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Good luck being a tool affy.

You act so casual about opening a gym--almost saying it like you took a **** or something. Good money on the side, and a hobby? If you're not running the gym, what exactly will you be doing?
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How much are we talking here exactly for a quality power rack? Also, which one would you recommend?

I was looking at Sports Authority just now and I saw a 100lb set for $100. Perhaps it's...

I've read and tried many routines (injured a few times during the past, but I'm healed completely and have never been more ready in my life to work the **** out).

I've decided that Rippetoe's is...

You guys are saying that I could do a complete workout with just the barbell and ditch the dumbells completely? If so, that would kickass, lol. Or would I probably need both? I'm a simplistic type...

*sigh*

Hey guys, I finally am starting to workout again after a long hiatus due to a injury, so I'm pretty much starting from scratch. (I didn't workout much before the injury either)

I have an ironman...

Can you please be a newt instead:

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I can play rhythm.

ROFL!

U ain't **** son.

Haha, true. You're spot on with the 6" difference in height based on men/women.

She sure doesn't look 5'9" in this pic, rofl:
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She's got ~13" on me, but I'd still bone--I think that would be pretty fricking hot actually, lol.

Who am I kidding with "still bone"? I'd ****ing hit that **** with the fury of a thousand angry...

You ****ing idiots...

The universe doesn't have an edge.

The universe simply is.

I hate to go philosophical on you twats, but it's true.

X2!

That was my theory all along--probably true.

That's a pretty good idea actually.

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How observant of you oh tall one...

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