i ****ing have kidney stones...**** MY LIFE

[Staberella]

Originally Posted by alexk7

Strong shrinkage from this thread man....


All I want to know is, what should I stop eating/drinking to never experience kidney stones?

Excessive protein without being able to work it all off is what my doctor told me.

[Mezarian]

Originally Posted by Drips617

Brah 2 years ago I had a 8 mm Kidney stone.. yes 8 mm.. yours is 1.5 so it shouldnt be too too bad.. yes it will still suck but no where near 8 mm..

Mine was way too big to piss out so I had to have 2 surgeries to try to break it up.. 2 surgeries in 2 weeks. And I had a stent (wire type thing) in my penis for about 14-15 days. ****ING SUCKED. Worst two weeks of my life. Every time I pissed it felt like i was pissing out broken glasS (srs) and the stent was all the way into my bladder/kidney so the pressure on my bladder made me have to piss every 10 minutes literally. I literally wanted to die lol

Oh and to top it off, and the end of the two weeks I had to be fully awake and given no anestesia or anything while the nurse pulled the stent out of my dick

**** man that made me hold my dick, sounds awefull

[alexk7]

Originally Posted by SilverSpork

I passed a 1mm stone a few years back. Hurt like a mother****er I almost cried.

I fear that I will be giving birth to a black forearm sometime soon though, which will bring much pain. I haven't taken a dump in almost two weeks. I just ate four bowls of fiber one. If this thing doesn't come out soon I'm going to need a C-section.

HOLY **** TWO WEEKS? It must have fosilized by now! Im scared when I havent crapped in a day, let alone two weeks.

[JL4LucidDream]

Originally Posted by iubire

only bc beer passes quickly and makes you pee more..like water. the cranberry juice, it has to be 100% juice..no artifical anything. no sugar added. so its basically like drinking medicine (has a very sour/bitter taste to it). people always told me its good because it makes you pee alot, but i dont think so..its only good to help with kidney infections.
good luckkk

I had a bladder infection and i bought a half a gallon of 100% cranberry juice and it went away the next day. Damn good stuff.

[iubire]

Originally Posted by PainIsResults

I had a bladder infection and i bought a half a gallon of 100% cranberry juice and it went away the next day. Damn good stuff.

beats medicine and hospital bills

[killthelights]

Originally Posted by iubire

only bc beer passes quickly and makes you pee more..like water. the cranberry juice, it has to be 100% juice..no artifical anything. no sugar added. so its basically like drinking medicine (has a very sour/bitter taste to it). people always told me its good because it makes you pee alot, but i dont think so..its only good to help with kidney infections.
good luckkk

thank you dear. also for the info..i was chugging some cheap **** earlier..(cranberry juice) but as we speak im chugging water.

[killthelights]

Originally Posted by effen5

This thread makes me want to commit suicide, bye misc

lol. my mother in law..told me this..o_O "cut off your penis, so there will be a bigger whole for it to pass"

[DudeBuilder91]

duno if it works.. but worth it to try. the science behind it makes sense

[EZ-Bar]

this thread makes me cringe.

good luck OP

brb drinking a gallon of water and dying of water poisoning.

[killthelights]

Originally Posted by EZ-Bar

this thread makes me cringe.

good luck OP

brb drinking a gallon of water and dying of water poisoning.

thanks sir.

[killthelights]

just to update everyone..doctor called me an hour ago..she said "can you come in so i can talk to you..i said is it bad, and her exact words were.."UH YEAAH VERY" so i went there and she said the stone is 8.4 mm so i cant pass it out and its in a bad place/..THANK GOD..but will be having surgery friday.

wish me luck.

[M0tive]

Feel good brah?

[ppself]

Originally Posted by Staberella

Excessive protein without being able to work it all off is what my doctor told me.

My doctor told me it was hereditary from my father who had a bunch growing up.

I blame it on creatine, but what do i know i am not a doctor.

[ppself]

Originally Posted by Trapstar4.4

my roommate a year ago got one. he busted my door open at 2am grunting on the ground. he just kept telling me to call the ambulance. i knew it was serious because he doesnt even have insurance. so yeah at the time i thought some organ was about to explode inside of him. the medic came and i saw him and ill never forget. he said, "uhh oh kidney stone, the worst pain that you will ever feel"

i thought the guy was dying before he said it was a stone.

That's how mine went down. I would get into a hot tub of water which helped the pain go down and it got to the point of vomiting from the pain. At that point i knew something was wrong ( i didn't know i had a kidney stone) and told my girlfriend to call the EMS. They got their and i couldn't move without causing more pain, but they hoisted me on the stretcher and drove me to the ER.

