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  • How about your mom has a tendency to leave lights...

    How about your mom has a tendency to leave lights on wherever she goes?
  • This must be a misunderstanding because there's...

    This must be a misunderstanding because there's no way all those women are 50.
  • Poll: Polar bears don't shoot back brah.

    Polar bears don't shoot back brah.
  • I took a sh*t two days and didn't wipe well. ...

    I took a sh*t two days and didn't wipe well.

    My ass became itchy, the chair that I sat on smelled like sh*t and I smelled like sh*t.

    Not a good trade-off brah.
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    I'm still level 15 with sh*tty gear brah.

    I'm still level 15 with sh*tty gear brah.
  • So I guess I am doing it wrong.

    So I guess I am doing it wrong.
  • The best is taking a naked sh*t right before...

    The best is taking a naked sh*t right before hopping in the shower.

    And having the hot water turned on so the whole bathroom is steamy as you're dropping that deuce.
  • So you guys are saying I'm not doing it right?

    So you guys are saying I'm not doing it right?
  • I do play poker sometimes. And bet on sports....

    I do play poker sometimes.

    And bet on sports.

    And it doesn't matter how good I am at it at first, I always end up going down hard. I have no discipline and have trouble controlling my emotions...
  • Just to showcase my everyday thinking process and...

    Just to showcase my everyday thinking process and how it affects my life:

    I was never taught manners by my parents. And was shown no discipline other than deprivation. So one thing I didn't learn...
  • You know, I was searching the web for some...

    You know, I was searching the web for some Emotional Intelligence tests, and after looking them over, I stopped.

    1) They're ridiculous.

    2) They're basically the same type of electronic tests...
  • Doesn't exist. You gotta get that sh*t...

    Doesn't exist.

    You gotta get that sh*t certified and and all that.

    Definitely can't take it online either. Any doofus can Google their way to a high score.
  • Brah, the average IQ in the United States is 98,...

    Brah, the average IQ in the United States is 98, ranked 18th in the world.

    That's about 30 points higher than mental retardation, and 30 points lower than being gifted.

    If you're not sure of...
  • Is that 131 score officially done by a...

    Is that 131 score officially done by a psychiatrist?

    If so, BRB.

    Committing suicide.
  • I have so many mental hurdles, it's not even...

    I have so many mental hurdles, it's not even funny.

    I've been told my whole life about how much potential I have.

    And how much wasted potential I've been so far.
  • 125. It was officially done by a psychiatrist...

    125.

    It was officially done by a psychiatrist when I was 13. Took several hours.

    That's a score in the 95th percentile, meaning it's higher than 95% of the human population.

    I've always been...
  • I have a higher IQ than 95% of Planet Earth but I've never made more than $10/hour.

    Am I doing it right?
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    Poll: Is that your sister brah?

    Is that your sister brah?
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    Poll: As long as someone else has to clean the doll out...

    As long as someone else has to clean the doll out after I'm finished.
  • I know how you feel brah. But you're still a...

    I know how you feel brah.

    But you're still a f*cking moron.
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