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Damn son, yellow fever crew checking in. When will it be my turn to get paid to fuark Japanese chicks?

I wonder how many creative ways she can find to lick my b-hole

That incense jar is sick. Where do I get one?

She's about to deal with that 9" hammer from her high school sweetheart

I had a Chipotle worker literally give me 5 cubes of steak and pass it on the the next server. I looked at her like "wtf really?" and she went back and actually have me a large scoop.

Then...

I'm still ignoring all the girls from back in high school. To this day I'm still winning and theyll break any day now

Do female miscers actually exist?

Yellow fever crew checking in

And yet some thirsty mofo will hit that without a moments hesitation

Redeem yourself op. GTFIH

Was just wondering about him the other day

It'll get even better with a bit more time once you get down your patterns for what gives you the best shave.

I also prefer the longer handle razors like the Gillette Slim Adjustable. Just be...

The alum block helps close up your pores and dries out your face. You'll want something similar, so I would recommend Dickensons witch hazel. It will have a small bit of alcohol in it and of course...

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Obviously go slow to start, shave in the direction of your hair growth, use a good/slick shaving cream or soap and make sure your blade is sharp as fuk.

If you're using safety razors, try...

I've only been to SF once, but I guess I got lucky and didn't see any of that. I walked around quite a bit and thought it was really cool. Even had a buddy drive me around and didn't see any of that

Lol this right here

The glow is gone? You don't say?

This topic is new and exciting and worthy of further discussion, since none of us knew this year's ago.

Its been a long time since I've bought anything. I don't shave as much anymore since I mostly rock a 5 o'clock shadow. I will use my straight to shave my neck and detail around my chops though. I...

I don't know why the Titanic sank. There was huge fukin hole in the side. All of the water should have poured out of it