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Happy thanksgiving ****s! I have to go spend time with my dad's side of the family today. Bringing my own sippy cup with Hennessy in it since that side of the family doesn't drink. -_-



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WTF I was at work and missed it! :(

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Hey guise. Thought I'd pop in to say hi. It was my birthday the other day. (send me nudes plz)

Not sure if I have tendonitis or if my foot hurts because I slipped and busted my ass yesterday... But I'm in pain limping across campus right now. It's really embarrassing.

@hbh I forgot to hit...

I just want you to know... If you chose me... I could change your whole life bb.

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Sup guise. I miss this thread. Going skydiving tomorrow! :D

P.S. AEM, you so fine all up in my IG newsfeed. Your hair <333

I always the notice the ones that are quiet and shy away from being the center of attention. Dat dere strong and silent type. Always oozing confidence. More likely to approach a guy like this (and I...

Stop being a **** and come out with Z and I!

Felt nauseous even reading the Ciroc suggestions... dat headache... dat hangover... too sweet.

This. The drugged up retards in neon, slooty outfits just ruins the experience.

oh lawd, all the sparkles and bedazzles

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Can't say I really like any of them, but I'm gonna go with the second suit because the...

Omg this! The one time I let a guy make me breakfast, the scrambled eggs came out so burnt and blackened. I did not eat them (literally couldn't) and he was mad at me the entire day because I bruised...

Just deleted/unliked/untagged so many embarrassing pictures :(

I set up two of my friends and the girl told the dude on the first phucking date how she's on adhd med, steals her mom's *****, and takes another medicine that she calls her "happy pill." My guy...

I love doing this. I also rub my feet and legs all over him. And I like sleeping on top of a guy's chest while he lays on his back, but most people hate being touched while trying to sleep cause it...

you dun goofed. lol at asking for statistics.

^ Yup, quality >>>

Not that I don't like going for round two or three, but if it only takes one session to leave us both satisfied, awesome. I'm happy with that.

They were told she was purebreed, but as she grows older... her face is just way too narrow and her fur has a brownish tint to it. We think she's mixed with something, just have no idea what.

Nicole Moudaber is pretty nice, too. Never really liked Carl Cox until I heard his live set. Was super annoyed when my friend wanted to leave his tent to go see Afrojack. U wot m8? I told her that...