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02-04-2009, 12:08 PM
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#6241
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Stand Your Ground
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Utah
Stats: 5'10", 180 lbs
Posts: 5,409
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Anton
your avatar is OL DOLD OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BTW one of the managers where I work today called me a sexual deviant
I suspect hilarity will ensue tomorrow
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what kind of job?
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You can, and need to find a ground that you know you are suppose to stand on.. hence, stand your ground, this is the place where you know everything is as it should be for you. If you stand in a place where you know in your heart things are wrong, most things around you will never be right. Nagalfar
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02-04-2009, 12:28 PM
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#6242
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(No Hetro)
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: New Zealand
Age: 24
Stats: 5'9", 176 lbs
Posts: 1,531
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Hahahaha, ok now that i know the truth i can't stop laughing.
This is why i was depressed yesterday. (Copy and paste it from a message i sent to a friend yesterday)
"A couple friends of mine came over and we kinda have a small party going. One thing leads to another we ended extremely drunk and high from Valumes. Anyway all 3 of us were really high and drunk and one of us totally passed out.
2 of us left and we ended up make out. Thats all i can remember. From there i remember us having sex but only very small parts of it.
Ok the mess up bit is i can't find a used condom anywhere this morning and i am freaking out so bad.
Might have to give him a call soon. Even though i'm sure he is very safe but i can never know do i?
Emmm i messed up big time John and i'm sitting here at work scare ****less and depress."
Anyway, i finally get through to the bastard. His phone ran out of battery and i don't have his work number. He woke up to go to the bathroom and stepped on the used condom so he picked it up and flashed it down the toilet so that our other friend wouldn't find what was going on last night.
Now i can't stop laughing about the whole thing. Never had unprotected sex in my life and wasn't go to start EVER.
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Last edited by Superion; 02-04-2009 at 12:36 PM.
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02-04-2009, 12:34 PM
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#6243
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trvlr70
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Carolina
Age: 39
Posts: 7,134
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Good news
Whew!!!!
No go out and celebrate by picking up a hottie.
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Manners are free...so use them.
It's the friends you can call at 4:00 am that matter.
TWILOMIKE, thank you for being such a sweet friend. I'll never forget you. Glitter kisses, angel.
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02-04-2009, 01:26 PM
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#6244
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2008
Stats: 5'11"
Posts: 18
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Good day ladies!! How is everyone!
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02-04-2009, 01:51 PM
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#6245
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took your jerb
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Loves Park, Illinois, United States
Age: 29
Stats: 6'1", 184 lbs
Posts: 4,784
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BodyPoints: 2032
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Superion
He woke up to go to the bathroom and stepped on the used condom so he picked it up and flashed it down the toilet .
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All right, I wanna know why guys insist on flushing something that clearly doesn't belong in the pooper. Every time I pounded Casey, he would tell me to flush it, and then complain that there's a condom in his loo. And that guy John? - he did the same thing. Is this just a gay thing or does everyone drop 'em there?
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"I attach a weight to anything that serves my purpose." -- George Dance, "The Nautch Girl"
The Misc: A destroyer of souls and a creator of ass-holes. But a place to go for some lolz. - wouldlikemuscle
Give a noob a fish and he'll have a fish. Teach a noob something about fishing and he'll be able to stop asking dumb questions.
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02-04-2009, 04:07 PM
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#6246
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Age: 26
Stats: 5'10", 165 lbs
Posts: 221
BodyPoints: 1357
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Superion
Hahahaha, ok now that i know the truth i can't stop laughing.
This is why i was depressed yesterday. (Copy and paste it from a message i sent to a friend yesterday)
"A couple friends of mine came over and we kinda have a small party going. One thing leads to another we ended extremely drunk and high from Valumes. Anyway all 3 of us were really high and drunk and one of us totally passed out.
2 of us left and we ended up make out. Thats all i can remember. From there i remember us having sex but only very small parts of it.
Ok the mess up bit is i can't find a used condom anywhere this morning and i am freaking out so bad.
Might have to give him a call soon. Even though i'm sure he is very safe but i can never know do i?
Emmm i messed up big time John and i'm sitting here at work scare ****less and depress."
Anyway, i finally get through to the bastard. His phone ran out of battery and i don't have his work number. He woke up to go to the bathroom and stepped on the used condom so he picked it up and flashed it down the toilet so that our other friend wouldn't find what was going on last night.
Now i can't stop laughing about the whole thing. Never had unprotected sex in my life and wasn't go to start EVER.
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oh my, that would be scary for sure. now you can go out and have some more safe fun
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02-04-2009, 04:11 PM
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#6247
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Age: 26
Stats: 5'10", 165 lbs
Posts: 221
BodyPoints: 1357
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Quote:
Originally Posted by spanky1976
Good day ladies!! How is everyone!