It was funny because i was naked the whole time and was even trying to get on the stretcher naked. i didn't care and was in to much pain to keep caring, but my girl stuck some sweats on me before we left.

I am sure the medics were lulzing the whole time at me.

[Trapstar4.4]

Originally Posted by ppself

That's how mine went down. I would get into a hot tub of water which helped the pain go down and it got to the point of vomiting from the pain. At that point i knew something was wrong ( i didn't know i had a kidney stone) and told my girlfriend to call the EMS. They got their and i couldn't move without causing more pain, but they hoisted me on the stretcher and drove me to the ER.

It was funny because i was naked the whole time and was even trying to get on the stretcher naked. i didn't care and was in to much pain to keep caring, but my girl stuck some sweats on me before we left.

I am sure the medics were lulzing the whole time at me.

lmao yeah you know its serious sht when youre climbing on a stretcher naked.

[Trapstar4.4]

oh and for those who dont like cranberry juice, get cranberry extract pills. i got my girl some. hopefully they will help

[INSANEREACH]

This thread scares me as much as the time my brother twisted his balls and had to get them stapled into his ball sack. I eat steak five times a week ****.

Hope everything works out...

[ppself]

Originally Posted by INSANEREACH

This thread scares me as much as the time my brother twisted his balls and had to get them stapled into his ball sack. I eat steak five times a week ****.

Hope everything works out...

If you live a healthy lifestyle i wouldn't be as worried. I was told i would have more but haven't for 8 years.

Also if you start having pain and know it is a stone then you can go to the doctor and have it taken care of immediately. Which i would assume involves a cathertor going through your pee hole for epic penetration.

[dethvegi]

Originally Posted by killthelights

just to update everyone..doctor called me an hour ago..she said "can you come in so i can talk to you..i said is it bad, and her exact words were.."UH YEAAH VERY" so i went there and she said the stone is 8.4 mm so i cant pass it out and its in a bad place/..THANK GOD..but will be having surgery friday.

wish me luck.

Good luck brah. I went to the E.R about 2.5 weeks ago. End result was, I had a 10mm stone, that was blocking my ureter from the right kidney. I opted for lithotripsy instead of getting sliced open, most of it got pulverized from what the dr's say. Still recovering though..

I definitely feel your pain man. Good luck.

[bluray2]

Originally Posted by killthelights

hopefully its not this pointy

that came out of someones dick!?!? that dude must have been a mass murderer in a previous life, and his weapon looked something like that!

Originally Posted by DudeBuilder91

duno if it works.. but worth it to try. the science behind it makes sense

reps man, good thing to keep in mind just in case.

[killthelights]

Originally Posted by dethvegi

Good luck brah. I went to the E.R about 2.5 weeks ago. End result was, I had a 10mm stone, that was blocking my ureter from the right kidney. I opted for lithotripsy instead of getting sliced open, most of it got pulverized from what the dr's say. Still recovering though..

I definitely feel your pain man. Good luck.

well she said it was blocking something i dont remember what she said..and that i have 3..but the biggest is an 8ish..im waiting for the call..

is that when they do the laser? do you still have to pee out the stones? or what..and does it hurt? lol and how long does it take to recover..sorry for the questions but im here ****ting bricks lol

thanks blueray

[bmy-]

fcuk i'm scared now op

[killthelights]

Originally Posted by bmy-

fcuk i'm scared now op

haha you should be, the weird thing is that i didnt even know i had one..i went for something totally different and look at me now ..GO GET CHECKED..before your penis is on fire.

[RIPboatsNhoez]

You know there are clinics that can break them up in your body broski. Thats what my buddy did. Lot less pain.

[killthelights]

Originally Posted by RIPboatsNhoez

You know there are clinics that can break them up in your body broski. Thats what my buddy did. Lot less pain.

my doctor said its too big for them to mess with..sent me to a urologist to do the dirty work.

[andrew28]

thank god technology is as advanced as it is these days

i mean wtf could they do for you hundreds of years ago when somebody had like a 10 mm stone??

[killthelights]

Originally Posted by andrew28

thank god technology is as advanced as it is these days

i mean wtf could they do for you hundreds of years ago when somebody had like a 10 mm stone??

kill you?

[Jake57]

I have cancer in my left kidney and have to have it removed. Worse than kidney stones, although I sympathize.

[RC2008]

Originally Posted by Staberella

Excessive protein without being able to work it all off is what my doctor told me.

This has already been disproven.

[21Classic]

This thread is seriously ****ing up my mind right now.

I have a glass of water in front of me cause im eating lunch, after starting this thread ive refilled it like 8 times out of reflex





i mean ****, i thought it was just horrible penis pain, I didnt know you needed a spinal tap to deal with it


I am seriously paranoid now