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Originally Posted by BendinSteel
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With my magic wang.
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The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright.
He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass.
Five long years he wore this watch, up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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