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  • Benelli R1 blows up deer. fuk farley

    Benelli R1 blows up deer.

    fuk farley
  • You might say that these majors really put the BS...

    You might say that these majors really put the BS in BS
  • If they're super pissed and hit you, restrain...

    If they're super pissed and hit you, restrain them and tickle them until they cry. They'll be livid but too humiliated to do anything. Continue until moral improves.
  • Anybody assaults me, I'll defend myself in a...

    Anybody assaults me, I'll defend myself in a manner commensurate do the degree of sustained aggression.

    AKA if a girl hits me once, I'll deal with it. If she continues, I'll throw that bitch in a...
  • in for results. one of my friends made a...

    in for results.


    one of my friends made a status complaining about this same thing, and got yucky with like 10 hot chicks throughout the next month as a direct result of the status, no yolk
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    A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of...

    A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes...
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    End well, this will not.

    End well, this will not.
  • Bit by bit: I will not provide proof, because of...

    Bit by bit: I will not provide proof, because of misc detectives. I will say that the guy I had in mind when I said that takes enough psychadelics to kill a normal individual, but his dad is so...
  • No, it's really not. I currently hold my...

    No, it's really not. I currently hold my bachelors in applied mathematics and statistics after two years of college. Useless degree, only for resume padding.



    FFS, at no point have I said I...
  • Played lacrosse freshman, football (d2, just like...

    Played lacrosse freshman, football (d2, just like you) as a sophomore. Quitting to focus on school. Also, since you're D2 football, you might recognize the school in my sig. Come at me.



    Don't...
  • legitimately loled at "try medical school". Brb,...

    legitimately loled at "try medical school". Brb, all memorization and training to think quickly.
  • I'm bitter at the world because most of it's...

    I'm bitter at the world because most of it's inhabitants are too ****ing incessant and petulant and unambitious to do anything for themselves. Legit raging now. Off to the gym.
  • 3. Who in the phuck REALLY wants kids?

    3. Who in the phuck REALLY wants kids?
  • You provided incontrovertible evidence that I am...

    You provided incontrovertible evidence that I am just superior to you; why in the world would I be mad?
    brb calc 1-4 EVERY chem class available among other engineering classes. GPA: 3.8 hours...
  • raging. enjoy the teets of your mother and chicks...

    raging. enjoy the teets of your mother and chicks laughing at you.
  • Went back and edited the OP. Imagine if your...

    Went back and edited the OP. Imagine if your dad/mom whichever one is the moneymaker died when you were 7 and your three sibling were 2,4, and 6. How's that college fund now *******?
  • Even if my mom could pay for anything, I would...

    Even if my mom could pay for anything, I would refuse it, srs. Define "character". This whole generation is centered around instant gratification and having everything done for them.
  • My major is in my sig; strong observation skills....

    My major is in my sig; strong observation skills. Last semester, I completed my math major (in 2 years, mind you) by taking classes 9-6 every day, then working 7- 3am 5 days a week. Did you even read...
  • Because you would have never truly worked for...

    Because you would have never truly worked for anything. Anybody can focus on school if they don't anything else to do. Only champions can work their own way through. By scholarships or their own...
  • You're right. Chiropractors are a necessity and...

    You're right. Chiropractors are a necessity and consequently will never be affected by economic downturn.
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