Farewell: The Official Irishluck MISC Retirement Speech
I don't know where to start.
Many of you newcomers may have no idea who I am. I haven't been around much in the last few months becuase I've been doing photoshoots, seminars, etc.
I'm the guy who nailed his ex-girlfriend sister and am now dating the sister. I made arguably the most epic thread in the history of the MISC. It was later deleted by a mod for reasons we won't delve into because quite honestly, it's not even worth it anymore.
Over the past three years, I've read and posted more bizarre things than one could ever imagine. From Doctor Swole stories to "Do I have potential?," from Vince Young arguments (which I was right about, go ahead and search it) to the Sex Section.
The more I think about how the misc has changed over the past year, the more I'm glad this will be my last post.
The trolls are no longer funny, anything that mentions "black and white" in the same thread is closed and deemed racist, people somehow worshipping nobodies like H4te who would've been ostracized back in the good ole' days, people like BigMane still being around and not ousted with his god knows how many thousands of posts that average 3 words each, idiots like Noedr, who thought he was black until everyone basically told him he wasn't and he soon embraced his Dominican nationality, still being around, etc. The list goes on.
The freedom of speech is gone.
For all of my supporters through the years with my gains that put me in a bodybuilding magazine (with many more to come), I thank you. The list is too long to mention names.
I know many of you may have expected more out of me in a last post, but honestly, I'm tired of wasting my time on here. It was fun.
I won't go out with a ban as many may expect, but as always, I have the last word. If you're an avid bodybuilding magazine reader, let's put it this way, you'll be seeing a lot of me in the future. Mention "Irishluck" when you're shaking my hand and posing with me at the Arnold next year, and I'll give you a free autograph.
There will be no replies from me, so don't expect any. This is my last post ever on the now famous MISC section.
The next time you will hear from me is when I give my MISC Hall of Fame speech, which we all know will never happen.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
peace dude, most of these people are new and have no idea who you are. I remember the girlfriend/sister thread was hilarious.
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LET'S GO!
Throw away your logic and kick reason to the curb! Beautifully following the golden road!
If there's a wall we knock it down! It's a road built with these hands!
Many of you newcomers may have no idea who I am. I haven't been around much in the last few months becuase I've been doing photoshoots, seminars, etc.
I'm the guy who nailed his ex-girlfriend sister and am now dating the sister. I made arguably the most epic thread in the history of the MISC. It was later deleted by a mod for reasons we won't delve into because quite honestly, it's not even worth it anymore.
Over the past three years, I've read and posted more bizarre things than one could ever imagine. From Doctor Swole stories to "Do I have potential?," from Vince Young arguments (which I was right about, go ahead and search it) to the Sex Section.
The more I think about how the misc has changed over the past year, the more I'm glad this will be my last post.
The trolls are no longer funny, anything that mentions "black and white" in the same thread is closed and deemed racist, people somehow worshipping nobodies like H4te who would've been ostracized back in the good ole' days, people like BigMane still being around and not ousted with his god knows how many thousands of posts that average 3 words each, idiots like Noedr, who thought he was black until everyone basically told him he wasn't and he soon embraced his Dominican nationality, still being around, etc. The list goes on.
The freedom of speech is gone.
For all of my supporters through the years with my gains that put me in a bodybuilding magazine (with many more to come), I thank you. The list is too long to mention names.
I know many of you may have expected more out of me in a last post, but honestly, I'm tired of wasting my time on here. It was fun.
I won't go out with a ban as many may expect, but as always, I have the last word. If you're an avid bodybuilding magazine reader, let's put it this way, you'll be seeing a lot of me in the future. Mention "Irishluck" when you're shaking my hand and posing with me at the Arnold next year, and I'll give you a free autograph.
There will be no replies from me, so don't expect any. This is my last post ever on the now famous MISC section.
The next time you will hear from me is when I give my MISC Hall of Fame speech, which we all know will never happen.
looks like someone pumped more juice into ego than his muscles
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I REP ALL CURRENT AND FORMER MILITARY MEMBERS, BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. IF I MISS YOU SEND ME A PM AND I WILL GET YOU. YOU ARE ALL HEROES IN MY BOOK.
chew crew.
Leaving to join the French Foreign Legion October '09
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★☆★BiGmAnEs bEaRD CrEw★☆★
Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent
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★☆★BiGmAnEs bEaRD CrEw★☆★
Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent
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