MANSERS-from a WOMAN...ask and you shall receive!

[mchenrycruiser]

Originally Posted by HabitualHealth

why do you continue to post in here? really?

because if I didnt, it would stop being entertaining and nobody would read it. If u didnt get attention,it woiuld hurt your feelings and that inturn would HURT me,babydoll.

[user23960508710788]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

because if I didnt, it would stop being entertaining and nobody would read it. If u didnt get attention,it woiuld hurt your feelings and that inturn would HURT me,babydoll.

lol there's so many guys on here that without the power of the internet would seriously be doing nothing more than sitting in their basements dressed in S&M gear and having sex with their decapitated blow-up dolls, every now and then stopping to put their hand over an open flame while laughing hysterically. but then the internet happened, and these people filled up the misc and 4chan.

[HabitualHealth]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

because if I didnt, it would stop being entertaining and nobody would read it. If u didnt get attention,it woiuld hurt your feelings and that inturn would HURT me,babydoll.

i can't thank you enough for your 18 pages of input. *wipes sweat off brow* it would be nothing without you.


ps-i'm pretty sure you calling me babydoll is equiv or worse to chewing down curdled milk.

Originally Posted by BigLifter85

lol there's so many guys on here that without the power of the internet would seriously be doing nothing more than sitting in their basements dressed in S&M gear and having sex with their decapitated blow-up dolls, every now and then stopping to put their hand over an open flame while laughing hysterically. but then the internet happened, and these people filled up the misc and 4chan.

*queue mchineyhead*

[mchenrycruiser]

Originally Posted by HabitualHealth

i can't thank you enough for your 18 pages of input. *wipes sweat off brow* it would be nothing without you.


ps-i'm pretty sure you calling me babydoll is equiv or worse to chewing down curdled milk.

*queue mchineyhead*

at ur advanced age, I could probably suckle curdled milk from ur nipples.

[simplycountry]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

obviously,white knight,youll side with hh. Your old, overweight and not very attractive........

Of course I will side with HH! She is a lady with some class! As far as being old and overweight lol, an insult from you means about as much as cowchit on my boot. It stinks and wipes off easily. I am however thankful that you dont find me attractive. I shall sleep much easier knowing that than the children and small animals will in your neighborhood!!!

[mchenrycruiser]

Originally Posted by simplycountry

Of course I will side with HH! She is a lady with some class! As far as being old and overweight lol, an insult from you means about as much as cowchit on my boot. It stinks and wipes off easily. I am however thankful that you dont find me attractive. I shall sleep much easier knowing that than the children and small animals will in your neighborhood!!!

I wasnt creating witty insults, I was making FACTUAL statements. Speaking of things that stink and wipe away easy......just ask bb about her pubes...at her advanced age,they are either grey or falling out....just likes yours i presume.

[marcodeniro]

Originally Posted by HabitualHealth

um yea no, i wouldn't want her to see your posts in here.


you might get that freedom sooner than expected. haha

Freedom whats that ????
Excellent workout tonight followed by hour and half of cardio . I feel great. Her daughter did cardio with me. she wants to hit hard with me over the next 2 weeks ~~maybe be more motivation~~who knows. I am still taking t.v out of room lol ~~dont care what names u call me

[simplycountry]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

I wasnt creating witty insults, I was making FACTUAL statements. Speaking of things that stink and wipe away easy......just ask bb about her pubes...at her advanced age,they are either grey or falling out....just likes yours i presume.

Exactly what I expected you to say Lmao!!

[aquresh]

Habitual....I think u missed my question...#505 (last page)
Thx

[HabitualHealth]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

at ur advanced age, I could probably suckle curdled milk from ur nipples.

dont kid yourself...you couldn't "probably" anything with me.

Originally Posted by aquresh

HH,

Interesting thread...with a lot of interesting/crazy comments. Dunno why but i always get a good laugh at some of the things posted on here!

I read thru a good bit, but not all of it...you seem to have an interesting point of view to alot of the legit questions posted on here, so heres another one to ponder on:

i have a few female friends...really good friends that are overweight, who have amazing personalities and all that, but always seem to complain about not finding a good-looking, athletic guy (mostly because they are scared to approach any or talk to any cos of their weight). They always talk about trying to lose weight, but never do anything or are not motivated enough to get started on the right track. So how can a I approach them to offer advice without offending them? I've tried to in the past, and all I get is "oh, so you think I'm fat huh"
I have indirectly tried to hint to them several times that I am willing to help by going to the gym with them and teaching them about nutrition and all that, but it doesnt seem to work.
Sometimes I just wanna be straight up and say "well, if you ever want to get that dream guy of yours, you need to cut down a bit" (now I know even the big girls in some cases can get a good looking guy...but lets leave that outta the question).

