Question: If a zombie bites a vampire... - Page 3

kappakai · 09-02-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JoshSP1985

Point = missed

Hmmm... indeed!

Carved Chris · 09-02-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by apex.leap

a vampire is already "dead" and zombies can only turn the living into the undead. So technically nothing would happen to the vampire.

Ps. Dumbledore is dead.

this!

YARDGORILLA · 09-02-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kappakai

i think the word you're looking for is asspirated.

Non-spiritual being, only a Consciousness of the thereafter, from then until now.

suture · 09-02-2009, 11:54 AM

ever see Interview with a Vampire Brah?

Vampires can't drink "dead/old" blood it is like poison to them.

kappakai · 09-02-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by YARDGORILLA

As Kap. eluded to, the viral aspect is crucial.
One word, Zooism.
It would be safe to say that repeated exposure for a virus/blood born pathogen, the virus, would in time adapt to the vampire's body.
The problem being, the blood in the vampire is from a fresh source, no immune system either.

What viral agents or bacteria are transmitted, specifically, those who have originated through zooism?

A zombie with AIDS(LOL)

Exactly! This brings up an excellent point, my friend.

AIDS is not transmitted through saliva, usually, but rather only through semen and anal blood. So, a zooismistic zombie with AIDS would not transmit AIDS to a vampire through a bite; BUT, if that zooismistic zombie (sans AIDS) were to bite a vampire with AIDS, then that zombie would have AIDS. Unless zombies resort to rape, they will only be a carrier and not a transmitter of AIDS. And if they were to feed off an AIDS-infected vampire, its their own damn fault. However, given the African roots of zombism, and the spiritual and symbolic nature of rape in African culture, rape as an anti-vampire weapon should not be ruled out. In fact, it would behoove one to not reveal this information to the greater zombismistic population, lest we bring about a zombie-vampire-hybrid affliction.

By point of illustration, it is highly imperative that we study and gain understanding of the nature of zombism (or in Yardgorilla parlance, zooism) transmission; most importantly, to determine whether zombism transmission is robust enough for simple saliva and body fluid transfer, or whether it requires a blood/jizz host.

skillz17 · 09-02-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by apex.leap

Ok, zombies turn living things into undead beings. If something is already undead then nothing would happen so if a zombie bit a vampire(we'll say for arguments sake that a zombie actually got close enough to a vampire in the first place) nothing would happen because the vampire is already undead. but for example if a zombie bit a werewolf then you would see some ****ed up ****.

it's 5.11am for me btw.

Werewolves regenerate faster than both vampires and zombies and their immune system is far more advanced than that of a vampire.
Even though werewolf is not undead, he wouldn't be harmed, firstly - because physically is superior to the vampire, and secondly - even if it was bitten, it would just regenerate and return to human form unharmed. And that goes for normal werewolves. The more ****ed up version, which doesn't turn back human and is stronger, is even more immune than the previous one.
Therefore it just wouldn't happen.
Strong nerd moment.

YARDGORILLA · 09-02-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kappakai

Exactly! This brings up an excellent point, my friend.

AIDS is not transmitted through saliva, usually, but rather only through semen and anal blood. So, a zooismistic zombie with AIDS would not transmit AIDS to a vampire through a bite; BUT, if that zooismistic zombie (sans AIDS) were to bite a vampire with AIDS, then that zombie would have AIDS. Unless zombies resort to rape, they will only be a carrier and not a transmitter of AIDS. And if they were to feed off an AIDS-infected vampire, its their own damn fault.

By point of illustration, it is highly imperative that we study and gain understanding of the nature of zombism (or in Yardgorilla parlance, zooism) transmission; most importantly, to determine whether zombism transmission is robust enough for simple saliva and body fluid transfer, or whether it requires a blood/jizz host.

In like a throbbing cocck into a dead girl.............................

wait wut.

kappakai · 09-02-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by YARDGORILLA

In like a throbbing cocck into a dead girl.............................

wait wut.

We have nothing to fear but vampire raping African zombies with AIDS itself.

YARDGORILLA · 09-02-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kappakai

We have nothing to fear but vampire raping African zombies with AIDS itself.

AFRICAN ZOMBIES WITH AIDS; hello, crackheads?

kappakai · 09-02-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by YARDGORILLA

AFRICAN ZOMBIES WITH AIDS; hello, crackheads?

yah. we're fuhked.

YARDGORILLA · 09-02-2009, 12:14 PM

FTW Kap

kappakai · 09-02-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by YARDGORILLA

FTW Kap

Couldn't have done it without you buuuuuhday. On the day of the zombie apocalypse, I got your a55hole covered.

ghengisconor · 09-02-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kappakai

Couldn't have done it without you buuuuuhday. On the day of the zombie apocalypse, I got your a55hole covered.

wow. what an inappropriate time for that dude.

ghengisconor · 09-02-2009, 12:47 PM

oh ****. we're too late

maori-rap · 09-02-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by polishdude20

actually the zombie could just get the vampire in the daylight when the vampire is sleeping and wouldnt wake up until sundown . by the the vampire would be eaten

This is if the dumb, mindless zombie was able to find the vampire hideout, which prolly wouldn't just be in some old subway or under a bridge. Even still, the zombie(s) would prolly make so much racket the vampires would be awake before they got within 15 feet.