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  • I'd let her take a dump on my chest

    I'd let her take a dump on my chest
  • My presence was required.

    My presence was required.
  • Carbimide peroxide is just as good as Hydrogen...

    Carbimide peroxide is just as good as Hydrogen peroxide. The light and the mouth pieces are **** in the OP but the gel is legit. I recommend you either get ones made at the dentist or just buy some...
  • 5 11 - 6. foot Just have a better than average...

    5 11 - 6. foot Just have a better than average face and clothes.
  • Dog of pieces. I herd dey hav dem jawz dat lock n...

    Dog of pieces. I herd dey hav dem jawz dat lock n ****. I herd dey also merc barez
  • Wow that must be horrifying for the family in the...

    Wow that must be horrifying for the family in the car.
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    U mad I eat whatever the **** I want and still...

    U mad I eat whatever the **** I want and still more fit than you will ever dream of being? Brb Subway/ McD/ BK erry day for life.

    Footlong Meatball Marinara toasted with cheese, peppers, onions,...
  • ma niqqa!!

    ma *****!!
  • I was 5. it was a show me yours I show you mine...

    I was 5. it was a show me yours I show you mine sort of thing. she was 8 at the time. I spread her lips and I literally thought girls had small penises in their vaginas for years to come lulz.
  • oh lawd I'm fuarking crying!!!

    oh lawd I'm fuarking crying!!!
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    still going strong. got boners that could choke a...

    still going strong. got boners that could choke a python. vert hard and girthy.

    Never had a wet dream in my life and would like to experience one so this could be the time. I usually fap 4-5 times...
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    I'm in there like swim wear. No fapping this...

    I'm in there like swim wear. No fapping this month for me. Last month went well. Felt I had the confidence to go out. I got laid and partied hard. Bring on may.


    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • inb4 this was all part of the male victims plan...

    inb4 this was all part of the male victims plan to have sex with his mother in law
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    I kill around half the threads I post in.

    I kill around half the threads I post in.
  • Just spoke to BlindBrah. Said he hasn't seen a...

    Just spoke to BlindBrah. Said he hasn't seen a thing
  • Models generally aren't good looking imo. They...

    Models generally aren't good looking imo. They are usually ugly but skinny as ****. They all seem to have that blank emotionless look.
  • Voted

    Voted
  • lawd. I was getting turned on when that female...

    lawd. I was getting turned on when that female was calling me dirty, disgusting and bastard. fuark.
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    10/10 here ...

    10/10 here

    http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/559815_327329647327433_114998041893929_916913_1168963338_n.jpg

    I apologise for the people partaking in No fap.
  • closest thing to this for me was when i sleep...

    closest thing to this for me was when i sleep deprived for a week where i could hear people dieing screaming for my help

    it was horrible man
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