her into a shopping centre carpark and she parked (poorly, she parked across 4 parks lol) and bolted inside.
I left her a note on her windscreen saying:
"You're just lucky you pissed off a nice, normal guy. Imagine what would have happened if I wasn't."
Well worth the half hour on a saturday afternoon.
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10-18-2009, 11:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CoolHandTodd
she's latina?
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lol yea, shes puerto rican
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10-18-2009, 11:04 PM
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Feels good man
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This one girl I was on a date with once when I was like 17/18, told me she would have her friend come and fill her car up with gas cause she couldn't do it... I'm almost positive I gave her a bert stare without realizing it and then facepalmed (srs)
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10-18-2009, 11:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yeahbudday
This one girl I was on a date with once when I was like 17/18, told me she would have her friend come and fill her car up with gas cause she couldn't do it... I'm almost positive I gave her a bert stare without realizing it and then facepalmed (srs)
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dude, my mom doesnt fill up her car....whenever its near empty she begs me or my brother to fill it and provides extra money for the trip
its ridiculous, pisses me off, she thinks its some kind of challenge or something
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10-18-2009, 11:06 PM
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Macedoηiaη
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Quote:
Originally Posted by auspower
bish cut me off and gave me the finger. Next set of traffic lights im right beside her and she starts swearing at me, i smile at her and say "stupid mistake", the lights go green and i follow her, laughing as she tries to lose me but i keep boxing her in behind other people and staying right with her. She literally starts freaking out and when i pull alongside her again she is in tears and telling me to "leave her alone".
I followed her into a shopping centre carpark and she parked (poorly, she parked across 4 parks lol) and bolted inside.
I left her a note on her windscreen saying:
"you're just lucky you pissed off a nice, normal guy. Imagine what would have happened if i wasn't."
well worth the half hour on a saturday afternoon.
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win!
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10-18-2009, 11:12 PM
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Og of retards
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AusPower
Bish cut me off and gave me the finger. Next set of traffic lights Im right beside her and she starts swearing at me, I smile at her and say "Stupid mistake", the lights go green and I follow her, laughing as she tries to lose me but I keep boxing her in behind other people and staying right with her. She literally starts freaking out and when I pull alongside her again she is in tears and telling me to "leave her alone".
I followed her into a shopping centre carpark and she parked (poorly, she parked across 4 parks lol) and bolted inside.
I left her a note on her windscreen saying:
"You're just lucky you pissed off a nice, normal guy. Imagine what would have happened if I wasn't."
Well worth the half hour on a saturday afternoon.
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Haha that's awesome good sh!t bro , I would have put " look behind you "..or " don't turn your car on " just for the lulz
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10-18-2009, 11:13 PM
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brb stalling out boyfriend's manual 15+ times after insisting "I can do it" and watching as he cringes in pain but says nothing because I threatened to withhold sex if he doesn't trust me enough to let me drive it
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10-18-2009, 11:18 PM
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brb trying to cut in line of a long ass backup behind a wreck with the Lexus hubby just bought me
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10-18-2009, 11:23 PM
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brb trying to merge into and pass you in the same lane your signaling to merge into in rush hour traffic.
makes me rage
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10-18-2009, 11:24 PM
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brb coming to a complete stop in the middle lane of the highway for no apparent reason other than the fact that I am talking on the phone
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10-18-2009, 11:26 PM
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Maybe I....Zuk ya...
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brb, can't figure out the order of who goes at a stop sign.....going a little bit at first....then slamming on brakes......then looking at the other driver for 10 seconds.....then waving hand in a very feminine way at other driver for him to go like I'm being nice and not stupid.....
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10-18-2009, 11:27 PM
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HOT MAGIC!
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brb going into the onramp lane
/rage
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10-18-2009, 11:42 PM
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The British empire
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My Dad was run over by a woman who jumped the lights and shattered his pelvis. The bish was all tears and remorse at the time until the police arrived, As soon as she sat in the back of the police car the tears dried up and she spun some story of how this old fool ran out in front of her and there was nothing she could do Pointing at my Dad with an evil stare (srs)
Fortunateky cctv footage in a nearby shop proved she jumped a red light and her insurance took a raping
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10-18-2009, 11:43 PM
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10-18-2009, 11:51 PM
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BRB....
I wont BRB, killing myself along with others in a crash I caused.
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10-18-2009, 11:58 PM
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Quote:
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BRB live love laugh!
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lol'd hard, repped
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