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08-04-2009, 10:17 AM
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Let this continue please
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08-04-2009, 10:51 AM
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#3122
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The OG of BRO-CORE!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Noddin my head like yeaaa.. movin my hips like yeaaa, Aruba
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
Drunkninja - I am not going to respond directly to all of the nonsense you spewed in your last response because quite frankly, I could have had you if I wanted to. Maybe not by going with the sex angle initially, I would have probably just convinced you that I am a nice guy first, then lifted up your fat rolls and ****ed you. I was simply doing an experiment. I have never been with a fat ugly chick before and wanted to know what it was like. I definitely wasn't going to put in too much effort but convincing you I am a nice guy first because I don't do that with cows. The results of my experiment are pretty conclusive now, fat chicks have way too much unwarranted pride. I am going back to ****ing skinny chicks.
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08-04-2009, 12:37 PM
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#3123
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Poker Star
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ninja we need more epic material bro!
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08-04-2009, 07:12 PM
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#3124
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Registered User
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Location: Spain
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In. I've got alot of reading to do.
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08-05-2009, 10:06 AM
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#3125
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Banned
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To the top
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08-05-2009, 10:16 AM
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#3126
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This ****s still going... ha
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08-07-2009, 01:09 PM
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#3127
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Registered User
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Cheryl - hahaha
ur profile pic looks like a smurf blew one on ur face.
Drunkninja - No, thats a lot of semen for just one smurf. I was actually involved in a massive smurf orgy and 10 of those ****ers finished off on my face. It was a lot of fun though. We put nipple clamps on smurfette and took turns gang banging her. Oh and don't ever go near pappa smurf. He is one ****ed up old rapist. I am still trying to get the remaining pieces of cantelope out of my ass.
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08-07-2009, 01:29 PM
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#3128
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You should probably change your "body type" from average to something a little more realistic. I don't like to be a nazi about these sorts of things, but its already hard enough finding a mate on this sight without people lying, now I have to deal with people ****ing up my search results. I was going to be a good somaraton and let plentyoffish know about this error with the search function. I thought they could get their web devolopers and coders to resolve the issue, then I found out it wasn't the fault of the developers who work so hard make Plentyoffish as user friendly and enjoyable as possible; you had lied on your application. If this was an slight on your part than I would kindly ask that you change your body type to BBW. If not, stop trying to fraud the system. I am trying to find my lover on this sight just as you are, so please, stop ****ing up my search results.
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08-07-2009, 01:47 PM
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its business time
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Location: Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
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She is "average" LOL. Oh yeah i call dibs by the way
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08-07-2009, 01:51 PM
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#3130
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
You should probably change your "body type" from average to something a little more realistic. I don't like to be a nazi about these sorts of things, but its already hard enough finding a mate on this sight without people lying, now I have to deal with people ****ing up my search results. I was going to be a good somaraton and let plentyoffish know about this error with the search function. I thought they could get their web devolopers and coders to resolve the issue, then I found out it wasn't the fault of the developers who work so hard make Plentyoffish as user friendly and enjoyable as possible; you had lied on your application. If this was an slight on your part than I would kindly ask that you change your body type to BBW. If not, stop trying to fraud the system. I am trying to find my lover on this sight just as you are, so please, stop ****ing up my search results.
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lmao
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08-07-2009, 01:54 PM
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Banned
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Location: Batavia, Illinois, United States
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OH YEAH!!! In for results. You should get back into chicago and do some from my area code.
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08-07-2009, 02:13 PM
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#3132
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Never Die, We Fly High!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MIKES3
OH YEAH!!! In for results. You should get back into chicago and do some from my area code.
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I 2nd Chicago area code 847 bro.
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08-07-2009, 02:15 PM
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Indomitable Will
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strong forsight
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08-07-2009, 02:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
You should probably change your "body type" from average to something a little more realistic. I don't like to be a nazi about these sorts of things, but its already hard enough finding a mate on this sight without people lying, now I have to deal with people ****ing up my search results. I was going to be a good somaraton and let plentyoffish know about this error with the search function. I thought they could get their web devolopers and coders to resolve the issue, then I found out it wasn't the fault of the developers who work so hard make Plentyoffish as user friendly and enjoyable as possible; you had lied on your application. If this was an slight on your part than I would kindly ask that you change your body type to BBW. If not, stop trying to fraud the system. I am trying to find my lover on this sight just as you are, so please, stop ****ing up my search results.