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Ladies?? Havent noticed any ladies around here. You could have fooled me.
hehe j/k. Doing great man. nice and sore again today
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02-04-2009, 04:22 PM
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#6248
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2008
Stats: 5'11"
Posts: 18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alexander1983
Ladies?? Havent noticed any ladies around here. You could have fooled me.
hehe j/k. Doing great man. nice and sore again today
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Sorry! did i say ladies! i ment to say Strapping Young Men!
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02-04-2009, 06:51 PM
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#6249
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former "Shakiluvr"
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: California, United States
Age: 20
Stats: 5'9", 183 lbs
Posts: 2,521
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bhujerburan
All right, I wanna know why guys insist on flushing something that clearly doesn't belong in the pooper. Every time I pounded Casey, he would tell me to flush it, and then complain that there's a condom in his loo. And that guy John? - he did the same thing. Is this just a gay thing or does everyone drop 'em there?
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LOL!
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02-04-2009, 07:42 PM
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#6250
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Age: 26
Stats: 5'10", 165 lbs
Posts: 221
BodyPoints: 1357
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bhujerburan
All right, I wanna know why guys insist on flushing something that clearly doesn't belong in the pooper. Every time I pounded Casey, he would tell me to flush it, and then complain that there's a condom in his loo. And that guy John? - he did the same thing. Is this just a gay thing or does everyone drop 'em there?
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whichever happens to be closer the loo or trash can. i would take out the trash the same day though
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02-04-2009, 10:42 PM
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#6251
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Man ist was man isst. ∆
Join Date: Aug 2007
Stats: 5'10", 190 lbs
Posts: 3,524
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BodyPoints: 1475
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The most depressing and scariest day of your life involves getting high and looking for a used condom?
Pretty weak guy.
If you ever really do run into trouble, probably won't be able to handle it princess.
Asking for prayers
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02-04-2009, 11:50 PM
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#6252
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♥♥olibeast♥♥
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: London, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Age: 25
Stats: 5'8", 153 lbs
Posts: 13,742
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Heerrre we go again lol.
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Brit Thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=117568351
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
"There is no such thing as pain. It's just weakness leaving the body!"
Smash It Out On The Chest!!!
Brit Thread Orgy: WLM, olibeast, rozzr, Sabbra Cadabra, chriskav, Whey_Hey
Lifts at 19 Oct 09 / Current (kg)
B: 60x5 / 65x2
S: 70x5 / 80x2
DL: 100x5 / 115x1
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02-05-2009, 12:38 AM
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#6253
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Donut Lover
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Saint Louis, Missouri, United States
Age: 35
Posts: 1,111
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wouldlikemuscle
Heerrre we go again lol.
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wheres that popcorn eating smilie?
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02-05-2009, 04:00 AM
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#6254
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(No Hetro)
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: New Zealand
Age: 24
Stats: 5'9", 176 lbs
Posts: 1,531
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 12790
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Anton
The most depressing and scariest day of your life involves getting high and looking for a used condom?
Pretty weak guy.
If you ever really do run into trouble, probably won't be able to handle it princess.
Asking for prayers 
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Hey you, shut up :P
I'm very HIVphobia. I don't trow mine down the loo so it just never occure to me. And yeah... i hope i never have to run into bigger problems, HIV is such a joke anyway :P
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02-05-2009, 05:06 AM
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#6255
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Orangevale, California, United States
Age: 21
Stats: 5'11", 145 lbs
Posts: 5
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Rep Power: 0 
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im really looking to meet anyone haha but i figured the gay guys would be much more helpful well see haha
so i just started going back to the gym i wanna get a bigger chest bigger arms and cut abs
when lifting for my chest or arms i do 3 sets starting with 10reps light then 2nd set 8reps moving up then 3rd set 6-8 reps moving up again
i run everytime i go to the gym after im done working out
im taking multivitimans and creatine
i also am eating alot im always hungry i can eat dinner till im stuffed then a hour later be just as hungry am i eating to much? i have strong abs i just want to see them more its mostly the lower section that im not happy with
somebody please help me get started
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02-05-2009, 06:23 AM
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#6256
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Age: 25
Stats: 166 lbs
Posts: 90
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Anton
The most depressing and scariest day of your life involves getting high and looking for a used condom?
Pretty weak guy.
If you ever really do run into trouble, probably won't be able to handle it princess.
Asking for prayers 
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If you don't have anything nice to say...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superion
Hey you, shut up :P
I'm very HIVphobia. I don't trow mine down the loo so it just never occure to me. And yeah... i hope i never have to run into bigger problems, HIV is such a joke anyway :P
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Consider keeping your head clear enough that barebacking never happens.
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02-05-2009, 07:30 AM
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#6257
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 23
Posts: 244
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Thursday??
It is Thursday, isn't there something missing? I just can't quite put my hand around it.
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02-05-2009, 07:43 AM
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#6258
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Stats: 6'2", 210 lbs
Posts: 2,533
BodyPoints: 11802
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gary124
It is Thursday, isn't there something missing? I just can't quite put my hand around it.
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yes;first, no hot water, then dog didnt want 2 go out, then, no pretty boy thurs. pic ..... ugh!
