In all seriousness, it's mostly because of clowns like these two that PHs and steroids are being hit hard by the law.
I personally don't see a problem with them (besides the health issues) if one...
But seriously, I've always wanted a chill gf that would have some guy characteristics like your friend. Brb my gf flips out because I called her "dude" once... Fuuaaarrrkkk