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The fat bitch needs to stop lying. She was planning on buying all of the cupcakes in the store, even before the other lady said anything. She's just using that as an excuse

On the note of playing video games with kids.... one of the things I do that is childish is I make sure I crush my 5 year old nephew when I play Mario kart with him. And then I show no mercy with my...

I find it somewhat amusing. Every time I ride my board past her, I make sure she sees me. It goes like this:

*rides past crazy lady*
"Hi! :)" (me)
":( you aren't a kid anymore!" (crazy lady)
...

There's this crazy old lady that lives near me, every time I ride my boosted board to work (have a 1 mile commute, too short to drive every day, too long to walk) and pass her, she says "you aren't a...

B-b-but we’re g-g-going to the moon. It’s supposed to hit $1M per coin abloo bloo :’(

That wasn’t a dog shelter, brah. It was his farm for the burger meat

Is the forklift ok? You should offer to pay for its repairs if it’s damaged

Alright, here’s what you do. Email the professor and ask him to let you 1v1 former partner in a class debate. Then when the debate starts, you let her go first. When it’s your turn, instead of...

LMAO, $53 an hour to cut pipes? I don’t think so, Tim

This man is a mailman. Listen to his legal advice

This. I live in LA and go to a “high end” gym. Nothing but HBBs in sports bras and yoga pants as far as the eye can see

Yes, I am sure this is true.

Nursing sounds hard as fuk emotionally and physically. My mom is a nurse, would not do out of 10. Have to deal with dying people. Have to touch people with disgusting diseases like bubonic plague......

So.... how much do you make a year, OP?

Does not compute

Also I want to see bamaswim noodz

I'd be the kind that pms noodz to mods for modreps

I never said there was no situation in which I need to leave my home suddenly, I already acknowledged scenarios in prior posts in which I would. I already stated that if it happens, I would hop into...

I don’t know how you keep missing my point, but once again, I have a hell of a lot more supplies in my house than I could fit in a bag. And if I’m in a situation where I am stuck in a city with no...

I generally find that when people feel the need to insult others for not agreeing with their viewpoint, that they are unable to adequately support their viewpoint in a logical manner. I have yet to...

I don’t think anyone would have survived that blast unless they were inside a bomb shelter. And if they were, that bomb shelter is stocked with way more supplies than your little bag had. Just...