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Xanthine is an immediate neg.
My newest, favorite site; didn't know there was a support group for people w/large penii.
http://www.LPSG.org/index.php?referrerid=297191
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02-05-2009, 07:44 AM
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#6259
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took your jerb
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Loves Park, Illinois, United States
Age: 29
Stats: 6'1", 184 lbs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gary124
It is Thursday, isn't there something missing? I just can't quite put my hand around it.
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Give him time. It's only 8:44.
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"I attach a weight to anything that serves my purpose." -- George Dance, "The Nautch Girl"
The Misc: A destroyer of souls and a creator of ass-holes. But a place to go for some lolz. - wouldlikemuscle
Give a noob a fish and he'll have a fish. Teach a noob something about fishing and he'll be able to stop asking dumb questions.
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02-05-2009, 07:57 AM
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#6260
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ibimusbtms
yes;first, no hot water, then dog didnt want 2 go out, then, no pretty boy thurs. pic ..... ugh!
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I hope our day gets better. It can't get worse.
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02-05-2009, 07:58 AM
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#6261
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 23
Posts: 244
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bhujerburan
Give him time. It's only 8:44.
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IS IT TIME YET, IS IT TIME YET, IS IT TIME YET............
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02-05-2009, 08:00 AM
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#6262
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took your jerb
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Loves Park, Illinois, United States
Age: 29
Stats: 6'1", 184 lbs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gary124
IS IT TIME YET, IS IT TIME YET, IS IT TIME YET............
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Don't make me turn this car around.
I'll try to dig up some eye candy while we wait.
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"I attach a weight to anything that serves my purpose." -- George Dance, "The Nautch Girl"
The Misc: A destroyer of souls and a creator of ass-holes. But a place to go for some lolz. - wouldlikemuscle
Give a noob a fish and he'll have a fish. Teach a noob something about fishing and he'll be able to stop asking dumb questions.
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02-05-2009, 08:03 AM
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took your jerb
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Loves Park, Illinois, United States
Age: 29
Stats: 6'1", 184 lbs
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Eye candy while we wait for pretty boy Thursday
Jessie Pavelka
Would love to f*ck his brains out...
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"I attach a weight to anything that serves my purpose." -- George Dance, "The Nautch Girl"
The Misc: A destroyer of souls and a creator of ass-holes. But a place to go for some lolz. - wouldlikemuscle
Give a noob a fish and he'll have a fish. Teach a noob something about fishing and he'll be able to stop asking dumb questions.
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02-05-2009, 08:03 AM
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#6264
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bhujerburan
Don't make me turn this car around.
I'll try to dig up some eye candy while we wait.
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OK, IS IT TIME YET???
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02-05-2009, 08:05 AM
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#6265
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♥♥olibeast♥♥
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: London, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Age: 25
Stats: 5'8", 153 lbs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gary124
OK, IS IT TIME YET???
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Patience young grasshopper!!
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Brit Thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=117568351
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
"There is no such thing as pain. It's just weakness leaving the body!"
Smash It Out On The Chest!!!
Brit Thread Orgy: WLM, olibeast, rozzr, Sabbra Cadabra, chriskav, Whey_Hey
Lifts at 19 Oct 09 / Current (kg)
B: 60x5 / 65x2
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DL: 100x5 / 115x1
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02-05-2009, 08:05 AM
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#6266
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18guns
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Palm Springs, California, United States
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pretty boy thursday
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02-05-2009, 08:08 AM
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#6267
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wouldlikemuscle
Patience young grasshopper!!
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OK, I am taking a deep breath.........IS IT TIME YET??
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02-05-2009, 08:09 AM
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#6268
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took your jerb
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Loves Park, Illinois, United States
Age: 29
Stats: 6'1", 184 lbs
Posts: 4,784
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Whoa, worth the wait!
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"I attach a weight to anything that serves my purpose." -- George Dance, "The Nautch Girl"
The Misc: A destroyer of souls and a creator of ass-holes. But a place to go for some lolz. - wouldlikemuscle
Give a noob a fish and he'll have a fish. Teach a noob something about fishing and he'll be able to stop asking dumb questions.
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02-05-2009, 08:09 AM
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#6269
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indygary
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My day is so complete today. All in the world is in harmony.
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02-05-2009, 08:10 AM
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#6270
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♥♥olibeast♥♥
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: London, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Age: 25
Stats: 5'8", 153 lbs
Posts: 13,742
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 26662
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indygary
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Drools!!!!
See... that was worth having a bit of patience.
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Brit Thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=117568351
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
"There is no such thing as pain. It's just weakness leaving the body!"
Smash It Out On The Chest!!!
Brit Thread Orgy: WLM, olibeast, rozzr, Sabbra Cadabra, chriskav, Whey_Hey
Lifts at 19 Oct 09 / Current (kg)
B: 60x5 / 65x2
S: 70x5 / 80x2
DL: 100x5 / 115x1
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