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07-16-2009, 02:08 AM
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Lost my Virginity
K brahs this is how it went. I was just done lifting at the gym and I had a doctor's appointment so I was at the doctor's waiting for my name to be called up. Needless to say I had to wait for ages and I frickin bored but then a HB8 comes in and a guy is holding a camera filming....wtf..
Right then in the middle of the waiting room she ripped off her clothes in one swift movement. Everyone just stared dumbstruck and the guy kept filming so i was like, are they filming a public porno or something ya know? And then she comes up to me and shes like "you want some of this? screw me right here baby" i was scared sh!tless but i wasnt going to let this opportunity pass me by so i stuck i few fingers in her pussy and she started moaning so i was like thats it and i pulled my pants down and piitb.
Then she started screaming "OUCH MY FKUCING ASS!! cuz i took her by surprise "but i got a few good pumps in. but then she was like "GET AWAY FROM U FREAK I DONT LIKE PIITB" but it was too late for her to do anything i was gonna CUM.
BUTTTT right at that moment someone comes in and i turn around to see who it is, wtf it was my mum, i was shocked that i couldnt hold it in anymore and i jizzed on her face.
now im at home grounded indefinitely and i have to go to therapy since my mom things im effin crazy
at least i lost my v-card brahs
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07-16-2009, 02:15 AM
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07-16-2009, 02:23 AM
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AND THAN U WOKE UP
...that didn't happen
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07-16-2009, 02:29 AM
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You can't lose your v-card through anal lol.
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07-16-2009, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by StevenNevets
You can't lose your v-card through anal lol.
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you mean to tell me that..........im still a virgin......................FAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWK
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07-16-2009, 02:40 AM
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Really? Because I was just done lifting at the gym and I had a doctor's appointment so I was at the doctor's waiting for my name to be called up. Needless to say I had to wait for ages and I frickin bored but then a HB8 comes in and a guy is holding a camera filming....wtf..
Right then in the middle of the waiting room she ripped off her clothes in one swift movement. Everyone just stared dumbstruck and the guy kept filming so i was like, are they filming a public porno or something ya know? And then she comes up to me and shes like "you want some of this? screw me right here baby" i was scared sh!tless but i wasnt going to let this opportunity pass me by so i stuck i few fingers in her pussy and she started moaning so i was like thats it and i pulled my pants down and piitb.
Then she started screaming "OUCH MY FKUCING ASS!! cuz i took her by surprise "but i got a few good pumps in. but then she was like "GET AWAY FROM U FREAK I DONT LIKE PIITB" but it was too late for her to do anything i was gonna CUM.
BUTTTT right at that moment someone comes in and i turn around to see who it is, wtf it was my mum, i was shocked that i couldnt hold it in anymore and i jizzed on her face.
now im at home grounded indefinitely and i have to go to therapy since my mom things im effin crazy
at least i lost my v-card brahs
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07-16-2009, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by .david
Really? Because I was just done lifting at the gym and I had a doctor's appointment so I was at the doctor's waiting for my name to be called up. Needless to say I had to wait for ages and I frickin bored but then a HB8 comes in and a guy is holding a camera filming....wtf..
Right then in the middle of the waiting room she ripped off her clothes in one swift movement. Everyone just stared dumbstruck and the guy kept filming so i was like, are they filming a public porno or something ya know? And then she comes up to me and shes like "you want some of this? screw me right here baby" i was scared sh!tless but i wasnt going to let this opportunity pass me by so i stuck i few fingers in her pussy and she started moaning so i was like thats it and i pulled my pants down and piitb.
Then she started screaming "OUCH MY FKUCING ASS!! cuz i took her by surprise "but i got a few good pumps in. but then she was like "GET AWAY FROM U FREAK I DONT LIKE PIITB" but it was too late for her to do anything i was gonna CUM.
BUTTTT right at that moment someone comes in and i turn around to see who it is, wtf it was my mum, i was shocked that i couldnt hold it in anymore and i jizzed on her face.
now im at home grounded indefinitely and i have to go to therapy since my mom things im effin crazy
at least i lost my v-card brahs
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Ohhhhhh I see what you did there, funny guy!
No...
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07-16-2009, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by StevenNevets
You can't lose your v-card through anal lol.
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Actually, any sort of penetration with the member of the opposite sex for the first time would be considered as de-virginizing or de-flowering oneself.
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07-16-2009, 02:47 AM
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nice STORY.
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07-16-2009, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by JoseAlonso
Actually, any sort of penetration with the member of the opposite sex for the first time would be considered as de-virginizing or de-flowering oneself.
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yeah I guess. I remember when I got my first BJ someone said I wasnt considered a virgin anymore? Idk. But I considered myself not a virgin anymore when I actually f*cked my girlfriend for the first time. Pahaha.
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07-16-2009, 03:27 AM
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07-16-2009, 03:32 AM
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lol if you're gonna troll atleast try not to be so obvious. Or maybe i'm worng and public acts of fornication is a common occurence where you live
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07-16-2009, 03:37 AM
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07-16-2009, 03:46 AM
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well done son
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07-16-2009, 03:52 AM
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Good imagination you have there
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07-16-2009, 03:58 AM
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fixed
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07-16-2009, 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by JoseAlonso
Actually, any sort of penetration with the member of the opposite sex for the first time would be considered as de-virginizing or de-flowering oneself.
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No cause I know this porn star who only does anal cause she wants to be a virgin when she gets married. (srs)
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07-16-2009, 04:02 AM
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You can't lose your v-card through anal lol.
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big picture is big.
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07-16-2009, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by ekoh
k brahs this is how it went. I was just done lifting at the gym and i had a doctor's appointment so i was at the doctor's waiting for my name to be called up. Needless to say i had to wait for ages and i frickin bored but then a hb8 comes in and a guy is holding a camera filming....wtf..
