The miscs perfect woman.

Juggers · 08-27-2009, 01:29 PM

Okay. So every guy always says how women should be in the kitchen, cooking (sandwich making), cleaning, and be a acrobat in the bedroom.. then when someone posts something along the lines of doing those things; we get neg. So I gotta ask you men!!;
What is your idea of a misc perfect woman.

YARDGORILLA · 08-27-2009, 01:30 PM

Perfect for what?

NyC_BosaNaC · 08-27-2009, 01:32 PM

making a turkey sandwhich while sukin my penis=perfuct

scbork · 08-27-2009, 01:34 PM

even if a girl had all the qualities the misc wanted they would insist that there was still something wrong with her. ex: pointy elbows

skillz17 · 08-27-2009, 01:40 PM

Likes cars/bikes, literature, likes sports - athletic type, intelligent, eloquent, blue eyes - light hair (not necessarly blonde), long legs - nice ass, comptetitive, likes fashion, dancing & music and is not afraid of me.
I guess that sums it up.

Juggers · 08-27-2009, 01:43 PM

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Likes cars/bikes, literature, likes sports - athletic type, intelligent, eloquent, blue eyes - light hair (not necessarly blonde), long legs - nice ass, comptetitive, likes fashion, dancing & music and is not afraid of me.
I guess that sums it up.

see! im all of those cept.. i cant really say if i have a nice ass or not. but still its not enough!! :0

skillz17 · 08-27-2009, 01:45 PM

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see! im all of those cept.. i cant really say if i have a nice ass or not. but still its not enough!! :0

That would be for a specialist to decide.
Jk. But i would need to see to judge though...
Btw, how tall are you since for whatever reason the forum isn't showing me the height/weight figures.

Mortum · 08-27-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Juggers

Okay. So every guy always says how women should be in the kitchen, cooking (sandwich making), cleaning, and be a acrobat in the bedroom.. then when someone posts something along the lines of doing those things; we get neg. So I gotta ask you men!!;
What is your idea of a misc perfect woman.

you minus the penis

DocHol1day · 08-27-2009, 01:48 PM

decent job, but not overly career oriented(to the point of alienating me). cooks a decent meal 2-3 nights a week. would like to spend friday and saturday nights watching movies and drinking wine. wants to go out occasionally. can tolerate my friends. is fair about housework, i.e. will mow yard if i'm working overtime and it needs it. has decent sex drive and knows what she wants. is faithful and not an attention whore. can hold a conversation about almost any topic. gets suble humor. thinks its cool that i can build/fix pretty much anything(thats really all i have to offer lol).

if i could find that i'd marry it even if it was a 4. no white knighting, as i age i just really value companionship alot more than a trophy wife. the current wife who i'm seperated from has alot of these qualities, but also some deal breakers.

YARDGORILLA · 08-27-2009, 01:48 PM

Fork pic anyone?

spank_lolz · 08-27-2009, 01:50 PM

you prob shouldnt try so hard to be the "perfect woman". i know you're just hypothetically asking "the misc" and probably annoyed at its general pickiness etc, but its the internet and no one is really being serious. just be yourself and do what you want to do.. there are surely compatible men out there. dedicating your life and personality to be pleasing to the most men possible is insecure

scbork · 08-27-2009, 01:50 PM

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if i could find that i'd marry it even if it was a 4. no white knighting, as i age i just really value companionship alot more than a trophy wife.

lulz like whoa, boys like this exist?

skier_ · 08-27-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DocHol1day

decent job, but not overly career oriented(to the point of alienating me). cooks a decent meal 2-3 nights a week. would like to spend friday and saturday nights watching movies and drinking wine. wants to go out occasionally. can tolerate my friends. is fair about housework, i.e. will mow yard if i'm working overtime and it needs it. has decent sex drive and knows what she wants. is faithful and not an attention whore. can hold a conversation about almost any topic. gets suble humor. thinks its cool that i can build/fix pretty much anything(thats really all i have to offer lol).

if i could find that i'd marry it even if it was a 4. no white knighting, as i age i just really value companionship alot more than a trophy wife. the current wife who i'm seperated from has alot of these qualities, but also some deal breakers.

What were the deal breakers?

Juggers · 08-27-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by spank_lolz

you prob shouldnt try so hard to be the "perfect woman". i know you're just hypothetically asking "the misc" and probably annoyed at its general pickiness etc, but its the internet and no one is really being serious. just be yourself and do what you want to do.. there are surely compatible men out there. dedicating your life and personality to be pleasing to the most men possible is insecure

not annoyed at all. im generally curious. as for me personally this is myself.. i dont do it to please men its just how i am. video games, hockey, training, cooking and... well reading is my kinda things.

