Would you do this?(veryserious)

[Stopdroproll]

Do it OP so we can get some awesome stories.

[givemynameback]

Originally Posted by Lexodus

So...

A friend/neighbor of mine has a friend living in New York that needs a HUGE 'favor'...

Her name is ******(we will call her O) and she lives in Floral Park, New York. She is an immigrant from Europe and her green card is about to expire. She needs to marry an American to attain her citizenship. She has a b/f, who is also an immigrant. She lives in an Upper-Middle Class neighborhood. She is 37yr old, bartender, smokes. Here are the stipulations:

-I have to move to Floral Park, NY
-Legally marry 'O'
-Live in NY for 3 years minimum
-Live in same residence as 'O'
-Divorce after 5 years minimum
-Stictly Platonic relationship

Compensation:

-2,500.00 up front, 2,500.00 after first year
-Free housing for 3 years (includes everything, cable, internet, water..etc..)

Pro's:
-Money
-New experience
-Free Living
-She knows everyone in the 'village', I would be part of the 'IT' crowd

Con's:
-Uprooting myself
-Leaving friends
-Moving out of my super-cheap awesome apartment
-Quitting my job, not being able to get it back
-Leaving Colorado
-Adjusting to new lifestyle and schedule


So...this would happen within the next 2-3 months if I go thru with it.

What do you guys think? Should I ask for more money or go with this deal as is? What does the misc think?

If she already has a green card, she does not need to marry anyone. Green card is a permanent residency. You can just renew it. Matter of fact, you can apply for a citizenship after five years of having it. This does not make sense to me.

[Blindead]

Do you get to **** her?

[Lexodus]

Originally Posted by givemynameback

If she already has a green card, she does not need to marry anyone. Green card is a permanent residency. You can just renew it. Matter of fact, you can apply for a citizenship after five years of having it. This does not make sense to me.

i used the wrong term..she has a visa

[DualRectifier]

Marrying a foreign national for the purpose of committing immigration fraud=federal crime. Federal felony to be more precise.

[DL Addict]

Originally Posted by DualRectifier

Marrying a foreign national for the purpose of committing immigration fraud=federal crime. Federal felony to be more precise.

^This. But, FYI, Mexican women have been known to pay $10,000 up front, and $5-10,000 for each year of marriage. Just saying. Maybe you should test the illegal immigrant market.

[Fr33way]

F'uck all that. These are the best years of your life and you will instantly feel like it is not enough money...

[Lughd]

What if she decides she wants to screw you over? What's the worst that happens to her, deportation? What's the worst that happens to you? Jail?

I see how this works...a year in she decides you have to pay rent, you protest but she claims she'll flee back home and leave you to face jail time for fraud. You pay rent. Then she decides that she wants her bf to move in. You protest but again, fraud charges, so you allow it and now you're living in the basement and paying half the rent for the house. Then the chick decides that she wants to randomly **** you over for stuff and you can't do anything because you're facing jail time since she was smart and documented everything to eventually hold over your head.

Then 5 years from now she divorces you (takes almost everything), marries her bf, and you're ****ed.

and what if she wants a kid? Her and her bf have a kid and you're stuck paying support payments after the divorce...lol

I wouldn't do it unless I really trusted the person. You're risking your entire future so some illegal can stay in the US?

[Zachb01]

Originally Posted by Lughd

What if she decides she wants to screw you over? What's the worst that happens to her, deportation? What's the worst that happens to you? Jail?

I see how this works...a year in she decides you have to pay rent, you protest but she claims she'll flee back home and leave you to face jail time for fraud. You pay rent. Then she decides that she wants her bf to move in. You protest but again, fraud charges, so you allow it and now you're living in the basement and paying half the rent for the house. Then the chick decides that she wants to randomly **** you over for stuff and you can't do anything because you're facing jail time since she was smart and documented everything to eventually hold over your head.

Then 5 years from now she divorces you (takes almost everything), marries her bf, and you're ****ed.

and what if she wants a kid? Her and her bf have a kid and you're stuck paying support payments after the divorce...lol

I wouldn't do it unless I really trusted the person. You're risking your entire future so some illegal can stay in the US?

This, Smack yourself for condisering it.

[Uh_Oh]

Originally Posted by Fr33way

F'uck all that. These are the best years of your life and you will instantly feel like it is not enough money...

He is 25. His best years are long gone.

[NoName5.1]

please i am begging yous to listens to me. i now of similar stories that you are speaking. my cousin of friends of many years was having this same offer given to him. he had coming to this country for schoolings and had made good life. women then asking him to marry for much money. i thinking it was 40000 or something big. and so he did this. for 1 years they had married and the federalis always coming in and looking and poking and asking and talking to them. this man he one day meeted this other woman who he felt in love with. but he never telling her of this other woman since this woman would not except this fraudings. for 1 years they meeting and talking and fallens in love. and this man was good man and wanted to love this woman for lifes. so he telling her about the fraudings. the womans had shocks. she tellin him he was bad man for lying and cheating on wifes. she didnt get the fraudings and that this man felt lovings for her. so she telling him to never speaks to her again. a month or something later she leaving and going to home country. this man was crushings. and had saddness and bad moods for so long. he stop eating and stop doing anything. one day he say i tired of this life and jumping from high building. luckly he not die. but he broken his legs and taken to hosptial. after he fixed, he yell at this frauding woman and hating her. so he tell federalis the story and federalis ship her to home country. this man then put in jail for some time for fraudings. and he have big regret for doing the fraudings and marry this evil woman. this is the story i have to tell you. I BEGGING YOU TO LISTENS ANDNOT LET THIS HAPPENS TO YOU!

