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I worked from home and it was a drunkards paradise.

Got drunk almost every day on company time. srs

The ceo is driving the ship. Without him there would be no workers.

Most of us have absolutely no idea what a ceo does all day because they are so much higher than our paygrade we cant even...

Tell her its only 3" but some girls like it that thick.

Women will like any man that other women like. Can be fat, shirt, bald, doesnt matter as long as other women like him.

Women also will always act like they are the first people to discover...

Some places simply outlive their usefulness.

Same reason you see malls and little motels closing down. They were once needed but not any longer.

So while its sad to see these places in this...

She is laughing because she knows she is getting promoted before you.

Pro tip- if you win the lottery and need a lawyer, are you getting some palestinian bomb thrower or a jewish guy?

Do you want to live in a majority palestinian area like london has become or a...

The entire reason for these protests and such are just to divide us. It doesnt really matter to dems what that cause is as long as it has the desired outcome of division and confusion.

You have...

Funny that when we see our favorite bands, we expect them to play all of our favorite songs that we have heard 100o times and would be disappoint if they didnt play them.

if we see a comic, he has...

So falling home prices have nothing to do with the economy and the idiots running the show.

Its all the fault of guys wanting to be left alone.

Seems to me that the guys who are now doing that...

Pro tip- quit paying attention to the media and those trying to divide us and 90% of issues will seem to fade away.

The main contributing factor will be protein. Eat way more if it your doms will be much less.

Its easy to not get enough each day, You dont need ridiculous amounts like the misc would say but...

They have been promising us robots since the 1920's and we have yet to have any.

Elon promises a lot of stuff without ever backing it up.

The jewish parts of my city are very nice with mansions everywhere.

You can walk down the street and no one says a word except for maybe a friendly greeting.

That is if you see anyone at all as...

Sounds to me like op might be in the first stages of a new relationship.

No.

The reason is simple.

Foreign countries are exactly that, foreign. Everything about them is different, the culture, weather, food, language, toilets, you name it.

Sure people say you...

Oprah must have got to him again

Great job.

Toughest part for me was overcoming the boredom. I had convinced myself that everything was better while drunk so after a while any time I wanted to do something I had to be drunk...

I avoided prom like the plague.

I guess I have been a cheap bastard my whole life. Soon as I heard word that it would cost a couple hundred bucks I started vanishing from sight, I had a...