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Never seen own cock in 1346.4 days. No homo
According to a recent Harvard study, It's been Scientifically proven that women with a nipple on each tittie are bound to cheat based on a study that all cheating Sloots possessed said nipple...
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla yet to be vaccinated, says won't 'cut the line'
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JFC!
You realize you're competing with sloots 25 years younger than you? That's an entire lifetime gap. You're the official female LDAR President.
No Chad would take you seriously in a...
I stole $50 cologne at CVS a long time ago despite having $200 in my pocket. Got caught.
Supervisor and security guard made me bribe him $100 and let me go. I reported them to Head office the...
Don't waste your time. Take pics and fap at home in the basement
You have to multiply that teaspoon by the entire surface of the earth. There's sand at the bottom of the ocean.
Also, there are more stars in the Milky-way than there are grains of sand on earth....
Two possible reasons
1 - To eliminate the competition
2 - To aquire patents and rights to their technology
3 - Both
He grabbed them all by the puss
He short-changed her with $20. If he had paid he wouldve gotten a brown piss golden shower.
His loss I guess
You get a personally requested pic of some random sloot's butt hole. That's why
Try getting that from Pornhub
A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on
breaking: Moon lands on man
Did you ask them if they like Daggers?
Or
Have you ever swallowed an Anaconda?
You need to take 2 red pills and call me in the morning. If you only knew how much sloots lie, you'll be shocked. They will bullsh!t their way into your wallet.
What this brah said
The Glow reaper dealt a deadly strike about 30 years ago. You're not even allowed to mention the word Glow when talking about yourself
I hope you shaved your vagina this morning before inserting that used tampon
Seems legit. Time to wife her up OP