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holy ****ing **** i laughed so haed my eyes are watering
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08-07-2009, 03:30 PM
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Epic. This thread honestly never gets old, and keeps on providing the lulz
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08-07-2009, 04:00 PM
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IN !!! ****ING lulz!
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08-08-2009, 04:37 PM
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bump
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08-08-2009, 06:52 PM
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#3138
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Drunkninja - Oh god! My penis just accidentally the whole universe
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08-08-2009, 06:59 PM
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excerpt from profile - FIRST some men think its ok to be perverted! its not a turn on or amusing...
Drunkninja - Oh god I just came in my pants!
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08-08-2009, 07:05 PM
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Where is the bar! Holy ****! You should be more concerned with finding Jenny Craig. The bar can wait
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08-08-2009, 07:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by drunkninjamastr
where is the bar! Holy ****! You should be more concerned with finding jenny craig. The bar can wait
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lololol
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08-08-2009, 08:18 PM
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ASU '11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
Where is the bar! Holy ****! You should be more concerned with finding Jenny Craig. The bar can wait
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Epic.
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08-08-2009, 10:01 PM
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Banned
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single handedly destroying dating sites
amazing brah, amazing
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08-08-2009, 10:03 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
Cheryl - hahaha
ur profile pic looks like a smurf blew one on ur face.
Drunkninja - No, thats a lot of semen for just one smurf. I was actually involved in a massive smurf orgy and 10 of those ****ers finished off on my face. It was a lot of fun though. We put nipple clamps on smurfette and took turns gang banging her. Oh and don't ever go near pappa smurf. He is one ****ed up old rapist. I am still trying to get the remaining pieces of cantelope out of my ass.
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08-08-2009, 11:01 PM
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Haha. I've been doing this with a different approach for the LULs on my own before I even read this thread haha.
Except I'm white knighting on the most ridiculous chicks. Hilarious.
You're hilarious OP. Read through the ENTIRE thread. Well worth it.
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08-08-2009, 11:03 PM
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OG of Sound
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indian23
in b4 20 page thread
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Aim higher next time, my friend!
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08-10-2009, 11:14 PM
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go phillies!
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just updated myself in this.
epic lulz ensued.
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08-10-2009, 11:15 PM
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lul
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08-13-2009, 03:14 AM
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Bump!
*intermission
I sent that elbow line to this chick and she yes mad.
Her response:
i think you're an absolute idiot for telling me this. i'm not even going to give us a "shot" because of something so demeaning and worthless to tell someone. way to grab a woman's attention with your shallow stupidity. read my profile. i left you something.
thanks for wasting my time by letting me read this and replying to you.
This is what she put on her profile:
And to the idiot who said I was decent but hesitated because my "elbows were too pointy." You're stupid. You're not even God's gift to women to be saying that. Mind you, my elbow is BENT in the picture. When a body part is able to bend, it does tend to take different shapes. Anatomy, learn it.
LULZ! Strong insecurity.
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08-13-2009, 03:33 AM
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Lol que?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShangTsung
Bump!
*intermission
I sent that elbow line to this chick and she yes mad.
Her response:
i think you're an absolute idiot for telling me this. i'm not even going to give us a "shot" because of something so demeaning and worthless to tell someone. way to grab a woman's attention with your shallow stupidity. read my profile. i left you something.
thanks for wasting my time by letting me read this and replying to you.
This is what she put on her profile:
And to the idiot who said I was decent but hesitated because my "elbows were too pointy." You're stupid. You're not even God's gift to women to be saying that. Mind you, my elbow is BENT in the picture. When a body part is able to bend, it does tend to take different shapes. Anatomy, learn it.
LULZ! Strong insecurity.
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Too bad she's fuking hot too. What a dumb broad. I agree with the insecurity. She's probably been whight knighted to death, so something like this is enough to driver her insane.
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