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Sorry for your loss man srs. Hope you get another chance. I legit can’t imagine what you’ve been through with that.

There have been times where I felt like I’d never have energy again and I’d use hanging out with my kids as an excuse to skip the gym, but the sex has gotten way better and more frequent since we had...

Lol you pulled the trigger too early, but sometimes they’ll game the system and act like the chit was horrible so you feel bad and buy them chit anyway.

I’ve aged poorly. Let myself go, acquired a dad bod, but I’m back on track and hoping that my 30s will be much more aesthetic than my late 20s lol.

Just tell her she caught you off guard and that you’ve had time to think about it and you wouldn’t mind going on some adventures or some chit like that.

I’m always on shot duty. That chit sucks. I always take her to go get some prizes and stuff afterwards though.

It’s pretty believable IMO. A lot of women I know have dated chicks and dudes. I’ve even seen cases where some lesbian chicks like to watch their girls with dudes. Like some sort of weird lesbian...

My wife and I do yoga together on my rest days and we bought my daughter a kids yoga mat with unicorns and chit all over it. She loves it. Gonna get her going on tee-ball and jiujitsu when she turns...

Oh I do every time. My whole life revolves around keeping my family safe. Those moments where I catch her doing something she isn’t supposed to and is seconds away from a serious injury are the...

They also don’t tell you about the absolute horror when you’re relaxing and you hear a blood curdling scream from the kid’s room and you think they’re dying when she really just saw a dust bunny that...

Any idea why they still have him listed with an ankle injury?

I’m also still sad that it doesn’t look like Irving will be back healthy this season. Dude wreaks havoc when he’s 100%

Dang I haven’t even thought of that. I’m gonna put her on that.

I finally got her into some 90s cartoons. She loves Rugrats so I get to have my nostalgic fix on chit I watched as a kid. Sometimes she’ll watch Bob’s Burgers with me even though she doesn’t...

I’m ready to see Woods make some more big plays in the backfield. Dude will be a pro-bowler next season. Him and D-Law are a nasty combo.

Big if true. I have to watch fuking Frozen on repeat if I don’t wake up first and start watching what I want to watch.

Fukin this. I never thought I’d hear some adult sized farts come out of a 4 month old, but this kid fukin rips them like 6 in a row and it smells like death covered in rotten beef stroganoff.

This story fuked me up as well. It’s all over the local news, and I go to Houston quite frequently for events and baseball season. How easily this could’ve been my two year old makes me legit want to...

Also have to take into account that if she’s willing to cheat on the dude she’s with and if she breaks up with him for you, what’s to stop her from cheating on you as well?

I know these feels. Currently have a foster son and it took a while for me to emotionally connect with him, but seeing his little gummy smile every time I come home from work makes me tear up....