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How do I tell my girlfriend that MMA is more important than her?
Any ideas to let her down softly?
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06-11-2008, 08:28 AM
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dont do it, or all the MMA in the world cant help you.
hell have no fury..
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06-11-2008, 08:29 AM
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pull the triangle choke nice n' tight while you say: "do you see what happens, [insert name here]? do you see what happens when you mess with the warrior?!"
and then calmly state that one of you should leave.
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06-11-2008, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by DangerDan
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i just said to mine, look here bitch, gym, mma and football are more important than you, so dont bother me if im doing either one of them or ill drop you like a sack of **** 
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06-11-2008, 08:29 AM
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Cool story, bro.
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Vagina punch.
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06-11-2008, 08:29 AM
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Can I choke you?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DangerDan
Any ideas to let her down softly?
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So you're saying you want to be single...because that's what will happen.
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06-11-2008, 08:30 AM
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Can I choke you?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Smitty77
pull the triangle choke nice n' tight while you say: "do you see what happens, [insert name here]? do you see what happens when you mess with the warrior?!"
and then calmly state that one of you should leave.
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nice scrubs quote!
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06-11-2008, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben6485
nice scrubs quote!
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don't care how far in the red you are... reps for catching that.
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06-11-2008, 08:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Smitty77
pull the triangle choke nice n' tight while you say: "do you see what happens, [insert name here]? do you see what happens when you mess with the warrior?!"
and then calmly state that one of you should leave.
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DAMMIT! Ben called it first!
Epic lol over here in Texas. Haha. High five BENNY BOY!
And you too Smitty!
I bought Shower Shorts because of that show.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Last edited by Project_C; 06-11-2008 at 08:40 AM.
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06-11-2008, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Project_C
I bought Shower Shorts because of that show.
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shower shorts ain't **** with out the shower wallet.
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06-11-2008, 08:40 AM
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Can I choke you?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Project_C
DAMMIT! Ben called it first!
Epic lol over here in Texas. Haha. High give BENNY BOY!
And you too Smitty!
I bought Shower Shorts because of that show.
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Did it come with a shower wallet??
thanks smitty, only about 2500 deep now
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06-11-2008, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Smitty77
shower shorts ain't **** with out the shower wallet.
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Whoo-tish! "Ow..."
I cried at the end of that episode. 
Didn't know Ben (character on show) was dead.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
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06-11-2008, 08:43 AM
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Can I choke you?
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Whoo-tish! "Ow..."
I cried at the end of that episode.
Didn't know Ben (character on show) was dead. |
That whole time he was sick on the show it was a few confusing episodes
Scrubs is my fav. TV show of all time
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06-11-2008, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben6485
That whole time he was sick on the show it was a few confusing episodes
Scrubs is my fav. TV show of all time
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Yeah. I'm glad I'm part time at Best Buy. Lol.
"Oh hey look Scrubs. Oh Loss Prevention is off? What? The sensors are down. HOLY JESUS! IT'S ZAKK WYLDE!"
But I have paid for all products and resources I have in my apartment.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
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06-11-2008, 08:52 AM
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Can't stop the YOB...
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Originally Posted by Ben6485
Scrubs is my fav. TV show of all time
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great show... instead of making up drinking games while watching, i usually suggest that every time elliot takes her top off, everyone should masturbate...
well, i'll just say that circle jerks don't really work so well anymore...
the last one to go on the cracker refuses to eat it... bah, it's just a hassle.
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06-11-2008, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Smitty77
great show... instead of making up drinking games while watching, i usually suggest that every time elliot takes her top off, everyone should masturbate...
well, i'll just say that circle jerks don't really work so well anymore...
the last one to go on the cracker refuses to eat it... bah, it's just a hassle.
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You have found the Saltine?
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
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06-11-2008, 08:58 AM
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HAHA
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06-11-2008, 08:59 AM
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Tell her you are doing MMA for her protection against gorillas.
She will think you are sweet.
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06-11-2008, 09:09 AM
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yip... and here i am with a can of chicken noodle soup in one hand and a dilemma (what to do with said saltine) in the other.
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06-11-2008, 09:17 AM
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Tell her you are doing MMA for her protection against gorillas.
She will think you are sweet.
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Unless they live in Vietnam, I don't think that'll fly.
Or... YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE RACIST JOKES!? 
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
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06-11-2008, 09:35 AM
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or he could just explain that mma is nothing more than a series of sexual maneuvers like the kama sutra, teach her to properly secure a weiner-lock, and report his results back to us...
everyone wins.
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06-11-2008, 01:15 PM
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Vagina punch.
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Boob punch hurts more....:P
Btw best idea to let down a woman is be a complete jerk to her. Just lay on the a-hole REAL thick, I am dead serious...And if she doesn't support your training she isn't worth your time imo.
and scrubs is the best show ever..
www.watchscrubs.net ftw...
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06-11-2008, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Tough_Lil_Girl
Boob punch hurts more....:P
Btw best idea to let down a woman is be a complete jerk to her. Just lay on the a-hole REAL thick, I am dead serious...And if she doesn't support your training she isn't worth your time imo.
and scrubs is the best show ever..
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My favorite quote ever on Scrubs is
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes"
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06-11-2008, 01:44 PM
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i split up with a girl because of the amount of time i spent at the gym. my reasoning was "im 21 years old, i need to do this now. youll always be there, the opportunities for me to fight wont." she got hissy and split with me. meh...anyways i gave up fighting not long after that, then had kids and stuff. its gonna be a while before i start fighting again, much as id like to.
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06-11-2008, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ben6485
My favorite quote ever on Scrubs is
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes"
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ha!
one of my personal favorites:
"lady, people aren't chocolates. d'ya know what they are? bastards. bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling, but i don't find them half as annoying as naive bubble-headed optimists that vomit sunshine."
here's some fun... the dr. cox random insult generator:
http://tvcomedies.about.com/library/...cox_quotes.htm
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06-11-2008, 05:35 PM
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i told my ex GF that I have to work ,then MMA, then i've to do band practise, and in any other time I have we can meet up.
But I didnt love her at that stage, just wasnt man enuf to break up with her.
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06-11-2008, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Smitty77
ha!
one of my personal favorites:
"lady, people aren't chocolates. d'ya know what they are? bastards. bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling, but i don't find them half as annoying as naive bubble-headed optimists that vomit sunshine."
here's some fun... the dr. cox random insult generator:
http://tvcomedies.about.com/library/...cox_quotes.htm |
thats a good one too
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06-11-2008, 08:38 PM
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LOL ... are you serious?
Why the hell are you with her if thats the case?
Trust me man .. no woman will ever want to be second to anything or anyone ...
Just figure out how to spend a balanced time between you and her ...
Or see if you can get her interested in it too ?
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06-11-2008, 08:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Smitty77
pull the triangle choke nice n' tight while you say: "do you see what happens, [insert name here]? do you see what happens when you mess with the warrior?!"
and then calmly state that one of you should leave.
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LOL that was the funniest line I have ever heard on scrubs. I swear I rewinded like 10 times and lol'd for 5 min straight.
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06-11-2008, 08:40 PM
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Can I choke you?
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LOL that was the funniest line I have ever heard on scrubs. I swear I rewinded like 10 times and lol'd for 5 min straight.
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im watching that on my computer tonight
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