BTW, very impressive transformation...you look like a completely different person!

thanks so much for the compliment.

as for the chicas....like mentioned before, women aren't going to take "hints" that create action. they will talk about it allllllll day long and never do anything until they actually are for real and ready. the only thing you can really do is maybe next time they start talking about working out jump in with enthusiasm and say let's do it! tell them DIRECTLY you'll help them with their diet and help keep them motivated. maybe plan a goal for a group outing or something if they reach their goals or something.

i prob wouldn't go with the "you're not gonna get a guy like that until..." line. truth is, deep down, they already know why guys like that aren't attracted to them physically. when i was overweight i never really got the concept behind it...sure, there are straight up shallow people out there but i think more often than not a guy/girl wants someone they can share their interests, goals, etc with. someone who understands the lifestyle and works toward it. after my transformation, i see that more clearly now. i can't see myself dating a guy who isn't somewhat interested in living a healthy lifestyle. it just wouldn't mesh.

Originally Posted by aquresh

Habitual....I think u missed my question...#505 (last page)
Thx

[mchenrycruiser]

hh:even from miles away ,ill could find a way to macgiver my way into ur panties

[Punisher1012]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

hh:even from miles away ,ill could find a way to macgiver my way into ur panties

your game is not enough for hh? you might as well start asking her for advice while you're at it(no white knight)

[shadowsfall19]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

at ur advanced age, I could probably suckle curdled milk from ur nipples.

At your advanced age...I wasn't a frustrated virgin bashing people on the internet.

[HabitualHealth]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

hh:even from miles away ,ill could find a way to macgiver my way into ur panties

you need to find a way to grammar/spellcheck

[_dopamine_]

Do you think women in their mid-late twenties rate great sex as one of the best qualities a man can provide?

[dougdrums]

I guess this question will fit here... How does one motivate, inspire, help, etc. get their girlfriend into a good healthy routine without being an a$$ about it. She has mentioned several times needing to "loose some weight" or "get into shape" but hasn't really made any life changes. She eats slightly better when i'm around and in general because of the changes i've made, (high blood pressure and cholesterol are a good excuse for me needing to eat healthy foods all the time) and she knows that I work out 4 times a week, but she doesn't seem like she ever wants to talk about it so i avoid the details of my fitness journey usually with her. I want to be supportive but without being pushy. Thoughts?

[cjh156]

Originally Posted by marcodeniro

It kind of slipped out. I was trying to get her to go to gym with me and it just kind of rolled out b4 I knew it. Well I will keep up and use pointers to try to positively motivate not berate. I see all these transformations and I am like damn why cant she do it. Its frustrating

Been there and done that. I've been super frustrated, but in the end she has to want it herself and the more you push the more she will push back.
Right now I still struggle wiht getting my wife to be consistant, but she is doing much much better. She's lost 10 pounds in the last 2 months, and as she does so her motivation goes up.

Another key is to find an activity outside the gym she loves, not every one can be a gym rat, my wife loves to boat and air chair, she wants to look good in a bikini because of it, plus she loses weight while in the water.

[greatestman]

If a chick says if I didn't have a boyfriend, would you be mine? is that a hint or what?

[marcodeniro]

Originally Posted by dougdrums

I guess this question will fit here... How does one motivate, inspire, help, etc. get their girlfriend into a good healthy routine without being an a$$ about it. She has mentioned several times needing to "loose some weight" or "get into shape" but hasn't really made any life changes. She eats slightly better when i'm around and in general because of the changes i've made, (high blood pressure and cholesterol are a good excuse for me needing to eat healthy foods all the time) and she knows that I work out 4 times a week, but she doesn't seem like she ever wants to talk about it so i avoid the details of my fitness journey usually with her. I want to be supportive but without being pushy. Thoughts?

I swear its a touchy subject. If we call it like we see it .. we will 4ever b the ashole or insensitive jerk. when in reality we are the opposite and really care about our lady to give a care and not go nail the cardio bunny that keeps cornering us in the gym

[HabitualHealth]

Originally Posted by _dopamine_

Do you think women in their mid-late twenties rate great sex as one of the best qualities a man can provide?

gaaah i certainly hope not. if so, you prob want to find a girl with a lil more substance.

me personally? HELL NO. not the best quality by any stretch. important...but not most important.

[mchenrycruiser]

Originally Posted by HabitualHealth

gaaah i certainly hope not. if so, you prob want to find a girl with a lil more substance.

me personally? HELL NO. not the best quality by any stretch. important...but not most important.

money and job status is what tops the list. But hh will diagree,but remember,she was fat. She took anyone she could get.

[mchenrycruiser]

Originally Posted by HabitualHealth

you need to find a way to grammar/spellcheck

when you have nothing articulate or witty to respond with,attack the grammar....thats the number 1 rule of the misc. Nice glamour shot by the way

[cjh156]

Originally Posted by HabitualHealth

gaaah i certainly hope not. if so, you prob want to find a girl with a lil more substance.

me personally? HELL NO. not the best quality by any stretch. important...but not most important.

Truly great sex has to have communication, so I think it's one of the top 3 when it comes to long term relationships. It kind of brings everything together, plus if you're still having great and regular sex 10 years in you must have a strong relationship

[stealing]

Hello, i'm wondering if I can get some help here miss..

