Type: Posts; User: Seatard
All my problems were solved when I got a van.
Have a poop bucket in there.
Try resending the payment.
Hey bby. HMU with sum vids.
WTF happened to chasing sloots and good times for a few years until something comes up?
That not a thing anymore?
My penis is the same size as always. I'm pretty sure your butthole is getting bigger.
Jumping my bike off a cliff into a lake. Life jacket slipped off the handlebars and I drowned trying to save my bike from sinking. Brother pulled me out while I was unconscious.
Truck rolled out...
Got damn there are some weird miscers.
Anyone figure out what it is yet?
My GF admits to using the faucet.
Her current favorite method is called Jamal. I was a little weary at first but she convinced me it was normal. It's just masturbating, but with a penis instead of...
I've got a Mazda 3.
I like it.
I'd kick his ass just for those neck tattoo's.
That's what a couple hours of misc will do to a person. It will harden your heart and chill your soul.
Good job OP!
Overreacting and causing awkward silence is the secret to success.
I'd do what I always do. Get a double scoop sugar cone with pink bubblegum and chocolate fudge.
What's a zyzz?
I'd probably go sit on the porch and cry. Maybe eat some jelly beans while I'm at it.
Just one but it lasted about 48 hours until I passed out.
Nearly drowned in my sleep.
WTF!!! If I squint my eyes and unplug my monitor it's white!!
Why the fuk is this even a thing?
Too much power for a government made up of idiots.