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03-10-2009, 10:15 AM
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Plus, you'd have to go through the hassle of opening a new bb.com account... (purplebeltATT)
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Made me laugh.
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03-10-2009, 10:21 AM
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Blackbelts in what? TKd? Karate? Capoeira?
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does tkd, karata, useless **** use submission techniques?
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03-10-2009, 10:30 AM
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Congrats man!
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03-10-2009, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by randombrandon
does tkd, karata, useless **** use submission techniques?
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No but there's no way you've submitted a BJJ black belt unless he let you do it.
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03-10-2009, 11:15 AM
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i lulzed at thread title,
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03-10-2009, 11:21 AM
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Good job man, keep it up!
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03-10-2009, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by HardGainer82
No but there's no way you've submitted a BJJ black belt unless he let you do it.
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just because you are a jiu jitsu black belt doesn't make you amazingly good.
I did it because I was stronger we were the same weight same with the other guys.. I wrestled them into position did my chokes and did my one leg boston crab don't know if theres a name for it.
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03-10-2009, 11:24 AM
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Cool story, bro.
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Originally Posted by randombrandon
just because you are a jiu jitsu black belt doesn't make you amazingly good.
I did it because I was stronger we were the same weight same with the other guys.. I wrestled them into position did my chokes and did my one leg boston crab don't know if theres a name for it.
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lulz.
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03-10-2009, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by randombrandon
just because you are a jiu jitsu black belt doesn't make you amazingly good.
I did it because I was stronger we were the same weight same with the other guys.. I wrestled them into position did my chokes and did my one leg boston crab don't know if theres a name for it.
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Um, yes it does.
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03-10-2009, 11:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by randombrandon
just because you are a jiu jitsu black belt doesn't make you amazingly good.
I did it because I was stronger we were the same weight same with the other guys.. I wrestled them into position did my chokes and did my one leg boston crab don't know if theres a name for it.
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Either you train with some **** black belts, or you're lying.
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03-10-2009, 11:36 AM
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I guess they were ****ty...
but can a 20 year experienced white belt beat a 5 year black belt? even if the black belt was better?
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03-10-2009, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by randombrandon
I guess they were ****ty...
but can a 20 year experienced white belt beat a 5 year black belt? even if the black belt was better?
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Was the Black Belt a Black Belt in Jiu Jitsu?
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03-10-2009, 11:40 AM
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Cool story, bro.
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Originally Posted by randombrandon
I guess they were ****ty...
but can a 20 year experienced white belt beat a 5 year black belt? even if the black belt was better?
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double lulz.
By saying that the black belt was better, you answered your first (stupid) question.
The better person wins. That's how it is.
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03-10-2009, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by eatsleephate
double lulz.
By saying that the black belt was better, you answered your first (stupid) question.
The better person wins. That's how it is.
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so it shouldn't matter what belt you are correct?
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03-10-2009, 12:18 PM
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so it shouldn't matter what belt you are correct?
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He wouldn't be a white belt if he was better then black belts. Have you ever seen a black belt roll with a blue belt, let alone a white? Every black belt I have ever rolled with (even in no-gi) was on a whole other level. Wrestling since 9th grade and started BJJ in 12th and I have never tapped a legit black belt.
Only time I have seen something funny like that is a very high level no gi dude that is sand bagging.
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03-10-2009, 12:25 PM
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Cool story, bro.
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so it shouldn't matter what belt you are correct?
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The fact of the matter is you, the one who videotaped himself flailing his arms around like you were in the middle of a mosh pit, did not tap a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.
I know this, because for one, you're a ****ing schmoe. Also, more importantly, you said you used "strength to get the choke" (I'm omitting the part about you putting WWF moves on people), completely ignoring that BJJ was founded on the principle that technique negates strength/size.
And, I'm aware that I'm being trolled, but I'm bored.
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03-10-2009, 02:20 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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Originally Posted by eatsleephate
The fact of the matter is you, the one who videotaped himself flailing his arms around like you were in the middle of a mosh pit, did not tap a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.
I know this, because for one, you're a ****ing schmoe. Also, more importantly, you said you used "strength to get the choke" (I'm omitting the part about you putting WWF moves on people), completely ignoring that BJJ was founded on the principle that technique negates strength/size.
