Best way to approach girls

[Thunderjason]

i flex my guns or pull out my cash cos im ballin ballin

[VanillaWhey]

best advice ever is

dont put pussy on a pedestal

[Slyy]

Originally Posted by ShavenWookie

best advice ever is

dont put pussy on a pedestal

exactly, dont put a mental image in your head like a girl is something scary,
or "godlike" to talk to, just be normal, like theyr just another person
(which they are), alot of girls, especially if their really attractive will like this,
or be like "woah hes not kissin my ass, this guy is different"

[Doyl888]

Hi, my names dave but u can call me tonight ***slips paper with phone number on it***

-more fun to do to random ass girls

[Preid]

Lol at the replies.

Best way ive found is compliment, introduction, conversation. Keep the topic on them cause they just cant get enough of themselves half the time.

[Knight2007]

put this in the teen section. lulz

[Doyl888]

this is the teen section

[InfiniteREPS]

Chloroform.....

On a serious note confidence is very important walk like a man and have a confident posture, but don't be cocky.

[exothermic]

"b-i-tch GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER!!"

[bmxer_lifter]

go up to a girl and say, do u beleive in love at first site, or should i walk by again?

haha , jus go up and introduce yourself and say your new in the town ur at

[titansmlb102]

Confidence is a huge thing. Chicks will just think your scary if you mumble.
Humor is big too, chicks love humor. Sarcasm is my specialty.
Finally, when you think you want to be with the chick your talking to, some mild charm goes a long way. A simple compliment can go a long way.

Just don't downgrade yourself to a level where you think they'll like you. Don't grow your hair out, start wearing tight jeans, and listening to crap like Panic! at the Disco (Im gonna get negged for that....) Just be yourself, because they'll just not wanna talk to you if they find out who you really are a month later. Be yourself dude.

[Blarnee_92]

Nice shoes,











Wanna fuc.K?

[Blarnee_92]

You: Excuse me baby but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: um no sorry.
You: Well its enough to break the ice, hi im ( your name )

[RMar]

you grab the breast region of there shirt and say "is this cotton" keep rubbing, and maybe rub your face against it and then say" yep its cotton". youll deff get laid i assure you

[Charge]

Just go up to her and when she asks you "What do you want." Just say "You and maybe your mom in bed if shes hot."

[QQ]

man just walk up and say "look" and start unzipping your pants, than pull your dick out. Most girls are sluts so you would easily get pussy if you did that.

/serious.

or you could say this "Your hot, I'm hot, lets ****"

Either one of these will get you pussy fosho.

[ibzGSZ120]

this works all the time trust me



Hey, did you fall from heaven?
Yes...
Cause your face is ****ed up you fat bitch

[Roger999]

Very nice, how much?(yes borat)

[gamron]

The best way to approach girls is to be myself (Gamron). For all you other fellows, no clue.

[D-Line78]

Just show them the pec dance. Then they'll know whats up

[diamondcut89]

ask her if she'd like some punch, spike it wit dat dere celltech. **** works all the time

[DatsunKing1]

I've found that girls love when you poke fun at them, say that they can't do something right etc.


Gotten me plenty of dates hahaha



http://www.sosuave.com/


try that hahaha it should help

[jakal666]

Originally Posted by big-muscle-19

You : "baby ive got 2 tickets here i was wondering if you would like to come with me ?"

Her : "tickets to what ?"

You "two tickets to the gunshow baby" *does double front bicep flex and kisses biceps*

lol


in before "ive got a big d**k" reply

[irish76]

walk up casually and say...


nice shoes wanna ****??

[MattyJ85]

"Excuse me gorgeous, does this smell like Chloroform?"

[suave9]

Originally Posted by Sex_Pistol

ahhh, as much as I love chicks, I really find it hard to be motivated to talk to so many girls and listen to their bull****, this is one of my problems, and probably one of the many reasons i dont get laid. I get fed up of listening to them yadder so I do something else lol.

Took the words right off of my lips.

Don't get me wrong though, if it was a certain girl i could listen to her jabber all day and night and you'd never hear **** from me about it.

[battousai216]

start off with hello, then get them talking about themselves.

[suave9]

pick up line for you young guns that hits home =

If you took eleven roses.......... and stood in front of the mirror....... you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

[MUFC]

Originally Posted by Thunderjason

i flex my guns or pull out my cash cos im ballin ballin

yea, 152lbs with guns that you can show off....

[Raikkonen]

Walk up and tell them they look alot like your next girlfriend.