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I'm joining a BB in IBD this summer and looking to go the PE route as well. GJDM.

by 26 i'll be making ~300 nbd srs. I know it sounds crazy but it's true. I'm basically a fuking elite graduate.

Srs. It's easy as fuk to make six figures. Just go to a top 20 school and graduate top 20% of your class. I did it and I fukked around all day. I'm making 6 figures upon graduation, nbd.

what division? I'm at a top BB/Elite Boutique (think GS/MS/JPM/LAZ/EVR/etc.) in the IBD. Also is this is NYC, because if not then that's... ok i guess.

Lol 99% of you probably have lower returns than the market even on a risk-unadjusted basis. 99.99% of you probably have lower returns on a risk-adjusted basis.

Put 37.5% of your portfolio in VTI...

No. defense spending is 670 billion. Increase it roughly 1.3 trillion. End medicare/caid and SS saving 1.55 trillion. That's a net decrease of 250 billion.

I'm exaggerating ofcourse. Doubling is...

-Triple defense spending
-Massively increase unemployment insurance (with safeguards like time limits etc. to ensure no misuse)

-End welfare/food stamps/earned income tax...

lol i already have the job soooo?

I wanted to make 6 figures upon graduation at the age of 22 and 7 figures by my late 30s. srs.

ure an idiot

3 F only in my dreams thank god lol

investment banking analyst at a bulge bracket. make 130k @ 22 years old. My good friend is at an elite boutique and makes ~190k @ 22. Jelly?

ofcourse. no one is arguing against bread and circus for the poor but there has to be a line somewhere.

Haven't they seen what happened in europe because of socialism? Socialist dogs will ruin this once great country.

BRB free everything. BRB not really.

what about hummers? and harleys?

Why do you hate steak, war, freedom, hummers, cheeseburgers, football, republicans and capitalism?

i have already signed my offer. I didn't want to say that in the op because that always derails the thread and people neg me and insult me out of jealousy throughout the thread. I'm probably going to...

jealously doesn't suit anyone

dude you're 16. You're so young and your life can take so many awesome paths. If you like law for example, then work your ****ing ass of in a-levels and ****, kill it and go to the best law school....

Where is your passion for life? I constantly want to do things like read about science, tech etc. I want to go into finance/investment banking and learn a lot and maybe have my own business or...