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have heard the first two

the last one is hard as fukk

obvious troll thread

OP is a spectacular *******

what did you respond

should be a 1 star thread

OP

shave & hairstyle (proper grooming)
smile (otherwise ur intimidating as fukk)

you'll be swimming in it brah

got an "okie dokie" :/

kept going, will update if it gets good

reminds me of steve mcqueen or roger moore. at the time those were almost movie star looks


also, i completely fukkin regret reading this thread. brb worst dreams ever

ok since you're just going at random, send "ok i don't usually go for girls without a sense of humour but i just feel drawn to you for some reason. you need to rationalize it for me"

yes OP listen to this 17 year old and apologize, that will surely stir her loins

she's probably crying right now

'youu're so sensitive! let's bangout tomorrow'

There is a bright side - every girl that commented on that status is now DTF

you only live once


#yolo

lol brah, epic fukkin thread. i have a feeling that was the real point

ps alan let's run away together no homo

B

gonna let her control you/?

so do the incredibly tight jeans i wear (no homo)



(slightly homo)

-the 'help people out for a discount' is basically 'hey work for me for ****ty compensation', wouldn't work. if you can't handle it hire more people
-get a hookup for bulk protein powder to sell to...

-"don't use the other site they're affiliate marketers"
-puts an affiliate link for every point
-fukk that

fat
would smash but her morning face will not be good

haha fukkin black guys and fat white women

some kind of skill or talent combined with proper promoting
you already have a bigger fanbase than most indie bands so things are looking good