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10-10-2009, 10:42 PM
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registered fapper
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If you were offered 1 million dollars to have sex with a stranger within an hour...
Starting right now! how would you do it? where would you go?
It can't be anyone that you know, or some of your friends know. Complete stranger, and it can't be a hooker and no rape either
Last edited by Benny__Blanco; 10-10-2009 at 10:48 PM.
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10-10-2009, 10:44 PM
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Go to mall
Rub self in olive oil
Remove Pants
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Profit
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10-10-2009, 10:44 PM
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put my dick in my own damn ass
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10-10-2009, 10:44 PM
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take a ho to the HOtel.
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10-10-2009, 10:44 PM
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Every day is heavy day
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Rape? If you're in a city it shouldn't be too hard either way.
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10-10-2009, 10:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny__Blanco
Starting right now! how would you do it? where would you go?
It can't be anyone that you know, or some of your friends know. Complete stranger, and it can't be a hooker.
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elon university. 2 miles from my house
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10-10-2009, 10:45 PM
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Every day is heavy day
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Tell girl you were offered $50k to have sex with a stranger and you'll give her $25k if she agrees. Not a hooker techincally.
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10-10-2009, 10:45 PM
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pick up a drunk chick exiting a bar, open shirt and show 6 pack...profit
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10-10-2009, 10:46 PM
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its 12:45....lasts calls at 1:45 .... no problem.
I'd find the horniest drunkest bar skank in the land and **** her like i had a million reasons too
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RIP Hunter
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10-10-2009, 10:46 PM
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the mirion dorra question
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10-10-2009, 10:48 PM
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Drunk girl at a bar.
Odds of success are favorable.
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I realized that in my downward spiral of hopelessness, I was actually falling into the huge hole created by my absence of basic human graces. The most obvious was forgiveness. If I was wronged by anyone, in or out of the club, I had to be compensated - money or blood. There was no turning the other cheek. When relationships become a ledger of profit and loss, you have no friends, no loved ones, just plusses or minuses. You're absolutely alone.
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10-10-2009, 10:48 PM
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Keeps the Misc Classy...
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Well assuming getting the money was a done deal, I'd walk up to some random hot strangers and offer them $5,000 to sleep with me, with another $5,000 as a bonus afterwards.
Done.
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10-10-2009, 10:49 PM
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Pick some fatty up from burger king
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10-10-2009, 10:50 PM
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finally probationless
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with a couple condoms I would have sex with anything let alone anyone for a million bucks short of family members
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Id rather die on my feet then live on my knees
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10-10-2009, 10:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grind4Mine
with a couple condoms I would have sex with anything let alone anyone for a million bucks short of family members
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are you free thursday?
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I realized that in my downward spiral of hopelessness, I was actually falling into the huge hole created by my absence of basic human graces. The most obvious was forgiveness. If I was wronged by anyone, in or out of the club, I had to be compensated - money or blood. There was no turning the other cheek. When relationships become a ledger of profit and loss, you have no friends, no loved ones, just plusses or minuses. You're absolutely alone.
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10-10-2009, 10:52 PM
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finally probationless
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Originally Posted by trek_6k
are you free thursday?
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if you got a million bucks im free within the hour allthough I wont be able to get it up
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Id rather die on my feet then live on my knees
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10-10-2009, 11:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaHulkster
Tell girl you were offered $50k to have sex with a stranger and you'll give her $25k if she agrees. Not a hooker techincally.
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$25k? WTF? hell no, get some dumb ass college chic and offer her maybe $200.
She'll jump on it...tell her u have free beer too.
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10-10-2009, 11:05 PM
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sit on hand
have sex with said stranger
?????
profit
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10-10-2009, 11:11 PM
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We'll see...
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Please!.......like this is any problem for any girl with you dumb-@$$ hornballs. Easy Mil. AND....the guy would just be happy to get some action. The chick wouldn't give a rats @$$ because men you don't care about.....don't count.
Now cry about it because you know I am right. Puh.
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10-10-2009, 11:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mootoch
Please!.......like this is any problem for any girl with you dumb-@$$ hornballs. Easy Mil. AND....the guy would just be happy to get some action. The chick wouldn't give a rats @$$ because men you don't care about.....don't count.
Now cry about it because you know I am right. Puh.
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wat
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10-10-2009, 11:15 PM
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find the closest fatty and actually talk to her, its sure to happen
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10-10-2009, 11:15 PM
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We'll see...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Achilles87
wat
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I'm saying that it would be nothing for a girl to accomplish. Men are easy and you wouldn't even have to offer them any cut of the $$. Men, on the other hand, need to bribe their way into it because.....women hold all the cards when it comes to sex. Sad but true.
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10-10-2009, 11:17 PM
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I would just put on a nice suit and go to a mall in the sh!tty part of town
done deal.
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10-10-2009, 11:18 PM
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let the haters hate
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny__Blanco
Starting right now! how would you do it? where would you go?
It can't be anyone that you know, or some of your friends know. Complete stranger, and it can't be a hooker and no rape either
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go to marist collage 20 mins from my house ithas like the highest amount of stds in the country of any collage but i would be getin 1 million dollars hope its a cureable std that i get or i would just go to my ex thats all over me
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10-10-2009, 11:20 PM
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massagner her klitorious
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for 1/2hr I'd try to offer some hot girls a very small cut of the 1mill. after the half hour when my time is closer to being up, i'll scan for the most ugly desperate woman and just offer myself with no money, if they still don't bite offer a small amount.
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10-10-2009, 11:22 PM
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If you were offered 1 million dollars to not make stupid ass topics within an hour.
Would you?
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10-10-2009, 11:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mootoch
I'm saying that it would be nothing for a girl to accomplish. Men are easy and you wouldn't even have to offer them any cut of the $$. Men, on the other hand, need to bribe their way into it because.....women hold all the cards when it comes to sex. Sad but true.
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get back to the kitchen hoe
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10-10-2009, 11:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mootoch
I'm saying that it would be nothing for a girl to accomplish. Men are easy and you wouldn't even have to offer them any cut of the $$. Men, on the other hand, need to bribe their way into it because.....women hold all the cards when it comes to sex. Sad but true.
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If you don't suck balls you should be able to get it done fairly easily.
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10-10-2009, 11:31 PM
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u mirin' quadriceps brah?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mootoch
I'm saying that it would be nothing for a girl to accomplish. Men are easy and you wouldn't even have to offer them any cut of the $$. Men, on the other hand, need to bribe their way into it because.....women hold all the cards when it comes to sex. Sad but true.
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They hold the cards to sex because they can't hold the cards to anything else.
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10-10-2009, 11:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mootoch
I'm saying that it would be nothing for a girl to accomplish. Men are easy and you wouldn't even have to offer them any cut of the $$. Men, on the other hand, need to bribe their way into it because.....women hold all the cards when it comes to sex. Sad but true.
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Bull****. Men hold the cards. Men are capable of fathering hundreds of children. I can **** you today, **** another girl tomorrow, another the day after, so on and so forth. If you get pregnant, sure you can ****, but you're out of the social game for awhile. When you're pregnant, you're not as physically attractive.
Men control sex. Men have the power.
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I realized that in my downward spiral of hopelessness, I was actually falling into the huge hole created by my absence of basic human graces. The most obvious was forgiveness. If I was wronged by anyone, in or out of the club, I had to be compensated - money or blood. There was no turning the other cheek. When relationships become a ledger of profit and loss, you have no friends, no loved ones, just plusses or minuses. You're absolutely alone.
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