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  • At a club it will happen pretty often, some...

    At a club it will happen pretty often, some random will just start talking or dancing up on me out of nowhere. Nearly half the times I go out, unless I'm with my aesthetic-af friend who thas the...
  • This Politics just attracts arrogant,...

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    Politics just attracts arrogant, unlikable people regardless of stance. Even over here, I've probably never voted for anyone whose prolonged company I'd be able to tolerate
  • Sober: 8, approaching 9 Wasted: 2

    Sober: 8, approaching 9

    Wasted: 2
  • You've struck out with every woman since, haven't...

    You've struck out with every woman since, haven't you?
  • Honestly, it probably improved things ...

    Honestly, it probably improved things


    Staying in, watching hours of really phucked up stuff and beating your cawk to the point where it needs richter-scale force to feel anything is going to...
  • Way over thinking. Just take it slow ...

    Way over thinking. Just take it slow



    Unless five-years-a-player ex is still in the picture. If he is, this girl probably likes azzholes, so you'll have to out-azzhole him
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    Let's not forget that this isn't going to be...

    Let's not forget that this isn't going to be 10-day Diaz. Nate has the subs, the hands, the reach, the durability and the cardio

    As before, McGregor's best bet is to Condit the phuck out of Diaz....
  • Looking back there are shockingly few thoughtful...

    Looking back there are shockingly few thoughtful gifts in there



    Best was when I turned 20 and my then girlfriend had been reading up on deepthroating. Young mind was blown
  • Didn't read The reasons are probably the...

    Didn't read


    The reasons are probably the same as they were last time you posed this exact question. Fatties trying to shoot the moon. If they aren't disgusting just get drunk and enjoy it... you...
  • Lesbehonest... OP isn't retarded, she just...

    Lesbehonest... OP isn't retarded, she just doesn't want to admit that she got turned off by a dude who wanted exclusivity and displayed some jealousy over his competition. Thinking about shuttling...
  • Girls do get more attention for less effort than...

    Girls do get more attention for less effort than guys, and it is sometimes funny to look at the absurdity of it all, but sitting around crying about isn't going to do anything for you



    You keep...
  • This Aldo lands a few leg-kicks, Cruz isn't...

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    Aldo lands a few leg-kicks, Cruz isn't moving too well. Not likely to score many takedowns, either. He may actually get Conor down a few times, but if he lands a decent left on Cruz, he's...
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    ^^ Keep forgetting that Mir pissed hot after the...

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    Keep forgetting that Mir pissed hot after the Hunt fight

    Frank should ask his guy for a refund on that one




    WWE have lab tests? I figured they just handed the piss over to a...
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    Does this mean I won't get to a lean 300 just by...

    Does this mean I won't get to a lean 300 just by lifting and counting my macros?
  • You have to be a legit beast before this is a...

    You have to be a legit beast before this is a serious concern


    When you pick her up to throw her onto the bed, but you instead you spike her into the wall with such force that she vapourises on...
  • Lazy and decent-looking... probably be a total...

    Lazy and decent-looking... probably be a total sloot tbh
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    Had this issue, broke up with her for it. Great...

    Had this issue, broke up with her for it. Great girl, really wish her the best, but I've never felt regret over things.


    OP, yours sounds a really nice girl, and sometimes it's cool to have...
  • lol @ guns stopping Hitler The biggest myth...

    lol @ guns stopping Hitler

    The biggest myth from WWII is that the Nazi party weren't popular with the average German citizen. Or French ones, for that matter... same with Stalinists

    If...
  • To be fair to everyone's favourite 155lb...

    To be fair to everyone's favourite 155lb featherweight, just about every MMA guy would get embarrassed training with a professional boxer



    I was speaking with a friend who knows nothing about...
  • Yup, not even close. Never get excited for casual...

    Yup, not even close. Never get excited for casual stuff unless I'm wasted




    I'd say about half the trauma of a breakup is not being able to bust raw all the time

    Go from a girl you like,...
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