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  • All my problems were solved when I got a van. ...

    All my problems were solved when I got a van.

    Have a poop bucket in there.
  • Try resending the payment.

    Try resending the payment.
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    Hey bby. HMU with sum vids. plz respnd

    Hey bby. HMU with sum vids.

    plz respnd
  • WTF happened to chasing sloots and good times for...

    WTF happened to chasing sloots and good times for a few years until something comes up?

    That not a thing anymore?
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    My penis is the same size as always. I'm pretty...

    My penis is the same size as always. I'm pretty sure your butthole is getting bigger.
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    Jumping my bike off a cliff into a lake. Life...

    Jumping my bike off a cliff into a lake. Life jacket slipped off the handlebars and I drowned trying to save my bike from sinking. Brother pulled me out while I was unconscious.

    Truck rolled out...
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    LOL Got damn there are some weird miscers.

    LOL

    Got damn there are some weird miscers.
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    Anyone figure out what it is yet?

    Anyone figure out what it is yet?
  • My GF admits to using the faucet. Her current...

    My GF admits to using the faucet.

    Her current favorite method is called Jamal. I was a little weary at first but she convinced me it was normal. It's just masturbating, but with a penis instead of...
  • I've got a Mazda 3. I like it.

    I've got a Mazda 3.

    I like it.
  • I'd kick his ass just for those neck tattoo's.

    I'd kick his ass just for those neck tattoo's.
  • That's what a couple hours of misc will do to a...

    That's what a couple hours of misc will do to a person. It will harden your heart and chill your soul.
  • Good job OP! Overreacting and causing awkward...

    Good job OP!

    Overreacting and causing awkward silence is the secret to success.
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    I'd do what I always do. Get a double scoop sugar...

    I'd do what I always do. Get a double scoop sugar cone with pink bubblegum and chocolate fudge.
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    What's a zyzz?

    What's a zyzz?
  • I'd probably go sit on the porch and cry. Maybe...

    I'd probably go sit on the porch and cry. Maybe eat some jelly beans while I'm at it.
  • Just one but it lasted about 48 hours until I...

    Just one but it lasted about 48 hours until I passed out.

    Nearly drowned in my sleep.
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    WTF!!! If I squint my eyes and unplug my monitor...

    WTF!!! If I squint my eyes and unplug my monitor it's white!!
  • Why the fuk is this even a thing?

    Why the fuk is this even a thing?
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    Too much power for a government made up of idiots.

    Too much power for a government made up of idiots.
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