-A beer a day keeps the psychiatrist away
-Have you ever wondered whether or not your dollar bill has been in a stripper's ass?
-Professional golf would be much better on tv if the players played...
Gomer, why don't you try applying for West Point? They have a select number of slots that go straight for enlisted soldiers and from my understanding they have a hard time filling them.
Mirin the CJ5; I'm down in Warrensburg, MO and had one not too long ago that I was trying to fix up. Ended up selling her though, because it turned into too much trouble for a college student with a...