Anyone had sex with a girl and didn't know it?..

solid_intensity · 03-05-2008, 01:05 PM

Is this possible? Obviously girls can pass out/black out, but can guys be that drunk, and still perform and forget??

vegeta9000 · 03-05-2008, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by solid_intensity

Is this possible? Obviously girls can pass out/black out, but can guys be that drunk, and still perform and forget??

sure

she sexes your morning wood

and your so passed out drunk

you dont wake up

heck she could probably just start sucking you and give you a boner 30 minutes after you pass out then she could ride it after its hard

joshwilson1 · 03-05-2008, 01:11 PM

I don't think I have ever done that. However, my ex-gf's brother would tell me that his girl would talk to him about having sex the night before and he would not remember any of it. He was and still is an alcoholic so maybe that is why he could do it and I could not.

MacDaddy0924 · 03-05-2008, 01:14 PM

One time when I was on a bunch of X and pain pills and drunk i had sex with a girl I honestly had NO idea until teh next morning when she told me. and my friends vouched for her. sucked too cuz she was ugly

kingkoolkat2000 · 03-05-2008, 01:19 PM

Yeah and for some reason it's always with an ugly dame.

captainhorseboy · 03-05-2008, 01:19 PM

i've been raped before

seriously if i did to girls what some have done to me i would be getting asspounded in jail this very second

MacDaddy0924 · 03-05-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by captainhorseboy

i've been raped before

seriously if i did to girls what some have done to me i would be getting asspounded in jail this very second

Men dont count. Read the title

DukeOfManlets · 03-05-2008, 01:55 PM

perhaps you were so bad in bed that you're self-esteem, as a self-defense mechanism, made you forget the 30 minutes getting it up, the 55 seconds until premature ejaculation, and teh 30 minutes you spent crying as you gathered your things and left...

the brain works in very mysterious ways.

Pad264 · 03-05-2008, 01:59 PM

When I was a sophmore in college I went to visit a friend. We had a party at his frat house. Some Justin Timberlake song came on right around the same moment I made eye contact with some chick walking into the room. We both gave recipricating smiles and started to dance. We did not say a word to each other. The song ended and she said that we should go "look for her friend." We went upstairs and ended up in the living room on the coach. We were fooling around...and the next thing I remember was a few hours later waking up and sprinting to the bathroom to puke...and then I passed out again. The next morning I saw a condom wrapper on the floor, but didn't reemmber anything about it and had no idea what happened with the girl.

The next day I left and my friend IM'd me. The girl contacted him and wanted him to ask me if we had sex, and if so, if we used a condom. I replied: "Well, we definetely used a condom, but I have no idea if we had sex."

He was baffled. The girl took the day-after-pill just in case.

dog20 · 03-05-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by solid_intensity

Is this possible? Obviously girls can pass out/black out, but can guys be that drunk, and still perform and forget??

yep theres no way i'm a virgin

ffmiles26 · 03-05-2008, 02:19 PM

i got raped by a girl once (serious) i blacked out and the next thing i remember i woke up because i was about to go with her riding me on top (serious- ya rly) and i finished and flipped the **** out on her. crazy experience lol. funniest thing of all was she was this tiny little girl like 5'2' 110 lbs takin advantage of me aahhhhhh... hilarious

Ectotastic · 03-05-2008, 02:28 PM

I got blackout drunk once and woke up in my car with this girl I was seeing, but who I'd never slept with. We were still in the parking lot, so I hadn't driven or anything. But I had a (used) condom sliding off my now flaccid member. She was passed out.

It was weird, because we had been in the student bar, when her ex showed up and started giving these drunk "you win man" speeches and telling me he'd break my legs if I ever hurt her and whatnot. Then he bought me like 5 shots. I was already really hammered. I blacked out soon after that. According to my friends I was very well behave though, and just told one of my buddies that they needed to bring me to my car so I could sleep it off. He brought me out there, helped me puke on the way, and left me.

A little later he brought the girl out to the car too, and left us both in there. So I guess at some point we'd ****ed, though I don't remember this at all. I never told her about it. She doesn't remember a lot of the stuff she does while drunk, so I assume she doesn't know about this. Although I imagine she felt kind of odd the next day.

Al_Pal · 03-05-2008, 02:35 PM

my sister swears up and down, that after her wedding, and after the reception, she caught me ****ing one of my cousins friends on her couch... but neither of us remember it. at least i honestly dont remember it, and i dont know why the bitch would lie.

then on saturday i woke up next to a bitch wearing just my basketball shorts, and her in just underwear... but neither of us remember doing it.

azx_eazy · 03-05-2008, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ectotastic

I got blackout drunk once and woke up in my car with this girl I was seeing, but who I'd never slept with. We were still in the parking lot, so I hadn't driven or anything. But I had a (used) condom sliding off my now flaccid member. She was passed out.

It was weird, because we had been in the student bar, when her ex showed up and started giving these drunk "you win man" speeches and telling me he'd break my legs if I ever hurt her and whatnot. Then he bought me like 5 shots. I was already really hammered. I blacked out soon after that. According to my friends I was very well behave though, and just told one of my buddies that they needed to bring me to my car so I could sleep it off. He brought me out there, helped me puke on the way, and left me.

A little later he brought the girl out to the car too, and left us both in there. So I guess at some point we'd ****ed, though I don't remember this at all. I never told her about it. She doesn't remember a lot of the stuff she does while drunk, so I assume she doesn't know about this. Although I imagine she felt kind of odd the next day.

are u sure it wasnt her ex that u had sex with? i mean.. he took u to the car and bein all nice and ****. maybe he just put that girl in the car with u after the deed was done so it wouldnt look like u guys just had gay sex? o.O

JH34PG · 03-05-2008, 04:59 PM

funny you put this...

my boy recently woke up in a girls bed butt naked...and she went to class (college)

he has NO idea what happened if they had sex or not...

RktNation · 03-05-2008, 06:29 PM

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Yeah it happened to me a couple months ago with my gf. We were drunk and when I woke up the morning after my last memory of the night was just lying in my bed with my clothes on. So now i'm awake, naked, and confused. As the morning went on i started getting flashes of the night before...it seemed like it was a dream though. So I asked her if we had sex and she starts laughing and says "oh shutup".

So asked her again "seriously, did we?" and she got all mad and upset. Apparently we had like 3 hours of crazy sex. So I got her to go into full detail and it kinda jogged my memory, theres still some stuff i still dont remember doing though.

TBandF · 03-05-2008, 06:40 PM

That is no urban legend... She can get your goin, when your not...