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I'm not old, you're the old one! oldy mcold balls.

cum!

im pounding whiskeys like no tomorrow.. and lifting.. and playing soccer on Fridays with some bois. my whole fam scared of RONAmonsters so i oblige them. still waiting for some JGs noods in my inbox...

nope.. just 2 years to vote out the spineless democratic leadership in those cities. waves of people leaving those POS cities every month.

Local and state leaders have to request Trump to come in, and they refuse to do so. Do you not know how government works?

currently watching hubs FB show.. how have i missed this sofar?

my penile strength is about medium style, i think it can bench about 2lbs. I golfed last weekend with some 20 yr olds and tried to...

I used to drive a black, tinted windows subaru impreza WRX. I got pulled over 13x in the course of 2 years.

1 speeding ticket
1 tinted window ticket
11 warnings for BS... "oh i thought your...

She should leave your insecure ass and come make my dink her 9th.

just go up to a guy when hes benching and start rubbing his dink through his shorts SUPER aggressively. It'll work.

Yah i have been staying off FB and news and feel better. Every party is a kids party now which is k.. maybe in 15-20 yrs all our friends wont care and we will be wife swapping and smashing our...

Little kids are hilarious. even when my little girl is screaming im still laughing at it... gonna troll the fuk out of her especially when her hot friends all start coming over. Maybe just start...

I got a house in mundelein.. we are not finding out about gender. We will let it pick its own gender cuz we so woke.

i havent been to austins in a long ass time.. usually hang out at crossroads or...

HZC is married?... the world must be ending. But still, you should move into the house across the street from me and walk around nood so i can see you through the front window as i caress my...

I can drink 4 glasses of whiskey a night in moderation. i just like the relaxation that overflows onto me and into my penis. so warm. And yes ive found its easier to not drink vs "just 1".


I...

The universe told me to post in this chat today. I used to misc at work until I kept coming to this site, opening threads, and virus bull**** would ping my network admin. HZC and me met once, he was...

Im a Ghrost... Broo! scared yaaaa

HZC and Galt still rustling jimmy jammys I see. Miss you bbs.

yah brahs 1000% agree. Most people are boring as fuk.

Especially the ones that tell long drawn out ass stories. just get to the fuking point gdamnit.

Also.. dafuq jess are you in IL?

and...

When will it be... mines turn for wing night

When are we going on a date?? Ive been waiting for like a year already FFS.

- Yes she's upset you picked BF over her lifetime achievement wedding date
- Leave her alone for a while
- If she was...

I know several chicks who actually found LTRs on Tinder. Its a hook up app if you let it be, have higher standards for yourself and it won't be.

*******s.