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i feel the need to get some nitro-tech now.

probably not, but that won't stop me from testing it out myself.

i wouldn't say girls HATE muscle. to say a girl doesn't like a man who is fit is ridiculous. i think what people are trying to say is girls don't like an excess of muscle, which is also not entirely...

jesus already came.....in my ass. (no homo)

loving another man is gay, loving klaus is just good taste!

pre-marital sex is the best kind.

would you buy a car without test driving it first?

http://www.teenbodybuilding.com/klausmr_big12.jpg

that's the only way muscles>money. nobody can resist klaus.

women, want to be with him....and so do men.

not like it matters. she's got enough folds for someone to find a wet spot.

unless i'm doing my bench press wrong, it doesn't work the pelvis.

i'd be interested in seeing that. never seen a chick masturbate with a midget before.

i wouldn't call her hot, but she definitley had some big titties that i could get lost in for days though.

qft. girls aren't interested in how much weight you can move. they are interested in how you can move in bed.

she obviously mean klaus.

they were obviously acting (poorly).

lifting weight will not get you chicks. talking to chicks will.

i don't know the exact names of the gangs in jersey, but they are certainly not ones to mess with. i personally like the gang members because they sell me drugs and kill cops (a paterson cop was...

1. bill hicks
2. george carlin
3. andrew dice clay
4. dave chapelle
5. cheech & chong

edit: you know what joke of carlos mencia's that i really like? THE ONE WHERE HE YELLS THE PUNCHLINE!!!...

nice

i rarely see more than 2 ganstas at any time.

you're an idiot if you think they'd beat you up with 10 guys.

nice...me too.