I have a girlfriend that thinks i'm hot, and has alot of sex with me.. actually too much, I can't keep up with her Libido. If I happen not to have sex with her more then once a day she gets all pissy towards me. I always get her to go off before I ever do.

She never tells me she loves me, nor does she talk about anything bothering her. She complains to other people about stuff, but i'm usually the last one to know. I told her to talk to me when things bother her, but she never does unless I really question her about things.

My girlfriend is not overly hot, she is a litle bigger, but thats what I like. I like her for her. Her personality.

Now I am moving to NB, and told her she didn't have to come if she didn't want to, but she dropped everything to move across the country with me. I tried to question her about her motives, and told her if shes just coming because she likes my body, and the like, not to come. But she insisted this one time that she does love me.

My girlfriend is 18 - soon 19 and I believe she's just following a "crush" love. She just told me that when you find the one, you will do anything to be with them. I also wonder if shes just playing me, or if she's just a little timid about saying stuff because I am older, smarter, and real good looking(well at least for her) . I think she's just clinging on to me because i'm the best looking guy shes been with(not saying i'm the best looking guy out there), and I treat her with respect, like a woman should be treated(except in bed when things can change ). I know I sound egotistic, but i'm stating facts.

Anyway, sorry for writing the story of my life, but i'm wondering if it's beneficial to hang onto someone that is special, or am I just wasting my time with someone whos just to young to realize love, and dosn't know what she wants yet?

[stealing]

BTW.. your looking great CC, and congradulations on all the BB accomplishments .

[mchenrycruiser]

Originally Posted by stealing

Hello, i'm wondering if I can get some help here miss..

I have a girlfriend that thinks i'm hot, and has alot of sex with me.. actually too much, I can't keep up with her Libido. If I happen not to have sex with her more then once a day she gets all pissy towards me. I always get her to go off before I ever do.

She never tells me she loves me, nor does she talk about anything bothering her. She complains to other people about stuff, but i'm usually the last one to know. I told her to talk to me when things bother her, but she never does unless I really question her about things.

My girlfriend is not overly hot, she is a litle bigger, but thats what I like. I like her for her. Her personality.

Now I am moving to NB, and told her she didn't have to come if she didn't want to, but she dropped everything to move across the country with me. I tried to question her about her motives, and told her if shes just coming because she likes my body, and the like, not to come. But she insisted this one time that she does love me.

My girlfriend is 18 - soon 19 and I believe she's just following a "crush" love. She just told me that when you find the one, you will do anything to be with them. I also wonder if shes just playing me, or if she's just a little timid about saying stuff because I am older, smarter, and real good looking(well at least for her) . I think she's just clinging on to me because i'm the best looking guy shes been with(not saying i'm the best looking guy out there), and I treat her with respect, like a woman should be treated(except in bed when things can change ). I know I sound egotistic, but i'm stating facts.

Anyway, sorry for writing the story of my life, but i'm wondering if it's beneficial to hang onto someone that is special, or am I just wasting my time with someone whos just to young to realize love, and dosn't know what she wants yet?

your 20,shes 19...........number 1: noone is gonna move across the country for a guy shes using.Thats stupid. Shes fat anyways,beggars cant be users. Number 2: your a young man ,u will NOT marry her.even if you did it would end badly in divorce. Leave this whale now.[yes saving this thread] IM sure hh will give you opposing advice when "tampon tonight" begins.

[wrenny420]

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

your 20,shes 19...........number 1: noone is gonna move across the country for a guy shes using.Thats stupid. Shes fat anyways,beggars cant be users. Number 2: your a young man ,u will NOT marry her.even if you did it would end badly in divorce. Leave this whale now.[yes saving this thread] IM sure hh will give you opposing advice when "tampon tonight" begins.

dear henrymcruiser

so me and this chick during HS made a pact if we weren't married by 25 we'd **** each other. well i'm married and so is she. how can i make this pact still come true?

[Al_Pal]

why are women like you, that have it all figured out, always single with terrible and lonely love lives?

[Al_Pal]

Originally Posted by wrenny420

dear henrymcruiser

so me and this chick during HS made a pact if we weren't married by 25 we'd **** each other. well i'm married and so is she. how can i make this pact still come true?

see you already ****ed it up... when she made that pact with you is when you should have ****ed. clearly she was asking for it and you just missed.

McC doesnt actually get pussy.

[HabitualHealth]

Originally Posted by greatestman

If a chick says if I didn't have a boyfriend, would you be mine? is that a hint or what?

prob a good sign she has a crush or at least thinking about life on the other side of the fence.

Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

when you have nothing articulate or witty to respond with,attack the grammar....thats the number 1 rule of the misc. Nice glamour shot by the way

and when you're an idiot and have nothing intelligent to say...attack someone you feel inferior to. i get it. number 1 rule in mchenry's world.

Originally Posted by cjh156

Truly great sex has to have communication, so I think it's one of the top 3 when it comes to long term relationships. It kind of brings everything together, plus if you're still having great and regular sex 10 years in you must have a strong relationship

communication would be the key here for me. if there's not a connection/chemistry/interest...sex wont be good for me. i do agree you must have a solid communication line.