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age:22
location: mom's basement


dude, at 22 I'd have more respect for you if you lived in a van down by the river and bagged groceries for a living.

you're a waste of flesh and internet...

wait you live in an apartment, a pipe busted, and they didn't fix it immediately?

your old man can't buy you a new washer to wash your clothes.........and your dryer is out too? WTF did you do, set them both on fire?


Maybe you can sell your computer so you don't have to live...

****, after I swept its legs I would have force fed it a roofie and date raped it into beautiful oblivion

I want to spank you with boat paddle, but I first I will carve "daddy loves you" into it.

I think that spanking can be an effective disciplinary tool. I think it should be reserved for certain egregious behavior and NEVER EVER used in anger. EVER.

Not much warrants spanking in my...

I mercy fcked an ugly skank, and didn't tell her that I would not have fcked her if I hadn't drank half a 5th of crown.

I'd take her on a date rape

not a chance

i can not argue with your logic

for real

first bird of '09





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only gets hairy man ass with that tie, probably like 17 a week

you're fcked! I took one once to see what it was like and I don't care what that other dude said, if you don't need it, you will get hard no matter what you do, and you CAN NOT make it go down, even...

I think he randomly hooks up with drunk, nasty skanks at least 3 times per month

finally, my life is complete I can now die a happy old man

as many prostitutes as he can afford

what should you focus on now? let me suggest heading to the beach for spring break and turning out as many barely legal chicks as possible

how deep are you?



oh, and negged

the dude above you would stick a gerbil in your ass too