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  • Never seen own cock in 1346.4 days. No homo

    Never seen own cock in 1346.4 days. No homo
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    hhhhnnnngggggggg
  • According to a recent Harvard study, It's been...

    According to a recent Harvard study, It's been Scientifically proven that women with a nipple on each tittie are bound to cheat based on a study that all cheating Sloots possessed said nipple...
  • Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla yet to be vaccinated,...

    Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla yet to be vaccinated, says won't 'cut the line'
    ...
  • JFC! You realize you're competing with sloots...

    JFC!

    You realize you're competing with sloots 25 years younger than you? That's an entire lifetime gap. You're the official female LDAR President.

    No Chad would take you seriously in a...
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    I stole $50 cologne at CVS a long time ago...

    I stole $50 cologne at CVS a long time ago despite having $200 in my pocket. Got caught.

    Supervisor and security guard made me bribe him $100 and let me go. I reported them to Head office the...
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    Depends where you work

    Depends where you work
  • Don't waste your time. Take pics and fap at home...

    Don't waste your time. Take pics and fap at home in the basement
  • You have to multiply that teaspoon by the entire...

    You have to multiply that teaspoon by the entire surface of the earth. There's sand at the bottom of the ocean.

    Also, there are more stars in the Milky-way than there are grains of sand on earth....
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    Two possible reasons 1 - To eliminate the...

    Two possible reasons

    1 - To eliminate the competition

    2 - To aquire patents and rights to their technology

    3 - Both
  • Poll: He grabbed them all by the puss

    He grabbed them all by the puss
  • He short-changed her with $20. If he had paid he...

    He short-changed her with $20. If he had paid he wouldve gotten a brown piss golden shower.


    His loss I guess
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    You get a personally requested pic of some random...

    You get a personally requested pic of some random sloot's butt hole. That's why

    Try getting that from Pornhub
  • A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on ...

    A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on






    breaking: Moon lands on man
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    Did you ask them if they like Daggers? Or ...

    Did you ask them if they like Daggers?

    Or

    Have you ever swallowed an Anaconda?
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    You need to take 2 red pills and call me in the...

    You need to take 2 red pills and call me in the morning. If you only knew how much sloots lie, you'll be shocked. They will bullsh!t their way into your wallet.



    What this brah said
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    The Glow reaper dealt a deadly strike about 30...

    The Glow reaper dealt a deadly strike about 30 years ago. You're not even allowed to mention the word Glow when talking about yourself
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    Tongueinholes Crew

    Tongueinholes Crew
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    I hope you shaved your vagina this morning before...

    I hope you shaved your vagina this morning before inserting that used tampon
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    Seems legit. Time to wife her up OP

    Seems legit. Time to wife her up OP
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