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02-15-2009, 10:03 AM
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Jizzed in my Pants!
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LMFAO, Im at work and LMFAO!!!
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02-15-2009, 10:10 AM
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#152
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scale your mom from 1 to 10, and if you can send some pics.
so I can know what i'm fapping to tonight.
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02-15-2009, 10:11 AM
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#153
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Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
Why, because she's still sexual? What do you think, that as soon as people become parents they never have sex again? Or they get past 40 and dry up/go limp?
You do know how people become parents in the first place, right?
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Why are you wasting the NRG??? Do you tell people to be quiet in the Movie theater too??
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02-15-2009, 10:12 AM
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#154
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**** just saw ur mom-
i scaled it, and I do not want it.
holy **** now I shall not fap to the image of your mom with a dildo.
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02-15-2009, 10:12 AM
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#155
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Huh?
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does the anus tickler smell?
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02-15-2009, 10:15 AM
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#156
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where did you find it??
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02-15-2009, 10:21 AM
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Banned
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f*cking gross bro. I'm going to laugh when your mom finds the pictures of her dildo on the puter and asks you about it.
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02-15-2009, 10:28 AM
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#158
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you sniff it brah??
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02-15-2009, 11:27 AM
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LMFAO, just reminded me of a friend of mine about 10 years back or so,
found his mums dildo in his parents porn stash and brought it out to show us.
He was pinned down and the dildo forced down his throat, still don't think he's recovered from it lol
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02-15-2009, 11:28 AM
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Get Reps or Fail Tryin
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this thread delivers, y hasnt op been modded repped
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02-15-2009, 11:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by L J
LMFAO, just reminded me of a friend of mine about 10 years back or so,
found his mums dildo in his parents porn stash and brought it out to show us.
He was pinned down and the dildo forced down his throat, still don't think he's recovered from it lol
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Holy ****.
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02-15-2009, 11:35 AM
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Take said purple toy, proceed to go to your room...turn on said toy, Make believe said toy is a light saber....make swooching and light saber noises....challenge mom to a duel...broadcast for the MISC.....
Guaranteed Profit!
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02-15-2009, 11:37 AM
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I actually fell off my chair lol'ing!! wish I could REP!!
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02-15-2009, 11:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmah6991
I'm ****ing scarred... but open for questions.
Edit: Pics of said item on page 3... with spoon.
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pics of mum NAO
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02-15-2009, 11:41 AM
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Quote:
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The misc asked and the misc shall receive!
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It's unopened?
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02-15-2009, 11:45 AM
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its black
your mum prey on young negros
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02-15-2009, 11:54 AM
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Facebook Antagoniser.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pacman777
I wouldn't normally take two looks at an old woman like that but now I know shes a dirty b*tch who pleasures herself with spoons and dildos, I'd f*ck the **** outta her.
Wait wut.
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x2. Knowing that shes into toys makes me want to ream her. Address brah?
Quote:
Originally Posted by L J
LMFAO, just reminded me of a friend of mine about 10 years back or so,
found his mums dildo in his parents porn stash and brought it out to show us.
He was pinned down and the dildo forced down his throat, still don't think he's recovered from it lol
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L M F A O 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sourgrapesz
its black
your mum prey on young negros
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Its purple fool.
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02-15-2009, 12:02 PM
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Banned
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pics of mom nao
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02-15-2009, 12:15 PM
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mum pic from a page back
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02-15-2009, 12:18 PM
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Op is ****ed
Funny thou
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02-15-2009, 12:21 PM
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I know i can't be the only person with a raging hard after reading this thread and looking at the pictures... anyways i agree with pacman777 on how i wouldn't normally even give this old bag two looks on the street, but now that i know she plays with toys, i want to **** her.
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02-15-2009, 12:29 PM
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ISSA Certified Trainer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ign_fan_4life
It's unopened?
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Thats what i've been thinking this whole time.
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02-15-2009, 01:17 PM
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LOL rep this guy!! posted pic of mom's dildo AND of mom.
The misc is grateful.
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02-15-2009, 04:27 PM
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hahaha wtf
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02-15-2009, 04:35 PM
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When she thinks of the OP whilst using it:
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02-15-2009, 05:10 PM
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lol at the last two posts
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02-15-2009, 06:19 PM
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Oh Lawdyyyy
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02-15-2009, 06:28 PM
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Not As Fat
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I precumed in my pants from reading this thread.
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02-15-2009, 06:42 PM
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Quote:
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Oh Lawdyyyy
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THIS!
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02-15-2009, 07:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
Why, because she's still sexual? What do you think, that as soon as people become parents they never have sex again? Or they get past 40 and dry up/go limp?
You do know how people become parents in the first place, right?
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Sex yes, sex toys gtfo.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ign_fan_4life
It's unopened?
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It's opened, I'm not taking that **** out of the box. Again. The box looks like it's been loved and if you look at the dildo again; the anus tickler, look closer. They've cut a little hole so the anus tickling vibrator thing can come out.
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