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06-10-2006, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by CleanSlateScott
This one only works on someone else that is big...They walk in with their hands in their pockets...Do you have a permit? And they say "A permit for what?!" and you say , You cant just carry around concealed deadly weapons! Kinda lame i know
I work at wal-mart, and everyone calls me muscle man. I'm not huge but im above average. Anyway, one day i walked in before work and got one of those pink stickers that you have to get on returned items so that the service desk knows you broght it in the store. I put it on my arm and walked over to the service desk and said " I would like to returns these guns" They still make references about that to me.
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haha good one with the walmart
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06-10-2006, 01:53 AM
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#32
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what do you call a guy wit muscles?
arnold.
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06-10-2006, 02:13 AM
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#33
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Originally Posted by Grlax
what happened when the bodybuilder jumped into the pool of carrot juice
He found string beans and some toothpaste straped to a knee brace with duck tape
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WTF!?!??????
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06-11-2006, 06:55 PM
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#34
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Call 911...im cut
haha priceless
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02-15-2008, 08:53 PM
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#35
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Pythons!
Lmfao so this is the one I use around all of my friends.
And it makes it even funnier that I'm a girl, and not overly muscular.
But still the only athletic one in my group 
" Damn, you could strangle a baby with them pythons! "
Feel free to use.
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02-15-2008, 09:19 PM
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#36
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South Of Heaven
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Originally Posted by DanceyPants
Lmfao so this is the one I use around all of my friends.
And it makes it even funnier that I'm a girl, and not overly muscular.
But still the only athletic one in my group
" Damn, you could strangle a baby with them pythons! "
Feel free to use.
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pics of your pythons?
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02-15-2008, 09:27 PM
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#37
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5mm Disc Protrusion L-5
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Originally Posted by Icehouselifter
Call 911...im cut
haha priceless
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Lmao.
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02-16-2008, 05:11 PM
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#38
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Lmao sorry no pics of my guns.
I just work out to get in shape for sports, not to have muscles.
That's why I use these jokes, because I don't have overly muscular arms lmao.
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02-16-2008, 05:24 PM
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#39
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sonic boom!
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im pretty nervous, i have a serious doctors appointment today, check out the tumour in my left arm.
followed my a cocky Bi Flex haha
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02-16-2008, 05:34 PM
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thow shall not fap
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Originally Posted by karmazon
I almost got arrested today
Why?
For having those guns!!!
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its "i got pulled over by the cops today, why?, for carrying these guns!"
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04-09-2008, 01:23 AM
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#41
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there's 3 types of big
there's big, bigger n OMG ITS COMING THIS WAY!
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09-05-2009, 07:16 PM
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#42
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Originally Posted by kyleob
"You better call a plumber, cause these pipes are about to burst!"
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Do you have a dictionary?
i got the DEFINITION!
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