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    And she was like... Why is that guy staring at...

    And she was like... Why is that guy staring at me? Is he even staring at me? Can't even see who it is inside the car maybe it's someone I know?

    Then OP goes home and over analyses everything.
  • Back in the old days it was bad manners for a...

    Back in the old days it was bad manners for a woman to smoke in public.

    I think it's sexy. Smoking while giving you a BJ...hnnngh...
  • The way people talk about other people to you is...

    The way people talk about other people to you is the way they talk to other people about you!
  • He would have a case if they weren't driving a...

    He would have a case if they weren't driving a cop car with flashing lights and uniforms. So basically some people want to anally probe the officer before he can do anything.

    Why didn't you catch...
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    Nice piece of furniture.

    Nice piece of furniture.
  • Normal women don't. Fixed it for you:

    Normal women don't. Fixed it for you:
  • I have just two words I want to quote: ...

    I have just two words I want to quote:



    Either she is manipulative or retarded or perhaps an unpleasant combination of both.
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    I also know those feels. She knows them too...

    I also know those feels.

    She knows them too and even if things went sour between the two of you and she broke it up she is still hurt and has doubts. You have to be the strong one and make the...
  • Location: Cluelessville

    Location: Cluelessville
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    Waaaay too young...

    Waaaay too young...
  • Next time play along dumbass. Don't make her feel...

    Next time play along dumbass. Don't make her feel like a whore and you're gonna make it.
  • Is this a joke? Even if it is true nobody really...

    Is this a joke? Even if it is true nobody really cares except for people involved.

    What is this? Internet Illuminati wanna be?
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    Most of the times it's not a guy getting crazy...

    Most of the times it's not a guy getting crazy after a war. It's a crazy guy that learns how to kill in a war. He was probably crazy before Vietnam.
  • this V isn't easy to get = I gave it so many...

    this V isn't easy to get = I gave it so many times I'm more careful now

    more careful now = business as usual while saying I'm more careful now
  • "Maybe we should swing, I think I would get...

    "Maybe we should swing, I think I would get turned on seeing you screwing other woman."

    Sounds like a miscer dream, but not when you are hopelessly in love with her.
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    More then 7 billion religions on this planet...

    More then 7 billion religions on this planet alone.
  • White bread?? You sick bastard!

    White bread?? You sick bastard!
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    Are those posts of their usual lives or posts of...

    Are those posts of their usual lives or posts of things missing and rare in their lives?
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    Translation: He is not ready for a...

    Translation: He is not ready for a relatinship...with you. Some other girl, sure, but not you.
  • Hurr durr women evil. Never get married. She...

    Hurr durr women evil. Never get married. She probably cheated on him. I like bananas.
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