And, I'm aware that I'm being trolled, but I'm bored.
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Vid?
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03-10-2009, 02:24 PM
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Im not sure if theres something wrong with our belt system or not and I never competed so I dont know if I have to wear my white belt in competitions but it goes white>yellow>Orange>green>Blue>purple>Brown>Black
No one under 16 is a blue belt and there is only like 6-8 blue+ max not including the instructors. 2 purples come on weekends for rolling and this guy was given a black belt first few weeks i joined and hes been doing bjj for 14 years and went to brazil few times for bjj things
I dunno why you guys think im trolling
and when i got the belt everyone had to throw me
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03-10-2009, 03:16 PM
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Quote:
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does tkd, karata, useless **** use submission techniques?
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Exactly...
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03-10-2009, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by randombrandon
just because you are a jiu jitsu black belt doesn't make you amazingly good.
I did it because I was stronger we were the same weight same with the other guys.. I wrestled them into position did my chokes and did my one leg boston crab don't know if theres a name for it.
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What are thier names. There are not an overwhelming number in the world, so it shouldn't take long to at least identify if you actually know the names of BJJ players with a blackbelt... we'll work on the submission thing after that.
Yeah, one leg Boston Crab is called "This is not a real move, and would have no chance tapping a LEGITIMATE blackbelt"
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03-10-2009, 03:20 PM
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I did it because I was stronger we were the same weight same with the other guys.. I wrestled them into position did my chokes and did my one leg boston crab don't know if theres a name for it.
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*facepalm*
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Originally Posted by eatsleephate
The fact of the matter is you, the one who videotaped himself flailing his arms around like you were in the middle of a mosh pit, did not tap a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.
I know this, because for one, you're a ****ing schmoe. Also, more importantly, you said you used "strength to get the choke" (I'm omitting the part about you putting WWF moves on people), completely ignoring that BJJ was founded on the principle that technique negates strength/size.
And, I'm aware that I'm being trolled, but I'm bored.
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basically this
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Im not sure if theres something wrong with our belt system or not
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if they gave you a yellow one, there is
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03-10-2009, 05:02 PM
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*facepalm*
basically this
if they gave you a yellow one, there is
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As some have said, yellow is given to under 18 by some instructors...
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03-10-2009, 05:03 PM
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As some have said, yellow is given to under 18 by some instructors...
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brb making up my own rules as I go
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03-10-2009, 07:44 PM
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Dude that sh#t made me laugh aloud hard thx
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03-10-2009, 08:00 PM
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BJJ yellow belts. White belts tapping black belts. What is going on in the BJJ world????
I have heard of yellow, orange, green belts for those under the age of 18. Congrats.
As far as a white belt tapping a black belt.....well it appears the rest of you guys can handle this nonsense.
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03-10-2009, 08:01 PM
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nice, good job on the belt.
im thinking of starting is some ju jitsu
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03-10-2009, 10:00 PM
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Loads of good instructors will let you tap them. What's the point in destroying people? I'm white belt and let people below me pass my guard, to practice. A lot of black belts are so powerful that they have a weak game off their back... nobody ever gets them in side control so they dont get good at it.
That said the only bjj bb I know, destroys everyone.
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03-10-2009, 10:03 PM
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good job
(yes in for free reps)
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03-10-2009, 10:09 PM
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brb making up my own rules as I go
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Like it.
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03-10-2009, 11:15 PM
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Everybody--
in traditional BJJ, there are yellow and orange belts for kids under 16.
You cannot be a blue belt until you are 16 or older, and you cannot be a black belt until you are 18 or older in the Gracie Brazilian Jiu-jitsu system.
This is not something his gym made up, this is straight up traditional BJJ. Some schools will give out yellow and orange belts, while others will give out stripes on the white belt.
Regardless, most 16 and under students are going to be in some sort of "Kids MMA" program that has its own belt system anyway. When they graduate from the kiddy program they start out at white belt again. So for the most part you won't see young kids with the yellow or orange belts, but it does happen here and there.
Hope that cleared it all up.
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