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Goal physique right there.
LOL, usually it's from dirty screaming. This is the not fun kind. And I never get a sore throat from THAT. Cause dick sucking is for teenagers.
YUP! I'm not perfect. I'm not lean. I'm trying...
In my head we did...
Me too. I'm going to make you a dirty gif to blow your mind.
-I am sick. I have a pretty damn sore throat and a runny nose.
-I didn't sleep last night again. I don't sleep if I am sick for some odd reason.
-Wade gave me a lady boner to...
My husband saw me looking at this on my phone. He read it and then told me she had nice tits. I punched him repeatedly for it and then wouldn't let him touch mine again until he apologized to them.
I'm bert staring you from here man.
Are you still in the hospital too man? Wtf.. That is the most annoying thing ever. You lie there all fukkin day so the drs can say "Hi there is no change...
That isn't a sad bench... Your lifts are pretty impressive for an old man who just started lifting. (I can call you old, because I am too...right?)
Also... I feel your pain on the squats. They...
We did the LDR when hubby was in University. That was in the days of MSN messenger and web cams, when they sat on TOP of the computer. Definitely did some nasty stuff in front of that camera!
Me too Penny!! SO proud of you and happy for you!!
Dude where did you go? You didn't die did you? Spinal tap was Monday right? Update?
Where have you been??
oh, I NEVER walk around with a butt plug in. Butt plugs are for sexors.
We are about to re-do our bathroom and my husband decided he didn't like the surround we bought. He is going to get a...
That was a whole load of wtf gixxer!!!
Me too. How the hell am I supposed to know what size to order? You will be shocked at the difference when I finally get pics. Totally different.
Thanks man. He's a bit sore now, but he's...
Is this fukkin real?
What the hell is wrong with parents when the school has to send out permission forms to eat a fukkin oreo? I'm so thankful for my kids school... They do cool chit without...
GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're alive!!! Did you guys have that baby yet? Did your wife/gf stop being... strange?
Oh, Yes. Brandon. Touch me there.
Put it on me.
LS, we cannot continue sexting until you clear your inbox.
Actually , probably. I'm damn cold...
Am I the rapist?
I am so hoping that this is a true story. Because it made my day.
What... in the ****... is happening in here???