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So you bump into somebody and instead of saying "oh, sorry man" like a rational human being you decide to bertstare him instead? Lmao miscers gonna misc

Grandma used to think I was gay crew

When a customer talks to me like I'm a piece of **** and is then outraged when I respond in same manner

The only thing funnier than his grandfather video is the retards who waste their energy getting mad at him

Tell them the truth and threaten to move to kfc if they give you any hassle

He has a point, if I was busting my ass to put food on the table I wouldn't appreciate a primadonna telling me it's the wrong type. You're old enough to get a job and buy your own chit. I guarantee...

I was in the same situation a few weeks ago, ok friends with the guy who's gig it was, didn't know anyone else. I just turned up a few hours late and started drinking as soon as I got there, ended up...

I work in a supermarket at the weekend, ****ty hours and retard customers but good pay and holiday time.

Should've necked a few beers quick time and smashed that drunk girl, *******

Stop making jokes and male them about others in the group, start making decisions within the group. When others start talking **** don't be a butthurt bitch but just make it clear you're not a...

I got stuck in a crowded elevator for 3/4 hours when I was 5. I was still scared of them until I was about 15 srs
Also, fuk clowns

I got up at 4am and went to work :)

Location: Detroit
Does it matter?

Ride in car with him
When on the motorway and travelling at speed, smash eggs in his eyes, blinding him
As he loses control, I'll jump out of the passenger door onto my accomplices motorbike,...

Saw about 5 minutes of his set on tv and wanted to kill myself

If you're in high school that's pretty harsh imo, but if you have a job $200 for all that stuff is a sweet deal imo. If I wasn't going to university in September and staying at home, working I'd be...

A cheaper alternative would be not spending £60 on some fukking knee sleeves

So you're mad because some irrelevant fuk won an award nobody had heard of prior to that occurence? You don't seem that together yourself, op.

A job is a job, it's money - suck it up. Anyway, since you've never had a job before you don't really have much choice, the quickest way to get a better job is not to hold off for something you deem...

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was...