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I did something very bad last night and the thought of it makes me want to die. It would hurt two people I love very much.

I'm not pleased with the trajectory my life is going in yet I'm too lazy...

Need a qt3.14 waiting for me when I get home. Meal ready, glass of red, house spotless. She's wearing nothing but an apron and panties. Then pick her up, carry her upstairs and f**k her like a whore.

http://www.embarrassingnightclubphotos.com/

Pretty much sums up this thread lol

*stir plan b into gf/1 night stands morning coffee crew*
*eat plan b myself so my jizz is baby free crew*

Can you imagine if someone who knew him found out that he stars in pornos licking black jizz up for a living? Fuark, I wouldn't do that for any amount.

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They're **** ugly bro

READ THIS: http://www.visitsweden.com/sweden/Featured/Sweden-Beyond/Society/

"Big, strong and feminist – this is a prevalent Swedish masculine ideal. The modern Swedish man is progressive and does...

But who was teddies?

6'4 and 224 reporting. Unfortunately it's more fat than muscle.

fuarkk

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hnnnnnnnngggggggggg i would wk her so hard

fuark she's a solid 9.7/10, would be a 10/10 assuming she's a nice person.

dat everything

Lol, even better translation:

We know that you beta *******s are finally cottoning on to our bull**** and not letting us friend zone you anymore whilst we suck on dat dere bx2+c so this is a...

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj27/niceveritt/face.png

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj27/niceveritt/scooby_zps459c34a5.png

Surprised you can even see her all the way up there on dat pedestal brah.

Go out with your boys and get yucky and smash some sloots. It won't make you forget her but it will make you appreciate...

Sorry OP think she wants this

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Crazy as wood berry tho

"So how was last night? ;)

It was good :)"


OP confirmed for betasex.

Anyone secretly want UKIP to get in so we can disassociate ourselves from these beta *******s? BRB German law now EU law later. BRB goodnight sweet Europe.

If they were copying Android phones they would have made the screen the same size as the Android competition, or larger to one up them.

But they didn't because those phones are junk azz chit. Brb...