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08-19-2008, 02:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by namtaB
Weren't you just advocating in another thread that guys should go down on a girl while she's on her period drawing comparisons to eat being like eating a bloody steak. Now you're saying its offensive for a guy to slap his dick on your face?
Are you for real? Or just stupid?
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good memory for my posts, suprising.
I don't advocate slapping (with any part of your body) during, or not during sex, unless you know your partner is into that.
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08-19-2008, 02:14 PM
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#92
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Chew.Crew.Supplier.
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rofl " u dont dick slap someone u care about"
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08-19-2008, 02:14 PM
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#93
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Cutting season is over
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what about choking?
nothing better than a good "i hate you" choke
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08-19-2008, 02:51 PM
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#94
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Originally Posted by Pumpin45_s
You slapped your girlfriend's face with your dick f*ckin moron. It's degrading. That is why she is mad; nothing more, nothing less. There's lots of things in porno movies that girls in real life don't like.
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LMAO Someday you'll learn women like a LOT of things they won't admit...
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08-19-2008, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Jenflower2
Not everyone likes to be slapped in the face with a penis.
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Agreed (no homo).
OP, she was just startled.
lol though, seriously.
5 stars; would read again.
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08-20-2008, 12:42 PM
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#96
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...on both sides
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Originally Posted by thedrivenone
orly? like wat?
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don't know if you're serious or not but I'll list some things females generally do not like. Facials, anal, doing anal then sucking the guys cock, doing vaginal then sucking the guys cock, shoving the girls head on his cock to give him a bj, calling her a f*ckin slut, cumming in her ass, slapping the girl's ass repeatedly, smacking their cock on the females vagina, etc...
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Originally Posted by brianphi
LMAO Someday you'll learn women like a LOT of things they won't admit...
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Well, I don't go for the dirty whores, so that's probably where we differ
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08-20-2008, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ReadsTheMisc
Aight it had been a week since i seen her b/c she went on vc to florida and we started fooling around. She starts giving me a bj and it felt really good (maby since it had been a while) and i started to get really sensitive and felt like i wanted to burst. Now this is when things went sour, I tell her to stop so she stops. Just as she is about to start again I tap my dick on her chin and mouth really quick(seen in porn that if you slap your dick in a girl you dont cum as fast). She backs away and gives a pissed off look and tells me you dont dickslap some1 you care about. She stops performing oral and stays pissed until i left.
Wtf. i think she is overeacting, i dont know what happened in FL or if she meet a guy there. Her friend did tell me they hung out with some guys there so i dont know what to think.
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LMFAO at pretending to be a pornstar omfg..
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08-20-2008, 12:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpin45_s
don't know if you're serious or not but I'll list some things females generally do not like. Facials, anal, doing anal then sucking the guys cock, doing vaginal then sucking the guys cock, shoving the girls head on his cock to give him a bj, calling her a f*ckin slut, cumming in her ass, slapping the girl's ass repeatedly, smacking their cock on the females vagina, etc...
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i'm glad the one i married likes just about all that.
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08-20-2008, 12:50 PM
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haha!! classic
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08-20-2008, 12:53 PM
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Told an Ex i was gonna give her a mushroom tattoo right on her forhead, she leaned forward i gave her a nice meaty smack right on the dome, i regret it still. That friggin hurt, with no tattoo on her end 
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08-20-2008, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ReadsTheMisc
Aight it had been a week since i seen her b/c she went on vc to florida and we started fooling around. She starts giving me a bj and it felt really good (maby since it had been a while) and i started to get really sensitive and felt like i wanted to burst. Now this is when things went sour, I tell her to stop so she stops. Just as she is about to start again I tap my dick on her chin and mouth really quick(seen in porn that if you slap your dick in a girl you dont cum as fast). She backs away and gives a pissed off look and tells me you dont dickslap some1 you care about. She stops performing oral and stays pissed until i left.
Wtf. i think she is overeacting, i dont know what happened in FL or if she meet a guy there. Her friend did tell me they hung out with some guys there so i dont know what to think.
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i dickslap my dates all the time; they just eat it up even more. shes being too sensitive.
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08-20-2008, 01:15 PM
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Man that is really funny. Just tell her it was an accident and wait till she gets over it.
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08-20-2008, 01:53 PM
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finally probationless
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ahahah good **** son
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08-20-2008, 01:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by joelz54_99
Man that is really funny. Just tell her it was an accident and wait till she gets over it.
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hahaha ya ok a week later - "oh did I do that? Clumsy me, oops!"
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08-20-2008, 04:16 PM
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best thread in a long ass time... i love cock slapping girls. its very entertaining. 5 stars would read again.
and all the people that are anti cock slap in here... lighten the **** up
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08-20-2008, 04:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ReadsTheMisc
Aight it had been a week since i seen her b/c she went on vc to florida and we started fooling around. She starts giving me a bj and it felt really good (maby since it had been a while) and i started to get really sensitive and felt like i wanted to burst. Now this is when things went sour, I tell her to stop so she stops. Just as she is about to start again I tap my dick on her chin and mouth really quick(seen in porn that if you slap your dick in a girl you dont cum as fast). She backs away and gives a pissed off look and tells me you dont dickslap some1 you care about. She stops performing oral and stays pissed until i left.
Wtf. i think she is overeacting, i dont know what happened in FL or if she meet a guy there. Her friend did tell me they hung out with some guys there so i dont know what to think.
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Damn brah, she never gets mad at me when I do it.
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08-20-2008, 05:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hazard52003
repped because you're a woman
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Fixed that for you.
Pro cock slapper here.
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08-20-2008, 05:51 PM
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#108
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I know she over reacted but she still claims it was degrading to be dick slaped while her brother was downstairs (also the fact that i kept laughing dint help the situation). The thing thst got me is why she got so upset cause usually she is a trooper. She does swallow although she told me she does only cuase she loves me. We have a pretty normal sex life nothing out of the ordinary. Anyway im seeing her tomorrow so ill keep you all posted.
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08-20-2008, 06:04 PM
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Your girl was probably dickslapped in FL by some guy and it brought back the fresh memory of being a slut while on vacation. She's definitely overreacting. I have done worse things to my past GFs.
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