Right then in the middle of the waiting room she ripped off her clothes in one swift movement. Everyone just stared dumbstruck and the guy kept filming so i was like, are they filming a public porno or something ya know? And then she comes up to me and shes like "you want some of this? Screw me right here baby" i was scared sh!tless but i wasnt going to let this opportunity pass me by so i stuck i few fingers in her pussy and she started moaning so i was like thats it and i pulled my pants down and piitb.
Then she started screaming "ouch my fkucing ass!! Cuz i took her by surprise "but i got a few good pumps in. But then she was like "get away from u freak i dont like piitb" but it was too late for her to do anything i was gonna cum.
Butttt right at that moment someone comes in and i turn around to see who it is, wtf it was my mum, i was shocked that i couldnt hold it in anymore and i jizzed on her face.
Now im at home grounded indefinitely and i have to go to therapy since my mom things im effin crazy
at least i lost my v-card brahs
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omfg lolllllllll
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07-16-2009, 05:44 AM
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i lold hard
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07-16-2009, 07:49 AM
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AND THAN U WOKE UP
...that didn't happen
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I think your wrong mate, that did happen.
lulz
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07-16-2009, 08:25 AM
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thats funny cause yesterday when I was just done lifting at the gym,I had a doctor's appointment, so I was at the doctor's waiting for my name to be called up. Needless to say I had to wait for ages and I frickin bored but then a HB8 comes in and a guy is holding a camera filming....wtf..
Right then in the middle of the waiting room she ripped off her clothes in one swift movement. Everyone just stared dumbstruck and the guy kept filming so i was like, are they filming a public porno or something ya know? And then she comes up to me and shes like "you want some of this? screw me right here baby" i was scared sh!tless but i wasnt going to let this opportunity pass me by so i stuck i few fingers in her pussy and she started moaning so i was like thats it and i pulled my pants down and piitb.
Then she started screaming "OUCH MY FKUCING ASS!! cuz i took her by surprise "but i got a few good pumps in. but then she was like "GET AWAY FROM U FREAK I DONT LIKE PIITB" but it was too late for her to do anything i was gonna CUM.
BUTTTT right at that moment someone comes in and i turn around to see who it is, wtf it was my mum, i was shocked that i couldnt hold it in anymore and i jizzed on her face.
now im at home grounded indefinitely and i have to go to therapy since my mom things im effin crazy
at least i lost my v-card brahs
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07-16-2009, 09:25 AM
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there are no good trolls left in this world....... where has our 5 gone in our time of need?
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07-16-2009, 10:24 AM
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where has our 5 gone in our time of need?
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I want to know the same thing. he made me lol hard with every post
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07-16-2009, 10:30 AM
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That wasn't funny.
Negged.
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07-16-2009, 08:01 PM
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thats funny cause yesterday when I was just done lifting at the gym,I had a doctor's appointment, so I was at the doctor's waiting for my name to be called up. Needless to say I had to wait for ages and I frickin bored but then a HB8 comes in and a guy is holding a camera filming....wtf..
Right then in the middle of the waiting room she ripped off her clothes in one swift movement. Everyone just stared dumbstruck and the guy kept filming so i was like, are they filming a public porno or something ya know? And then she comes up to me and shes like "you want some of this? screw me right here baby" i was scared sh!tless but i wasnt going to let this opportunity pass me by so i stuck i few fingers in her pussy and she started moaning so i was like thats it and i pulled my pants down and piitb.
Then she started screaming "OUCH MY FKUCING ASS!! cuz i took her by surprise "but i got a few good pumps in. but then she was like "GET AWAY FROM U FREAK I DONT LIKE PIITB" but it was too late for her to do anything i was gonna CUM.
BUTTTT right at that moment someone comes in and i turn around to see who it is, wtf it was my mum, i was shocked that i couldnt hold it in anymore and i jizzed on her face.
now im at home grounded indefinitely and i have to go to therapy since my mom things im effin crazy
at least i lost my v-card brahs
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Originally Posted by Ekoh
K brahs this is how it went. I was just done lifting at the gym and I had a doctor's appointment so I was at the doctor's waiting for my name to be called up. Needless to say I had to wait for ages and I frickin bored but then a HB8 comes in and a guy is holding a camera filming....wtf..
Right then in the middle of the waiting room she ripped off her clothes in one swift movement. Everyone just stared dumbstruck and the guy kept filming so i was like, are they filming a public porno or something ya know? And then she comes up to me and shes like "you want some of this? screw me right here baby" i was scared sh!tless but i wasnt going to let this opportunity pass me by so i stuck i few fingers in her pussy and she started moaning so i was like thats it and i pulled my pants down and piitb.
Then she started screaming "OUCH MY FKUCING ASS!! cuz i took her by surprise "but i got a few good pumps in. but then she was like "GET AWAY FROM U FREAK I DONT LIKE PIITB" but it was too late for her to do anything i was gonna CUM.
BUTTTT right at that moment someone comes in and i turn around to see who it is, wtf it was my mum, i was shocked that i couldnt hold it in anymore and i jizzed on her face.
now im at home grounded indefinitely and i have to go to therapy since my mom things im effin crazy
at least i lost my v-card brahs
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huh Seems quite similar
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07-16-2009, 08:07 PM
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did you think that up all on your own?
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07-16-2009, 08:08 PM
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lol if you're gonna troll atleast try not to be so obvious. Or maybe i'm worng and public acts of fornication is a common occurence where you live
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Made me lol repped
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07-16-2009, 08:42 PM
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No cause I know this porn star who only does anal cause she wants to be a virgin when she gets married. (srs)
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name?
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07-16-2009, 08:48 PM
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Cool story bro
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