Halfway · 08-27-2009, 01:55 PM

Ki Ora most beautiful Juggers who's heavenly sent beauty is evarlasting and simply divine, how is your training going in '09 ciao bella?

My perfect woman is actually a guy who pretends to be a woman online so he can get other dudes to send him cock pics. There's nothing hotter.

member67 · 08-27-2009, 01:55 PM

why does making sandwiches seem so ridiculous to some poeple? its pretty much my only requirement in a girl

DocHol1day · 08-27-2009, 01:57 PM

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lulz like whoa, boys like this exist?

at 20 i didnt think this way at all, i think it just comes with age. at 20 i just wanted the hottest piece i could find to impress my buddys and have fun in the dark with. now my physical standards pretty much consist of "i cant have an ol lady who i'm embarassed to be seen in public with"

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What were the deal breakers?

puts pretty much everything ahead of me, like her family. treats her dog better than my 6 year old(from a previous relationship, not hers). very conflict oriented/ has anger problem. i could go on for days but i'm not a perfect person either and its not really fair

Juggers · 08-27-2009, 01:57 PM

and why does everyone keep thinking im a guy?? i have a spoon pic and no one seems to notice.

skier_ · 08-27-2009, 01:57 PM

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why does making sandwiches seem so ridiculous to some poeple? its pretty much my only requirement in a girl

It's not ridiculous, I've been making sandwiches for my dad since I was younger when he got home from skiing or something.

scbork · 08-27-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DocHol1day

at 20 i didnt think this way at all, i think it just comes with age. at 20 i just wanted the hottest piece i could find to impress my buddys and have fun in the dark with. now my physical standards pretty much consist of "i cant have an ol lady who i'm embarassed to be seen in public with"

did the change of heart happen b4 or after you had a kid?

shitbrickhouse · 08-27-2009, 02:01 PM

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not annoyed at all. im generally curious. as for me personally this is myself.. i dont do it to please men its just how i am. video games, hockey, training, cooking and... well reading is my kinda things.

thats cool just add willing to try new things, will party sometimes, not moody, and TIITB and youre good.

YARDGORILLA · 08-27-2009, 02:04 PM

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and why does everyone keep thinking im a guy?? i have a spoon pic and no one seems to notice.

Good point, show us your snatch.

DocHol1day · 08-27-2009, 02:05 PM

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did the change of heart happen b4 or after you had a kid?

baby momma was preggo when i met the wife. she knew about it the whole time. the kid came to live with me at about 3 months old, but i still lived at home then. it wasnt until we got a place together and got married that i noticed that she wasnt that good with my kid. then she got this dog and every night i would put my daughter to bed at 830, and she would kennel the dog at 8:30. every night i had to listen to her tell this mutt godnight and how much she loves it for 10 minutes while my daughter who WORSHIPS her stepmom lays in bed wondering why "stacy"(name changed) never comes and tucks her in. i talked to her about it repeadidly and it never got any better.

scbork · 08-27-2009, 02:07 PM

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baby momma was preggo when i met the wife. she knew about it the whole time. the kid came to live with me at about 3 months old, but i still lived at home then. it wasnt until we got a place together and got married that i noticed that she wasnt that good with my kid. then she got this dog and every night i would put my daughter to bed at 830, and she would kennel the dog at 8:30. every night i had to listen to her tell this mutt godnight and how much she loves it for 10 minutes while my daughter who WORSHIPS her stepmom lays in bed wondering why "stacy"(name changed) never comes and tucks her in. i talked to her about it repeadidly and it never got any better.

*winces*

Blue_Sky · 08-27-2009, 02:08 PM

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even if a girl had all the qualities the misc wanted they would insist that there was still something wrong with her. ex: pointy elbows

lol nobody's ever satisfied, that goes for men and women

F.A.P. · 08-27-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Juggers

and why does everyone keep thinking im a guy?? i have a spoon pic and no one seems to notice.

we now require a spatula pic

spank_lolz · 08-27-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Juggers

not annoyed at all. im generally curious. as for me personally this is myself.. i dont do it to please men its just how i am. video games, hockey, training, cooking and... well reading is my kinda things.

oh okay thats good. just keep in mind that being "the miscs perfect woman" probably isnt a great or lofty life goal lol

DocHol1day · 08-27-2009, 02:12 PM

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*winces*

lol

i think maybe my standards are a little low now...... dont be embarassingly ugly and treat my daughter better than the dog. self esteem, i think i lack it.

scbork · 08-27-2009, 02:19 PM

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lol

i think maybe my standards are a little low now...... dont be embarassingly ugly and treat my daughter better than the dog. self esteem, i think i lack it.

dude. youre 25, why?

brianphi · 08-27-2009, 02:22 PM

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even if a girl had all the qualities the misc wanted they would insist that there was still something wrong with her. ex: pointy elbows

she shouldn't have pointy elbows.

wtf.