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Friend who's currently on less than 100g of carbs per week for an epic cut told me this, and I wondered if it was broscience or not.

Apparently, the carbs from things like cucumber don't count if...

Women's magazines are the female equivalent of broscience.

'Want to Look Twenty Years Younger from Smearing (Insert Exotic Fruit Name Here) Into my Face: Learn More Inside!'
'How One Ridiculously...

Where, exactly, do you get this crap?

Ah, no, wait - don't tell me. Misc.

This number-crunching is all p*ss. Most women do want the top 20% of men. Most women also want the top 1% of men. Come...

He went on the mother of all bulks, got to the point where he could do the mother of all lifts, then did a gilf of a cut.

In on another fifty pages of pseudo-scientific crap from foreveralones wailing that their lack of a fifteen inch meat feast is the reason they don't go outside.

Yes everyone has a celeb list, but if you openly told her yours there'd be uproar. Why should you react differently when she tells you hers?

So, no, you didn't over-react.

However, the way you...

The bitching. 'You called me fat to some guy at a party who wanted to get with me because I said your hair looked like a moose had p*ssed on it?'

The senseless grudges due to said bitching. 'You...

Oi. Some of my best friends are single-mother kids whose parents sit around getting drunk.

Wait wut?

OP, I know what's causing your foreveralone I-can't-get-a-girlfriend problem.

You're a shallow, self-absorbed arsehole.

Now get it sorted.

Will work on becoming a quality poster for this thread...

Wow, amazing facial transformation there as well as everything else. Nice work.

Cliffs:

- We don't have a feckin' clue
- We'll date a guy as long as he has nice...something
- We don't know what 'nice' is

Why isn't OP red yet?

F.

Because I'd love to see you try and write that chit.

On page 1 this was a choose-your-own adventure story.

On page 2 it became an interactive incest story involving an 11-year-old girl.

What the f*ck misc?

E.

How did that conversation go?

"Yeah, uh, sorry man, I almost blew up your kid."
"It's cool, dude, have a bong."

F*ck me the drama at age 15 is intense.

Only by that FeelTheFear guy, and on teen BB section he could be cereal.

Surprised no-one's taken the p*ss out of this yet.

You can't 'tone' a muscle, you can either build muscle or lose body fat. The former increases muscle mass, the latter increases muscle...

Clash of the Titans.