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    u do realize the body can't digest peanuts. ...

    u do realize the body can't digest peanuts. that's why they're in your ****.
  • maybe she's one of those anorexics. she must...

    maybe she's one of those anorexics. she must have the body of a 13 year old boy.
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    i hate my calves because they keep eating my...

    i hate my calves because they keep eating my tomato plants
  • Thread: legs uneven

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    if ur legs are uneven, they sell these shoes...

    if ur legs are uneven, they sell these shoes where one shoe has a bigger heel on them. i've seen the kids on the little bus with them.
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    don't be a pussy. go outside. excuses.

    don't be a pussy. go outside. excuses.
  • if u want a ripped chest, ur best bet would be...

    if u want a ripped chest, ur best bet would be serrated knife or scalpel. this will do wonders.
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    you're not serious. 122 lbs?

    you're not serious. 122 lbs?
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    aren't u the guy who was raving about your...

    aren't u the guy who was raving about your bowflex a few threads back?
  • u might want to try madcows 5x5

    u might want to try madcows 5x5
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    i damn near drank a 30 pack yesterday

    i damn near drank a 30 pack yesterday
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    i used to go to the middle of the dictionary, but...

    i used to go to the middle of the dictionary, but now with the interweb, those books are obsolete. won't catch me with an encyclopedia set!
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    but do u count the water in beer? i don't think...

    but do u count the water in beer? i don't think so, because you're actually dehydrating yourself.
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    i was watching some videos before of people...

    i was watching some videos before of people putting gummy bears up their noses. funny stuff.
  • your spot on with that comment. bango almost...

    your spot on with that comment. bango almost ripped my head off when i commented how he was rounding his back. some people don't take constructive criticism too well.
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    wow he punked u hard

    wow he punked u hard
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    if you get the cottage cheese with the pineapple...

    if you get the cottage cheese with the pineapple in it, it's not that bad.
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    your body gets used to running on the days after...

    your body gets used to running on the days after doing squats or dl's. might feel a little tired, but your times will be consistent. if training for a race, it's best to cut out the leg exercises...
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    you don't want to break into anyone's house...

    you don't want to break into anyone's house because that's a personal attack. you certainly don't want to injure anyone in the process. by going after a store, you're sticking it to the man. years...
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    you can get one of those things they used in the...

    you can get one of those things they used in the 1970s. i attached a pic.
  • Thread: Bulking

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    can't deny that. i am a fat bastard, but 10...

    can't deny that. i am a fat bastard, but 10 years ago i was in terrific shape.
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