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07-01-2009, 01:14 PM
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That's what she said
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This stuff is just personal preference...it's not really going to apply to every chick you bang.
I could make a 'man's list' of 40 mistakes women make while having sex, but it would still be personal preference. This stuff really only applies if you're a sex noob and don't want to fuk everything up.
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07-01-2009, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Killer Noob!
my last g/f told me to do both these things.
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She told you to squeeze the **** out of her tits and chew on her nipples?
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07-01-2009, 01:29 PM
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That's what she said
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Originally Posted by pajarodelfuego
She told you to squeeze the **** out of her tits and chew on her nipples?
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Tastes like chicken.
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07-01-2009, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BigNorwegian
18) GOING TOO FAST.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
40) THANKING HER.
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I must admit that I've been guilty of all of these almost every time that I have sex.
That fact doesn't bother me.
My personal favorite is busting out a surprise ejaculation. Women really do seem to get pissed off about that but it's pretty funny.
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07-01-2009, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Azhure28
Choking,spanking, biting isn't really freaky. I know tons of women that enjoy it, including myself.
The hard part is finding a man that can choke, wrap his fist in my hair and spank me all at the same time  Haven't found one yet that can pull it off. The last boytoy thought that spanking was degrading to women. Yeah. Whatever. I could never train him to do it right. |
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07-01-2009, 01:49 PM
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You can tell that what written by a women.
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07-01-2009, 02:32 PM
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This list is like "polite sex." You have sex like this the first couple of times to make sure you get invited back, then you move on to personalization.
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07-01-2009, 02:58 PM
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41. Not tying her up before the chloroform wears off.
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07-01-2009, 02:58 PM
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That is the ****ing stupidest list I've ever seen
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07-01-2009, 03:52 PM
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lulz
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obviously written by a woman, but I lol'd
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07-18-2009, 02:02 PM
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First off, if you are unable to detect the undertones that suggests a women wrote this list than perhaps you should be off the computer, out of your house and at Barnes & Noble looking for a book... rather than an internet thread...
Secondly, obviously a women wrote it... would you really take this advice if it were from a guy?
Third, if you don't understand sex is based upon preference than you have no shot at landing a return call.. everrrrr
I originally posted this 4 yrs ago when I was around 16/17 as a general guide... not the golden Bible of sex...
Hope this clears some things up as apparently some members on the board believe they are the Alpha Male and thus are all knowing in the area of sex. I say this because of the asinine comments I've just read, you guys basically just made yourselves look like fools. Bottom line, ITS A GENERAL GUIDE, UNDERSTAND SEX IS ALL ABOUT PREFERENCE... THE MAJORITY OF SOCIETY UNDERSTANDS THAT, WE DON'T NEED YOUR IDIOTIC POSTS TO REMINDS US.
That is is all,
Cheers
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07-18-2009, 02:29 PM
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it was better in the 50's when bitches just made dinner got in the missioanry and got fuked
damn womens rights
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07-18-2009, 03:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by injured44
it was better in the 50's when bitches just made dinner got in the missioanry and got fuked
damn womens rights
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45: Asking her to call you Brock Lesnar while railing her
46: Calling her Brock Lesnar while making her dildo you up the ass
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07-18-2009, 03:44 PM
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lol I completely agree with most of the things on this list.
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07-18-2009, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by peng
blah blah blah it's just another thing in everyday life you have to follow a "rules" to.
**** it and do what comes natural. The things listed aren't "mistakes", they are merely a person's preference.
It reminded me of a family guy episode where peter is watching "classy porn". Goes something like this (in a british accent):
*sitting in front of a fireplace reading*
"you know, we could have sex right now"
"yes, quite right"
"hmm, yes, but lets not"
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Yeah, then later the British couple are in bed:
Him: Almost. Almost. Almost. Ah, there we are.
Her: Well done.
I thought the list was great and mostly true.
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07-18-2009, 09:34 PM
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lol epic list
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07-18-2009, 09:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer Noob!
my last g/f told me to do both these things.
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really?? i haaate any biting on my nipples and when a guy squeezes my tits like theyre oranges and hes trying to make orange juice. it hurrrrrts! 
Quote:
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That is the ****ing stupidest list I've ever seen
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correct English is actually "most stupid" and the fact that most girls (and guys) agree with the list for the most part should tell you something
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07-18-2009, 09:58 PM
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Psssh, the author clearly doesn't know ****..... chicks love all that crap!
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07-18-2009, 10:46 PM
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so do you mike
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07-18-2009, 10:51 PM
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so do you mike
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Negative, I do not appreciate direct pressure to my clitoris.
whut?
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07-18-2009, 11:46 PM
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[gif] didn't read lol [/gif]
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09-04-2009, 08:37 PM
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40 Mistakes
Thanks man, gave me some tips...lol
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09-04-2009, 08:41 PM
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Number two, so freaking true. But that ended with high school.
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09-04-2009, 09:50 PM
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guilty of number 21 (find it near impossible to finish with a condom on)
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09-04-2009, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mighty Mikey G
and you all have issues...
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you'd be suprised how many girls are in to the rough stuff, its the whole being submissive thing that gets them off, "mental stimulation" does a lot for a girl e.g. being dominated
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09-04-2009, 10:19 PM
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iv done number 10 =( she told me "stop attacking my clit please"
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09-04-2009, 10:56 PM
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41) paying her after she's done
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