[RippedRebeL]

Originally Posted by Uh_Oh

He is 25. His best years are long gone.

stfu

[Weakone327]

main thing i'd look at is the job... I mean you're saving a lot of money by getting free living and im sure she will be in the kitchen mostly so what could go wrong? If you were as lazy as me you'd already be waiting there for her, i hate working

[jim3351]

Originally Posted by NoName5.1

please i am begging yous to listens to me. i now of similar stories that you are speaking. my cousin of friends of many years was having this same offer given to him. he had coming to this country for schoolings and had made good life. women then asking him to marry for much money. i thinking it was 40000 or something big. and so he did this. for 1 years they had married and the federalis always coming in and looking and poking and asking and talking to them. this man he one day meeted this other woman who he felt in love with. but he never telling her of this other woman since this woman would not except this fraudings. for 1 years they meeting and talking and fallens in love. and this man was good man and wanted to love this woman for lifes. so he telling her about the fraudings. the womans had shocks. she tellin him he was bad man for lying and cheating on wifes. she didnt get the fraudings and that this man felt lovings for her. so she telling him to never speaks to her again. a month or something later she leaving and going to home country. this man was crushings. and had saddness and bad moods for so long. he stop eating and stop doing anything. one day he say i tired of this life and jumping from high building. luckly he not die. but he broken his legs and taken to hosptial. after he fixed, he yell at this frauding woman and hating her. so he tell federalis the story and federalis ship her to home country. this man then put in jail for some time for fraudings. and he have big regret for doing the fraudings and marry this evil woman. this is the story i have to tell you. I BEGGING YOU TO LISTENS ANDNOT LET THIS HAPPENS TO YOU!

This is crazy. Not only is this illegal, but why would you ever put your entire personal life on hold for 3 to 5 yrs at your age? Read the post by NoName. That is just one scenario that could result from this. Have you even considered the possible effects on your name and credit record. She has your name and establishes credit in that name. At the very least you will be stuck with half of the debt at the divorce. But she would be stupid if she didnt leave you with all of the debt. What could you do? ...sue her in court? That means you have to expose the fraud of the marriage in the first place. Now you have all of the debt and jail time.
Why are you even discussing this? This is a storyline for a badly written reality show.
Jim

[Metal Jerk]

**** that dude.. you'll be 30 when this **** is over with... no house... no GF.. ****kkkkk that.

[stk13]

Originally Posted by Lexodus

i don't know personally...i havent seen a picture of her yet...apparently she is a 7/10..shes 37 yrs old, bartender, has a b/f and smoked cigs/weed....oh and the next thing you would ask is why doesnt her b/f marry her? ya well hes an immigrant too

Dude you live in Littleton. As a fellow Coloradoan I'll say this; five years in a place like NYC will do you good. Get out, have a new experience, then decide where to go from there. Only live once brah, and I would hate to live my one time in Littleton and only Littleton

[TPower81]

Aside from the immigration issue...which I'm disappoint son...

What if you find a girl you'd like to marry in the next 5 years?

My friend married a polish chick so she could gain citizenship and bring her family over. Worst mistake of his life. She was hot though...and we all wanted a piece of her. They dated a year or so while married, but that was it. She was a stripper too...sigh, the good ole college days. "Hey man, wanna go to the strip club?" "Nah brah, my wife is workin tonight." ...

[dave.mc]

Originally Posted by misterwaterfall

2- Make sure she's cool, and you aren't going to wake up one morning with a kidney

brb, waking up with a kidney

[iScarePeople]

Originally Posted by Lexodus

oh no way bro, wouldnt be wasted...

even tho i will have free living and ****, i still plan on being a productive member of society and also bettering myself along the way, if i were to do this...

the subway is just 5 minute walk from her house...25 min ride to new york city...i have never been to east coast and never been to a BIG city..i will have tons of money saved up from working a job, no expenses other than car paymnt and phone...its almost like living with parents but not..

if she lives in floral park the subway is not 5mins u will have to take a bus and than a train.

[Jimspeed]

not for 5k....

5 years of my life, "commited," I would need atleast 10-20k a year to do it on top of al the other perks.

On the flip side, being in NYC when your young and "single" would be an awesome expeireince...

[komrade]

wasting 5 years of your life for 5k, yeah I don't think so. You gotta be real low on money to do that. That's like what, 83 dollars a month? Lol, no thanks

[iScarePeople]

OP do it so we can have some entertaining stories.
the misc has not been much fun lately